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dank memes is such a bad phrase like you know absolutely nothing funny is going to happen when you hear someone say that

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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

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take a fuckin sip, babes

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im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him

on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily a -30. he is nothing. he is a man in a sweater vest who eats cheese. he’s like a mormon fantasy.

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What did Wallace ever do to hurt you this badly he’s just tryna make the world a better place with his inventions and you come for him like this

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me learning a language: wow! this is so easy!

verb conjugation:

callumanders

improvising is always funny, right

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I’m really glad this took off because my dad almost peed his pants at dinner

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zackancodeine

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.