leylakartcl:
“I know the weekend is almost here but I could use a strong cup of coffee—and by strong I mean spiked with enough whiskey to drown an Irishman.”
”They call it Irish coffee for a reason. But to drown one? why not just forget the coffee and start the weekend early since you’re clearly having a bad enough week to have thoughts that borderline murder or alcoholism... Or both.”











