note: i have no idea why im so obsessed w fake dating rn but this is a continuation/alternate version of chenle from this post!
if this does well, i’ll post part2! this is just kind of an intro
gn!reader
sfw (for now >;3) but angsty
1k wrds!
chenle is nosey, ridiculously nosey. he’s snooping on your phone constantly, watching your every move. if you text someone, he’s right there to ask who it is. jisung is your friend, only your friend. yes, he’s pretty, yes, you stare. you stare at everyone though, in fact, chenle may stare more than you. so you have no idea why he’s become so goddamn convinced that you’re absolutely in love with jisung.
”shouldn’t i be assuming you’re in love with jaemin, then?” you say, flicking water at him as you place the last of the dishes onto the drying rack. (it’s a good deal, he cooks for you, you wash dishes.)
”eh? why would you assume that.” he says, shaking his head like a wet cat.
”well,” you say, making a face at him like it’s obvious, because it is, “you won’t stop touching him, or talking about his body.”
chenle hums, “it’s fun,” he shrugs.
you roll your eyes and take another bite of the desert he made. you can’t even remember what it is anymore. it’s sweet and messy and he reaches to brush crumbs off your cheek, grinning and shaking his head at you.
”don’t see what this has to do with me helping you get jisung though.”
oh my god, you think, can he not just let this go?
“i don’t want jisung.”
“sure, and i don’t like touching jaemin’s muscles. we all lie sometimes, what matters is the people who can see through our white lies and into our souls.”
“yeah? what does my soul look like?’
chenle furrows his brows and takes another bite of the mystery substance.
“cheesecake,” he says, mouth full.
”is that what this is?”
”what?” he says, mess spilling from his mouth, “you couldn’t tell? i thought i did a good job!”
you cringe and stare at the mess on the floor, you look back up at him and roll your eyes.
”i’m not cleaning that up, i already did dishes.”
”wait— y/n! hey!!”
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stubborn people aren’t always insufferable about it, chenle is not one of those cases. honestly, since he brought it up the first time you knew it was over. there was no way you were going to escape this plan of his. him believing you are into chenle wasn’t that much of an issue, but as soon as he gets an idea in his head, you should trust he will follow through with it. so not fake dating has been out of the question for a while now, really.
for a bit, it’s like waiting for a bomb to go off. when he he going to kiss you? when is he going to grab your hand and pull you into him? how long can you go into this thing without making things awkward? how long until he realizes you want him instead? how long until he cuts you off, until they laugh about you together later?
it’s not a bomb though. it’s like a candle, burning to the very end.
you’re used to hand-holding. chenle can be clingy sometimes. you can too, so it’s nice. it’s good to have someone next to you, a solid body who can support you at all times. you think nothing of it, they’ve seen you hold hands before. then chenle is leaning into you, whispering everything to you. you laugh it off, scoffing at him and smacking his arm. the lighting casts what looks like a blush over both of your faces.
chenle lights the candle in the middle of a conversation about jisung’s dating life. perfect timing! chenle whispers into your neck. you shiver and stare at him, a warning. you’re all bark and no bite though, and sadly he’s far too aware of this.
”oh, now’s a good time to mention. me and y/n are together!”
you don’t let your jaw drop, as much as you want to. you stiffen, glaring at him and then looking to the rest of the members who are all cooing and saying their congratulations. you smile softly and turn your face into chenle’s chest. he says something about you being shy but you can hardly hear it over the blood rushing in your ears.
he’s staring at jisung, you don’t even spare jisung a glance. chenle holds onto you the rest of the night, digging his fingers into your hips so you stay close to him. he asks if you’re okay and you nod shortly. he frowns and promises you it’ll work and you just sigh.
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chenle is a good friend, a great friend. the best friend you’ve ever had in your life. you really don’t know where you’d be without him. he’s ridiculous in the best ways possible. always lending genuine advice, a shoulder to cry on, a bed to sleep in, food to eat. it’s really, really not your fault you fell for him. you’re good at hiding it, though. you’ve managed to not let the secret out. the genuine surprise from the members gave you a bit of an ego boost.
there’s a decision that needs to be made, though. it doesn’t end up being hard.
1. tell chenle you truly don’t want jisung, and you want him instead. which will:
ruin everything you two have built up for years
embarrass him
embarrass you
break your friends trust
create an extremely all around awkward position for everyone
or
2. go along with it, and “break up” eventually when chenle realizes jisung isn’t interested in you either. which will:
be an extremely painful situation for you, as you only fall harder for chenle by the day. you’re a strong person, but you aren’t god.
MY GOD I LOVED THAT DOWN BAD JENO!!!!!! if you could write more about him (pretty please) 🥺🥺🥺 i really reallyyy loved how you portrayed him in the dreamies reaction of you kissing them first 💗💗💗💗
hehehehe down bad jeno is almost my favorite dreamie to imagine i think (man if you looked thru my acc i feel like you’d think i was jeno biased haha i love writing him)
down bad jeno who is so down bad that he’s actually clumsy about it. like he asks you out and you obviously say yes because he’s him and you’d love to go out with him. and then he’s like is 7 good? it’s ok if it’s not, i’m sure you might have something better to do. he needs constant reassurance at first, but he’ll never ask for it directly. he tries so hard to be nonchalant, but it’s so obvious he wants to be good for you.
you show up to the date underdressed because you assumed it’d just be a good dinner and then it’s like a 5 star insanely expensive restaurant and he’s literally in a suit. and you're panicking but he’s confused because to him you’re always perfect so what are you even worrying about?? and you’re all hesitant to eat what you want because it’s so expensive and fancy but he’s like no please eat whatever you want, i brought you here for a reason. he really doesn’t realize that he says things so casually that sweep you off of your feet. the date is amazing and he’s clearly nervous the whole time, but he does such a good job at seeming all put together and confident. it’s so cute because the second you’re walking out of the restaurant he’s following you around like a puppy asking if you’d like to walk or do anything else so it doesn’t have to end.
you’re so into him so much more than he gets so you’re perfectly okay going to his house, or taking him to yours. he’s so surprised by this, so flustered. but of course it’s a yes. and it’s so easy to be comfortable around him because no matter what you do he’s smiling. he’s just grinning ear to ear and nodding along to everything you say. he treats you like you’re an actual angel.
but he won’t cross any boundaries. he pays such close attention to you that you don’t need to even say anything to him. he wants to spend all of his money on nice things for you. you don't like nice things? he stops right away. he replaces whatever thing you don’t like with another form of service. he cleans your house, he makes sure you’ve eaten, takes care of you when you’re sick. he’s doing everything he can as if he’s trying to impress you. at first it’s cute but then you realize it’s not even something he’s doing as a honeymoon phase thing. he’s genuinely just like that. he really likes you that much.
any free time he has he’s spending it on you. you need space? he texts you that he loves you and that he’s here whenever you need him. he posts lowkey things on his instagram story that remind him of your. little hints that only you would understand. it seems like everything he does is somehow pointing towards you. but he never loses himself either. he includes you in the things he loves, putting you in racing jackets and having you watch races with him at 2am because he’s behind. he asks you to not watch the show you two watch together until he’s back from whatever he’s doing abroad so you can watch it together.
you two really become the disgustingly attached couple. can’t go anywhere without each other. the members all love you as well because you’re such a good match for him. he’s never been this comfortable with someone and they love watching him relax into a relationship. you two can bicker and mess with each other so much but he gives into you so easily. you kinda feel cruel because you’ll be throwing lighthearted insults and he’s just sitting there giving you puppydog eyes.
he never stops looking at you like you’re made of stars tho, he stares so damn much. you can’t tell him where you’re sitting if you attend a concert because he’ll spend the whole time glancing your way. he’s so easily distracted. you’ll be in the middle of explaining something and he’ll kiss you and then apologize for interrupting. he says i love you every single chance he can. there’s references to you in every song he writes, he wears a matching piece of jewelry everywhere, your favorite color. he develops new favorites just because they’re your favorite.
dreamies reaction to you kissing them for the first time ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ )♡
NOTE: let me know if you like this style of posting by me!
written under the assumption you aren’t in a relationship yet!
gn!reader, sfw but suggestive.
mark is like, so scared HAHAH he doesn’t know what to do with his hands at first and he kinda just stares for a few seconds. to the point where you have to pull back and look at him like hello… earth to mark but then he blinks a couple times and looks at your mouth and then one hand is on your waist and one is wrapped around your neck and pulling you forward and you’re kissing again. and hes slow and specific, wanting to make up for the fact that he was startled. he takes his time and you can barely breathe and then he’s moving down to your jaw and your throat and marking you up like its nothing. its like you snapped something in him and he just goes crazy now that he knows he’s allowed to. whole time he keeps opening his eyes to look up at you while your head’s tipped back, mouth open, eyes closed, feeling like you’re in heaven. he’s grinning into your skin and trying not to giggle but failing. and then you’re both laughing and he’s blushing and it’s so cute cuz how does he go from shy nervous scaredycat to giving you hickeys in like the span of 2 minutes.
renjun is so hesitant, like he kisses back right away but it’s slow and light, as if he’s not sure he’s allowed to do this. and you just keep going bc he’s always like this, always so nervous to hurt your feelings or do anything to bother you. after a minute he gets the hint that he should be going deeper and he’s just so gentle and sweet with it, he’s brushing your hair behind your ear and holding your face so sweetly, kissing the side of your mouth then your cheek then back to your mouth. he’s smiling and doing that cute breathy silent laugh bc he doesn’t know what to say. but you want him to keep going so you grab at him, pulling him closer, picking up your pace. by the end of it he’s nipping at your bottom lip and swiping his tongue across yours, smiling again just barely. (after that he’s a menace, never careful again, jumps on you every chance he can and kisses you HARD.
jeno is excitedddd he’s so excited. you kiss him short and sweet once and pull back, his eyes are lit up so bright. he’s practically bouncing on his heels. he’s looking at you like you’re a star with these pleading eyes like please please please do that again. and you do, and he wraps his arms around you, pulling you as close as he can get you. your arms are trapped between your chest and his, and he’s squeezing you so tight you can hardly breathe, which makes you laugh and pull away, lightly pawing at him to get him to release you. he definitely doesn’t realize how strong he is. you have to tell him to relax, and then it turns into the laziest sweetest makeout session of all time. his arms rest on your shoulders, wrapped around your neck. you lean into him and push him into the wall or couch or whatever it is. he turns into such a pillow princess, letting you take what you want from him. then when you’re out of breath, he asks if it was good and how he could improve LOL. he’s gonna learn your habits and fix himself up to be perfect for you so you can kiss all day all the time.
haechan is soooo annoying LMFAOOOO the second your lips are on his he locks tf in. his hands on your waist, he’s tilting his head to kiss you as deep as he can and smiling the whole time. he’s at your neck so quick, whispering shit like i knew it and you want me so bad. you’re smacking him on the arm and glaring but smiling too so it only makes him even more insufferable. he makes it his mission to act as if he was the brave one, sweeping you off your feet and dipping you down, making you laugh and kissing you hard in between giggles. he uses his tongue so much, your lips are swollen, wet, red. he’s licking into your mouth and trying to make you whine as much as he can. he’s so proud of himself after. he pokes at your sides so you’ll move whichever way he wants you to. he’a taking what he wants and somehow giving you what you want without ever even asking you. you become addicted really fast. (also, he’s definitely kissed you on the cheek a billion times before this)
jaemin is even WORSE than haechan. he’s pushing you against the wall / couch / bed as fast as he possibly can. his tongue is in your mouth so fast but you can’t even laugh or be surprised because it’s jaemin so of course this is how it’s going. he’s grinning his huge teethy smile and pulling back to call you pretty, gorgeous, perfect, mine, every petname he can think of is slipping from his lips between kisses. holding you so gently but so firm, making sure you’re not going anywhere. he gets you all desperate and then pulls back, making you chase after his lips. what do you say? he asks teasingly. im not saying please, jaemin. he makes a sad face and leans back, pouting. it takes you kissing him a few times with no response and then finally saying a soft, petulant, puh-lease for him to start his evilness again. you know you can never kiss him in public or it’s going to turn into a whole ordeal. he’s trying to eat you alive anytime you do so much as press a chaste kiss to his temple.
chenle is surprisingly hesitant. he’s kinda shocked that you actually wanna kiss him. you kiss him, slow and soft, give up and pull back after a few seconds looking confused because you swear he likes you back so what’s the deal?? he’s just staring at you, it’s barely a whisper but he lets out a really? and you just blink at him, like yeah?? duh?? you kiss him again and slowly coax him out of his nervousness, grabbing his hands and placing them on your waist, pulling gently at his hair, he whines but gets the hang of it eventually, gaining more confidence as you keep kissing him. eventually he manages to take the lead and then he’s driving you crazy, kissing down your jaw and neck, whispering soft curses into your skin cuz he’s so into this and never thought he’d actually get it. its cute, you smile and he frowns at you, thinking you’re making fun of him. then he gets all competitive and it’s all over for you. youre a whining mess and he’s the one laughing.
jisung OBVIOUSLYYY is so freaking shy at first. he’s completely red and blinking fast, hands up, stuttering. you’re reassuring him, telling him to go slow and that you like him so much. youre the one whispering praises to him, kissing down his neck and lifting up his arms so you can press kisses to his palms. he’s wide-eyed and breathing heavy the whole time but eventually he starts moving without even thinking. he’s pressing you down and kissing you at the perfect angle, twisting himself around so he can reach better. making you hold back gasps, you let one out and he pulls back, thinking he hurt you. you just shake your head and pull him back in. he can go on forever, you kiss until you’re damn near asleep in each other’s arms and then he’s saying something about not even knowing you liked him. he’s so oblivious.
my interaction died down a bit ;-; which is totally my fault, but i thought i’d post saying im open for requests!!! i have some vague ideas myself but honestly requests make everything easier haha, so even if you’ve never read my works feel free to send any thought you have and i can try something out!!
also, i’d like to say i am open to nsfw requests, as well as things that aren’t texts. i’d love to just blab about the dreamies casually, or write out some drabbles. (i mostly write on ao3 so thats actually what im more used to!)
anyways, ty for supporting my works as alwayssss, please leave reqs or q’s and i will go crazy for them!!! ٩>ᴗ<)و
gn!reader x nct dream fake dating crack/angst/fluff? (mostly sfw besides jaemins lol sry not sry)
(hi!!! sorry for the long disappearance again, my life is a mess as always. this was really fun maybe i can get back into routine again and post more :P)
hiiii i saw the [dreamies sending you a selfie and then finding out you like them] post you did and can i just say chenle x gn!reader are so silly i love them....but i want to request a continuation of haechan in that post?
more like texts between haechan and bear (hc being bear, any resemblance to teddy bears, we bare bears, anything bear)-obsessed gn!reader ...am i making sense🧍🏼♀️
was inspired to ask this after the opening line of their scenario which was "is this bear enough" like BEAR HAECHAN my baby yes
hello its literally next year but im here to give you bearchan
hiiii i saw the [dreamies sending you a selfie and then finding out you like them] post you did and can i just say chenle x gn!reader are so silly i love them....but i want to request a continuation of haechan in that post?
more like texts between haechan and bear (hc being bear, any resemblance to teddy bears, we bare bears, anything bear)-obsessed gn!reader ...am i making sense🧍🏼♀️
was inspired to ask this after the opening line of their scenario which was "is this bear enough" like BEAR HAECHAN my baby yes
hello its literally next year but im here to give you bearchan
hi im so sorry writers block has been beating my ass so bad + traveling + concerts + deathly illness + work but heres SOMETHING heres some stuff in my social maker i havent posted just misc stuff enjoy until i find my brain again <3 (this is literally all ive managed to write in like a month I HATE BEING AN ADULT!!!!)