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"I know I'm the therapist who normally gives out advice, but um... I have an important question and I figure you might know a thing or two."

@patiencepleaseyouwillbeonhold

"Alright... what's the question?"

"You have siblings right? Have you ever gotten into a bad fight with them before?"

"... do you mean the others at the agency?"

"Yeah them, close enough. Well what do you do when you mess up real badly and one of them gets really really mad at you? Like they no longer want to talk to you."

"Uhh... I'd try apologizing?"

"That would seem to be the universal answer, but what if that doesn't work? I tried it, and it failed."

"What exactly did you do or say?"

"Well, you see here... I may or may not have um... accidentally killed my entire family, and now my own sister, who is the only survivor, kinda forever hates me now."

*He mumbled that middle part.*

".... oh"

He is baffled

*Vincent kinda cringes and awkwardly looks away.*

"So there's that... is it fixable?"

"... you need a therapist"

He sighs, frowning.

"Probably? Have you approached her and asked her to hear you out? And explained what happened?"

"Me? Need a therapist? But I am the therapist."

*Vincent sighed heavily.*

"Sorta. It's been a while now since we last talked."

"Therapists can need therapists. Probably.

Hm... maybe try again?"

"But what if that therapist needs anything therapist because of me?"

"I guess I can try again. Maybe send her an apology cake."

"They probably already have one.

Good start. Make it yourself, maybe?"

"Time to learn how to bake then. I made a horrible cake last time."

"It's pretty simple once you got the basics down, don't worry"

"Do you recommend any good recipes?"

"Chocolate cake, maybe?"

"Guess I'm back... wonder if anyone even noticed me missing"

HOWD YOU GET OUT

"Why would I tell you that??"

...cause you're nice?

"To someone who kidnapped me? Absolutely not"

rats!

"You're a rat"

no, thats Fyodor! I'm a jester!

"Jesters are supposed to be funny"

how do i get to niko tho

"I don't know, I'd rather not have anything to do with that guy"

#in need of coffee

"I know I'm the therapist who normally gives out advice, but um... I have an important question and I figure you might know a thing or two."

@patiencepleaseyouwillbeonhold

"Alright... what's the question?"

"You have siblings right? Have you ever gotten into a bad fight with them before?"

"... do you mean the others at the agency?"

"Yeah them, close enough. Well what do you do when you mess up real badly and one of them gets really really mad at you? Like they no longer want to talk to you."

"Uhh... I'd try apologizing?"

"That would seem to be the universal answer, but what if that doesn't work? I tried it, and it failed."

"What exactly did you do or say?"

"Well, you see here... I may or may not have um... accidentally killed my entire family, and now my own sister, who is the only survivor, kinda forever hates me now."

*He mumbled that middle part.*

".... oh"

He is baffled

*Vincent kinda cringes and awkwardly looks away.*

"So there's that... is it fixable?"

"... you need a therapist"

He sighs, frowning.

"Probably? Have you approached her and asked her to hear you out? And explained what happened?"

"Me? Need a therapist? But I am the therapist."

*Vincent sighed heavily.*

"Sorta. It's been a while now since we last talked."

"Therapists can need therapists. Probably.

Hm... maybe try again?"

"But what if that therapist needs anything therapist because of me?"

"I guess I can try again. Maybe send her an apology cake."

"They probably already have one.

Good start. Make it yourself, maybe?"

"Time to learn how to bake then. I made a horrible cake last time."

"It's pretty simple once you got the basics down, don't worry"

#:3

"I know I'm the therapist who normally gives out advice, but um... I have an important question and I figure you might know a thing or two."

@patiencepleaseyouwillbeonhold

"Alright... what's the question?"

"You have siblings right? Have you ever gotten into a bad fight with them before?"

"... do you mean the others at the agency?"

"Yeah them, close enough. Well what do you do when you mess up real badly and one of them gets really really mad at you? Like they no longer want to talk to you."

"Uhh... I'd try apologizing?"

"That would seem to be the universal answer, but what if that doesn't work? I tried it, and it failed."

"What exactly did you do or say?"

"Well, you see here... I may or may not have um... accidentally killed my entire family, and now my own sister, who is the only survivor, kinda forever hates me now."

*He mumbled that middle part.*

".... oh"

He is baffled

*Vincent kinda cringes and awkwardly looks away.*

"So there's that... is it fixable?"

"... you need a therapist"

He sighs, frowning.

"Probably? Have you approached her and asked her to hear you out? And explained what happened?"

"Me? Need a therapist? But I am the therapist."

*Vincent sighed heavily.*

"Sorta. It's been a while now since we last talked."

"Therapists can need therapists. Probably.

Hm... maybe try again?"

"But what if that therapist needs anything therapist because of me?"

"I guess I can try again. Maybe send her an apology cake."

#Same...#I have 99% crossover on offer at all times

"They probably already have one.

Good start. Make it yourself, maybe?"

"I know I'm the therapist who normally gives out advice, but um... I have an important question and I figure you might know a thing or two."

@patiencepleaseyouwillbeonhold

"Alright... what's the question?"

"You have siblings right? Have you ever gotten into a bad fight with them before?"

"... do you mean the others at the agency?"

"Yeah them, close enough. Well what do you do when you mess up real badly and one of them gets really really mad at you? Like they no longer want to talk to you."

"Uhh... I'd try apologizing?"

"That would seem to be the universal answer, but what if that doesn't work? I tried it, and it failed."

"What exactly did you do or say?"

"Well, you see here... I may or may not have um... accidentally killed my entire family, and now my own sister, who is the only survivor, kinda forever hates me now."

*He mumbled that middle part.*

".... oh"

He is baffled

*Vincent kinda cringes and awkwardly looks away.*

"So there's that... is it fixable?"

"... you need a therapist"

He sighs, frowning.

"Probably? Have you approached her and asked her to hear you out? And explained what happened?"

"Me? Need a therapist? But I am the therapist."

*Vincent sighed heavily.*

"Sorta. It's been a while now since we last talked."

"Therapists can need therapists. Probably.

Hm... maybe try again?"

#They wereee

"I know I'm the therapist who normally gives out advice, but um... I have an important question and I figure you might know a thing or two."

@patiencepleaseyouwillbeonhold

"Alright... what's the question?"

"You have siblings right? Have you ever gotten into a bad fight with them before?"

"... do you mean the others at the agency?"

"Yeah them, close enough. Well what do you do when you mess up real badly and one of them gets really really mad at you? Like they no longer want to talk to you."

"Uhh... I'd try apologizing?"

"That would seem to be the universal answer, but what if that doesn't work? I tried it, and it failed."

"What exactly did you do or say?"

"Well, you see here... I may or may not have um... accidentally killed my entire family, and now my own sister, who is the only survivor, kinda forever hates me now."

*He mumbled that middle part.*

".... oh"

He is baffled

*Vincent kinda cringes and awkwardly looks away.*

"So there's that... is it fixable?"

#Definitely... still got a ton of blogs but only got a limited amount of people I can use them with #tried asking around a while back who's okay with crossovers & iirc only two or three chats ended up being attempted #crossover being a dying thing is sad too

"... you need a therapist"

He sighs, frowning.

"Probably? Have you approached her and asked her to hear you out? And explained what happened?"

"I know I'm the therapist who normally gives out advice, but um... I have an important question and I figure you might know a thing or two."

@patiencepleaseyouwillbeonhold

"Alright... what's the question?"

"You have siblings right? Have you ever gotten into a bad fight with them before?"

"... do you mean the others at the agency?"

"Yeah them, close enough. Well what do you do when you mess up real badly and one of them gets really really mad at you? Like they no longer want to talk to you."

"Uhh... I'd try apologizing?"

"That would seem to be the universal answer, but what if that doesn't work? I tried it, and it failed."

"What exactly did you do or say?"

"Well, you see here... I may or may not have um... accidentally killed my entire family, and now my own sister, who is the only survivor, kinda forever hates me now."

*He mumbled that middle part.*

#yeaa... I miss when stuff actually happened but mostly everyone is either gone or inactive or not in the fandom anymore #Can't really complain too much tho because Sigma routinely gets banished into the void (think he's the only one left- two or three oc #did get saved by having their fandoms changed tho)

".... oh"

He is baffled

"I know I'm the therapist who normally gives out advice, but um... I have an important question and I figure you might know a thing or two."

@patiencepleaseyouwillbeonhold

"Alright... what's the question?"

"You have siblings right? Have you ever gotten into a bad fight with them before?"

"... do you mean the others at the agency?"

"Yeah them, close enough. Well what do you do when you mess up real badly and one of them gets really really mad at you? Like they no longer want to talk to you."

"Uhh... I'd try apologizing?"

"That would seem to be the universal answer, but what if that doesn't work? I tried it, and it failed."

#I lost the plot around January and then gave up on keeping track tbh- tho I don't think there's been much plot since then #if there was I missed most of it bc I've been more focused on link click

"What exactly did you do or say?"

"I know I'm the therapist who normally gives out advice, but um... I have an important question and I figure you might know a thing or two."

@patiencepleaseyouwillbeonhold

"Alright... what's the question?"

"You have siblings right? Have you ever gotten into a bad fight with them before?"

"... do you mean the others at the agency?"

"Yeah them, close enough. Well what do you do when you mess up real badly and one of them gets really really mad at you? Like they no longer want to talk to you."