Water

I do embroidery

[buzzfeed]

This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out

[anarchist-bakery]

THEY FUCKING PLOTTED IT IN MATLAB I’M CRYING

[francavillarts]

GET OUT

Jordan Peele's extraoridinary directorial debut, GET OUT, was released OTD 4yrs ago. Not only the movie revitalized the genre but also opened the door to a new Black Horror wave. JP won@theacademy for Best Original Screenplay. #BlackHorrorMonth #BlackHistoryMonth #Day24

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[dethpicablewabbit]

[dethpicablewabbit]

[justmealeksandra]

Stardew Flowers!  My embroidery instagram: ocean_embroidery

[kaiserneko]

[korratea]

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

[marvelousmichaelmidnight]

IN A ROW?

[laurakvstheworld]

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

[captioningresource]

[Mako: You sucked that guys dick? Korra: Yeah…how do you think I knew that he… Mako: wait, but you said that you only had sex with three different guys! You never mentioned him! Korra: Because I never HAD sex with him! Mako: You sucked his dick! – Mako: What?! Something like 36? Korra: Lower your voice… Mako: Wait, what is that anyways, something like 36? Does that include me? Korra: ….You’re 37 Mako: I’m 37?! Korra: I’m going to class! Mako: uhh, my god! – Mako: 37! My girlfriend’s sucked 37 dicks! Bolin: In a row?]

[bloodbenderz]

world heritage post

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"

- the alien from Alien (1979)

[lesbian-toddhoward]

she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

She was thinking it though.

[powerjock]

[dredsina]

That was ME you BITCH you blocked ME from signing in with my OWN PASSWORD

[dredsina]

[dredsina]

If this post gets a million notes I’ll turn into a court jester I guess

[dingdongyouarewrong]

if you like or enjoy something mildly popular, LITERALLY ANYTHING AT ALL, there will be a massive backlash to it about 2-3 years in the future where it’s suddenly derided as bad and cringe to like. inevitably. your interests are not immune to it. at a certain point you really have to just not worry about that culture and enjoy your interests anyway

[roach-works]

teens love stuff passionately, but also regard anything they loved a couple years previously as terrifically embarrassing, and feel like it’s a mark of their new maturity that they’ve ‘grown out’ of liking whatever that thing was.

ten years later they will come back and either go ‘haha yeah that stuff wasn’t very good i suppose’ OR they will go ‘you know what? i was fourteen and i was right.’

[eccentricecologist]

“When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty, I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”  ― C.S. Lewis

[prime-tiktoks]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[majere636]

The answer is shark fin soup which shouldn’t even exist anymore because it’s a goddamn ecological disaster like a lot of other traditional practices that seem to exist primarily in an effort to make something extinct at this point.

[sosuperawesome]

Magic From Wonderland on Etsy

[nieyao]

“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone

[vault11overseer]

but is it really better than man door hand hook car door

[nieyao]

he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

[pirateherokillian]

Boys, I’ll be fine. Just… go with Agnes!

[natasturgess]

[whitepeopletwitter]