Methlin

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Methlin as Thoughts Running Through My Head (Part 7)

Andro: By Christ this couch isnae comfortable in any position

Change: The first person to strike up a conversation with me in this lonely mood WILL get rewarded wih either nudes or Lord of the Rings facts

Donts: *trying to perfect Glaswegian accent* it feels a bit wet

Duckie: My attraction to men is coming back. i must be getting my period.

Ferret: I should probably see someone for my anger issues

Imy: Having camping as your hyperfixation during a Midwest winter is so inconvenient

Jax: Can I just wake up and be in a different country, please?

Lemon: Beef stew can ram my ho- should censor if used for Methlin

SC: Let's bring back the tradition of being a fucking good person

Tilt: I might have turned the heating down a wee bit too much

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Methlin Drinking Game

Sip your drink when...

1. Lemon mentions soup

2. Andro starts a new fic

3, Change makes a bad pun or sexual innuendo at which Ferret shakes her head

4. Jax is online

Take a shot when...

1. SC makes a Batman/fam post

2. Donts thirsts for a character you have never heard of

3. An old inside joke is reborn

4. Duckie says something more validating about you than your parents have in their entire life

Finish your drink when...

1. Tilt says "no❤️"

2. At least 2 Methlin members meet up in real life

3. Change makes a "Methlin As" post

4. The braincell switches from Imy to Duckie

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Methlin as my Merlin Rewatch Thoughts (2x03)

Andro: Merlin’s cheekbones are extra…spherical in this episode

Change: If a woman brings you extra blankets because she thinks you might be cold, guess what? She’s in love

Donts: The 10:25 marking looks like a fantasy book series illustrated cover I would have read when I was 9 but then a movie would have been made and they’d just slap the actors’ faces on the front

Duckie: Gaius’ gaslighting is way too feckin bright

Ferret: She’s not a witch! She’s my wife!

Imy: I wanna take a nap and receive a boss ass cloak from a handsome man

Jax: Plot twist the flowers are for Leon

Lemon: You know how much I’d abuse my fog powers if I had them?

SC: Both Merlin and Arthur’s flaws are that they listen to their paternal figures too much

Tilt: THEY COULD HAVE BEEN MAGIC BUDDIES

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Methlin as my Merlin Rewatch Thoughts (2x02)

Andro: If only S5 Gwen spoke like S1 and S2 Gwen

Change: Horny for living in a castle by the sea

Donts: It's not the size of the lance but where he aims it?

Duckie: Trope: And there was only one bed.....missed opportunity

Ferret: Legend has it, Myror killed a man with this thumb

Imy: Have I already commented on how slayin’ the score of this show is?

Jax: Sidney Carter, what are you up to?

Lemon: The REAL destiny and chicken

SC: PLEASE tell me there’s a fanfic about a Camelot pillow fight

Tilt: I REALLY wish they had done a Freaky Friday type episode

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Methlin as Berries and Cream Remixes

NOW with THOUGHT EXPLANATIONS

Andro: x Law and Order Intro

-One word. Crime.

Change: x This is Halloween

-Duh, HALLOWEEN! TNBC!

Donts: x Low (Apple Bottom Jeans)

-For a certain tiktok I sent them

Duckie: x Everytime We Touch

-I too will fly everytime we touch because god dang it we're gonna meet up one of these days

Ferret: x WAP

-I knew you'd hate to be this one Ferret so I had to

Imy: x All I Want for Christmas is You

-We all want an Imy for Christmas

Jax: x Gimme Gimme (a man after midnight)

-Oh come on we all know it's hilarious I gave the wee lesbian the song about a man

Lemon: x Mama Said

-Mama (me) said it was okay to be the good soup I know you to be

SC: x Heart Attack

-Anyone else have a sneaking suspicion SC could hit the high note?

Tilt: x What Does it Mean

-Tilt just wants the answers to life

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Methlin as my Merlin Rewatch Thoughts (2x01)

Andro: If the writers were smart they would have made Merlin a bard

Change: Merlin’s go to karaoke song is Reflection from Mulan. Fight me on this.

Donts: You were better as a pirate, Cedric

Duckie: Fuck Uther. Have I used that before? It’s true every episode.

Ferret: At least my parents didn’t name me Cornelius

Imy: I’ll call you a clotpole for the rest of our lives, Arthur Pendragon

Jax: My pet peeve is undue credit. You can tell why I hate this episode.

Lemon: Yessss now you’re falling on the cold hard ground, Arthur

SC: Camelot goes through a lot of nameless knights, almost as if they were disposable human beings

Tilt: *Stares motherfuckerly* Cedric….

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Methlin as Men It Still Feels Gay for Me to Like

Andro: Denzel Washington

Change: Any David Tennant character

Donts: John Krasinski

Duckie: Hozier

Ferret: Matthew Grey Gubler

Imy: Gwaine

Jax: Merlin

Lemon: Mr Tumnus

SC: Prince Caspian

Tilt: Harry Styles

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Methlin as How Much They Want Me to Stop Making Methlin Posts

Andro: 50%, It depends on the day’s mood

Change: 0%, She loves them and thinks I am a certified genius (and she’s right)

Donts: 1%, Happy to be included, and she’ll be danged if she doesn’t beat Ferret at something

Duckie: 16%, She’s rolling her eyes at each one but also grinning

Ferret: 2%, Because she supports me in life, but the frequency is getting tiresome

Imy: 98%, But secretly 0%

Jax: 37%, Can’t really be arsed to get annoyed at them

Lemon: 0%, But secretly 98%

SC: 1000000%, Actively casting hexes on my laptop

Tilt: 40%, She likes them, but the cinnamon roll running joke is counteractive to her desired reputation

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Methlin as Things That Could Kill Me

Andro: Cyanide

Change: Myself

Donts: A nail gun

Duckie: A snake bite

Ferret: A really determined armadillo

Imy: Imy’s left foot

Jax: A well placed paper cut

Lemon: A sledgehammer

SC: Pirate King Elizabeth Swann

Tilt: The sudden and tragic loss of my found family

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Methlin as Random Reasons I Love Them

Andro: Ze has the best arsenal of Colin Morgan gifs when you need cheering up.

Change: ….Do I have to do her? She’s a pain in the ass.

Donts: She will help you with no judgement.

Duckie: She will get excited for you in times of joy.

Ferret: She listens to your needs, and respects them.

Imy: She is so supportive, and will always make sure you’re getting sleep.

Jax: She is always up for a game.

Lemon: She asks the funniest questions.

SC: She gets the information she wants you to know across quickly and cleanly.

Tilt: She brings an innocence to the group I wish I had.

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Methlin as Thoughts Running Through My Head Right Now (Part 6)

Andro: Zoinks man, this depression be debilitating

Change: Ah yes another project I will start and abandon

Donts: I crave the sensual touch of a moss covered rock as I chuck it at this guy’s head.

Duckie: Is Mr Potato Head’s dick technically under his chin?

Ferret: *Googles what the cast of Merlin smells like* FOR RESEARCH

Imy: If I was a god I’d be so easy to appease

Jax: Lesbian Level today: Bonding over our love of plaid pajamas with big pockets

Lemon: How many thoughts is too many thoughts

SC:  Yes it is productive for me to stare at wedding dresses all night long

Tilt: My most toxic trait is letting myself have 3 cups of black tea after 9pm

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Methlin as Letters of the English Alphabet

Andro: Q but only in bubble letter

Change: J but only in grade 3 cursive

Donts: D but only the Disney D we read as a weird G

Duckie: I but only the lowercase ones with a heart for a dot

Ferret: T but only in the beginning of the book when they draw in vines and stuff

Imy: Y but only in old typewritter text

Jax: A but only in Celine Dion

Lemon: M but only the M arch in McDonalds

SC: U but only that red U in Cluedo

Tilt: S but only that S we used to make with the six lines

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Methlin as Thoughts Running Through My Head Right Now (Part 5)

Andro: Wait….do I treat my wips the way my parents treated us kids

Change: I can’t find part 2. Did I just not do one? Is this part 4?

Donts: *Creates another niche spotify playlist title without adding any songs*

Duckie: Logically I know I’m not supposed to eat this air freshener gel but..

Ferret: How easy it would be for me to just scream in front of my roommate and now I’m seriously considering it

Imy: *Picks out tattoos I’m never actually going to get*

Jax: I wonder what candle people think I smell like

Lemon: *Picks candle scents for characters instead of writing said characters*

SC: GAVE ME COOKIE GOT YOU COOKIE GAVE ME COOKIE GOT YOU COOKIE GAVE ME COOKIE GOT YOU COOKIE GAVE ME COOKIE GOT YOU COOKIE GAVE ME COOKIE GOT YOU COOKIE GAVE ME COOKIE GOT-

Tilt: Can I have a refund on this day and go back to bed?

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METHLIN AS BODY SWITCHING

Andro: Jax

Change: Imy

Donts: SC

Duckie: Tilt

Ferret: Lemon

Imy: Change

Jax: Andro

Lemon: Ferret

SC: Donts

Tilt: Duckie

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Methlin as Bath and Body Works 3 Wick Candles (Seasonal Edition)

Andro: Vanilla Bean Noel

Change: Spiced Gingerbread

Donts: Hot Cocoa and Cream

Duckie: Cinnamon Caramel Swirl

Ferret: Spiced Apple Toddy

Imy: White Tea and Sage

Jax: Winter Candy Apple

Lemon: Marshmallow Fireside

SC: Snowy Peach Berry

Tilt: Pink Fairy Gumdrop

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Methlin Asks

Andro: What was the last fic you read that you liked?

Change: Where do you next want to travel?

Donts: What is your emotional support song/artist right now?

Duckie: Which fictional character in the last show you watched do you relate to?

Ferret: When was the last time you felt a sense of peace?

Imy: Do you have a business idea that would do quite well?

Jax: What was the last project you did that you are proud of?

Lemon: What is your favourite underrated (insert food item)?

SC: What is your morning routine?

Tilt: What was the best compliment you recieved this week? Best one you gave?

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Methlin as Thanksgiving Foods

Andro: Turkey

Change: Pecan Pie

Donts: Stuffing

Duckie: Mash

Ferret: Green Beans

Imy: Pumpkin pie

Jax: Sweet potatoes

Lemon: Leftovers

SC: Cranberry sauce

Tilt: Apple cider 

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