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I’m also @justshoveabezoar just needed my HP blog to be the main. Asks are welcome!

[justshoveabezoar-again]

No words to describe how evil israel is

[justshoveabezoar-again]

This is a political blog until we get a ceasefire.

[justshoveabezoar-again]

The politics being me telling westerners that they’re completely brainwashed and love being tools of empire. They truly are living in a different reality.

Like people are genuinely getting mad at someone reading Harry Potter while bombs are erasing whole populations. They care about some casting decision while countries are blockaded and starved. It is fun to go into these discussions online, but the intensity, the way people get mad over the dumbest things on earth. If you felt one percent about what you felt about hating Snape, for people getting killed by american imperialism, the world would be very different.

Like all these “unpopular takes” they’re all psyops, they’re all diversions, cause no one should care about celebrities and media that much. The war on iran is not the distraction, your whole pop culture is. And now that artemis nonsense whitewashing the american military complex.

[inthedepthofsoul]

[justshoveabezoar-again]

It’s just that he’s a little boy, you know

[juderuo]

Snubbed again… but petty revenge tastes so sweet.

[merryhaze]

Absolutely fascinating that Albus, and by proxy Jo, continually framed Severus’ journey as one of being on the right path, being led astray, and ‘returning to/rejoining’ the good side. Very different framing than always being on the bad side and then changing… He was always fundamentally and essentially good.

Some old LJ metas by other Snape Enthusiasts:9

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To contrast, Albus simply wouldn’t describe Bellatrix joining the Order like this, were it to happen. The man is optimistic but he’s brutally practical above all.

[gawaincomic]

This is an old favourite, for @happy-snape-week .

Snape is happy enough, Lupin less so…

[hannigramislife]

Watching Harry Potter with my 12 year old cousin, because he deserves some magic.

And what you have to know is, my cousin is the sweetest, kindest boy ever. Yes, he's a little shit sometimes, but he's empathetic and loving and has more media literacy than half the internet.

So. We're watching Harry Potter, Luffy style. We're on the fourth movie.

Tell me why he likes Professor Snape so much 😭

I didn't expect this at all, lol. I don't know why I find this so surprising, but I do. He gets so happy when he sees Snape on screen 😭 even when the man is being a dick, my cousin laughs and he's always so amused and delighted and I'm just there like 😃

When Mad Eye Moody showed up, and I told my cousin he was gonna be the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, my cousin smiled with sympathy, saying "Wait, Snape doesn't get to teach that this year either?"

When McGonagall was teaching the Gryffindors to dance, my cousin was like, "Do you mean Snape is teaching this to the Slytherins?"

Like, he's so endlessly entertained by him 😭 it's so funny to me. This kid is an angel, and this is who he picks as his favorite character, unbelievable 🤣

[justshoveabezoar-again]

You know what’s weird? All of literature.

Since the dawn of times when humans started telling stories, they went weird.

You think AO3 has some weird shit? Read a folk tale from any country.

[snarry-headcanons]

Part of the reason Snape is so well-suited to being a spy is because he's three apples tall and weighs one apple, and no one can hear or see him when he's coming up on them to hex them.

[martieprince]

Let this man rest!

[justshoveabezoar-again]

Sorry guys but Remus is not that cool, he’s a nerdy guy who never chooses confrontation. He has good values when he tries, but some of you think he’s way too badass. He’s not.

[milakirkma]

silly sketches with young Tonks using her broomstick as a damn skateboard..

[gawaincomic]

I don’t do Valentines, but here is a gloating Snape for your delectation :).

Third Snapecase entry - yes, this was a busy fest for me.

[martieprince]

Blue collar Tobias Snape 🫣

[justshoveabezoar-again]

A fic with a scene of Severus rehearsing his opening monologues in front of a mirror with a billowing robes?

Yes always

[wanderinghex]

Just a man and a cat

Me creating a random headcanon of Snape loving the neighborhood cats at Spinners End. He never names them, but still they recognize him. 🐈

[justshoveabezoar-again]

To be completely honest, i thought wattpad shut down 10 years ago.