Just Me

I don't know. Does it matter?

[tailsos-official]

Buy her a bottom surgery and then fuck her in it 👍

[tailsos-official]

No, the pure of heart will see my wisdom

[morretlin]

[thebonewitch]

At the end of the day, my thoughts on job hunting are that it's incredibly stupid how every fiber of our current socioeconomic structure is screaming that you MUST have a job and nothing else matters because you MUST be working and that's the only thing of true importance so never forget that you MUST have a job, and I'm like damn okay so I'd like a job, can I have one? And the answer is No

[blanq]

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

[daughter-of-prospero]

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

[noxcordis]

via

[lhavdil]

a hometown is a type of dead wife

[lhavdil]

[i-like-reblog-maps]

What month were you born in?

January

February

March

April

May

June

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August

September

October

November

December

Voting ended onMay 28

Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!

Doing my project on if it’s more likely to be born in certain months :]

I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. I’m also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didn’t just make up the numbers. So. Behave

[edgar-allan-possum]

[maxfact]

Oh that's really cool

[lilaccatholic]

I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—

We did it. We finally saved her.

[reinanova]

[terror-billie]

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[audarcy]

[verdare1]

I need to see this movie…

[kamenwriter]

[monsterhospital]

Its like this but Godzilla actually does show up

[lastoneout]

Wait this is some galaxy brain shit actually, I'm gonna have to start doing this.

[yayxstitch]

[ghost-of-an-artist-pp]

they are thinking of ways to hurt each other

(as always, sketch by me and colour by my dearest @blauu )

[shegayonmygirl]

reblog to give yourself a large fucking tail

[lilaccatholic]

I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—

We did it. We finally saved her.

[reinanova]

[terror-billie]

[notahorseindisguise]

"transitioning would save her" actually transitioning would make her a girl whos still doomed

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[larval-tear]

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

[bbyhog]

bro. take shelter in my arms

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder