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*points at romance* what the FUCK is that
Shit. She kinda had a point and well, he knew he was going to be exposed somehow. Might as well see what she wanted.
[ text ]: alright, what do you want? a ransom?
[ text ]: i know you donât care for a date, because well, you donât strike me off as that kind of person.
[ text ]: âŚâŚâŚâŚ.no.
A few seconds later
[ text ]: alright yes
[ text ] actually i want to murder everyone but money is fine too i guess
[ text ] well you can TRY to take me out on a date, iâm not opposed to free food -u-b
[ text ] iâd say watch out for my brother but heâs in rehab, so watch out for me instead!! ^^
The thought of her brother no longer around made her chest ache, but she quickly swallowed it in favour of making a certain royalâs life hell, no matter how temporary. It was always fun to mess with the blue bloods.
[ text ] keep making bad choices, i might find you funny enough to let you live ~
âIsnât there a saying that goes somewhere along the lines, love makes a fool out us all?â There was no denying that Alexa was slowly loosing her confidence in front of Jack but she had always been a believer of following oneâs heart and in that moment her heart was beating for him. She had no assurance that her feelings would ever be reciprocated or acted upon â and perhaps to a large extent Jack was right in saying that she was only making a fool of herself by liking Dallon as much as she did â but that didnât mean that she was simply going to give up. Not unless Dallon herself told her that he wanted her to stop liking him. âAre you challenging me to confess to your brother?â She asked, curious as to what the otherâs intentions and reasons for hating her truly were. âWhat if youâre wrong? What if he actually likes me back? Am I still making a fool out of myself then?âÂ
âWow...you really are a delusional bitch.â There was something along the lines of sarcastic wonder in her tone, and Jack was never one to hide her own contempt. She abhorred Alexaâs kind -- the ones who thought that kindness and love and hope and whatever could save lives and the entire world. It never worked like that, and it never would. It wasnât envy, not really; it was more so that Jack took offense to the whole lazy idea of sitting around and waiting for love to save all the good guys. âYou know what they call idiots who make even bigger fools out of themselves, princess? Dead. Because I kill âem.â Jack had never been the most stable person on earth, either. âLook, confess to him all you want. Say that he likes you back. You think thatâs gonna change shit? He isnât going to be any less of our fatherâs son. Youâre just gonna make him think he can be anything other than that, and thatâs the kind of thinking that gets people like us killed, because people like you start spreading that kinda mentality around. So I suggest you back the fuck off before you do any real damage to him, princess. Otherwise, youâre going to be in a kind of hell that your stupid, petty, immature love canât save you from.â
ninicharmingâ:
a smug grin was painted on his features, but only for the amusing expression to be replace with horror a second later.
it was the wrong phone number.
the wave of fear and panic crashed onto him and he was soon drowning with stutters. not like the female could hear his speech impediment but he tried to calmly play it off.
[ text ]: uh, so. you should know i kinda sent this to the wrong person.
a few seconds later.
[ text ]: and i trust you enough to delete that picture. delete this phone number. delete everything about me. thanks.
gnawing on his bottom lip, he had hoped the person would listen to his pleads and oblige to his orders.
She snickered and saved the photos. It was always nice to have blackmail material -- even though the material itself wasnât very good anyway in terms of...content.
[ text ] uh huh.
[ text ] youâd trust the jokerâs kid. how nice.
[ text ] do you make these kinds of bad decisions often?
âLife is a lot better when you put things on your head.â
She looked at the male incredulously, before releasing a heavy sigh. Boys. âItâs in your head. You canât do anything if nothing is in your head -- and that includes putting things on your head. Learn the difference between your prepositions -- or did they not teach you that in idiot school?â
[text] I donât know why I said that.
[ text ] let me help::: itâs because youâre an idiot.
âHow many times are you going to do that, exactly?â
âWhat?â she asked, lifting her skirt again to see if any of her needles were still in the strap around her thigh. Except she didnât really see as much as she felt, fingers running over the thin pouches to make sure their contents remained. âInsulting you, or checking to see if iâm ready to kill you at a momentâs notice? Because -- as far as my calculations go -- and youâre going to have to leave a 0.01% margin for them -- Iâd have to say...never for the first one, and...just once for the second.â
Said, A girl made of splinters isnât built for love. But they tried, anyway. They tried. And turns out. I can. I can love hard as shrapnel. So hard I melt skin.
Jeanann Verlee, from âBridge Song,â Said the Manic to the Muse (via lifeinpoetry)
[text] I think Iâm gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.
[ text : nini charming ] i will
[ text : nini charming ] but how big is your foot for real
[ text : nini charming] iâm checking to see if thereâs any correlation between that and the size of your penis
[ text :Â nini charming ] for science
 arixisley:
She liked that she could no longer see the tall form of King looming over Jack. He would cast shadows over her best friend she knew she could never breach. Now, there was a brightness radiating from the girl before her, and Amaryllis found herself grinning as Jackâs lips unexpectedly landed upon hers. The kiss was sweet and chaste, yet utterly deadly to the older as stars began to speckle the utter rims of her vision and her lungs struggled to replenish themselves with air. When the room finally stopped spinning, a lazy smile appeared upon her expression and was followed by a low chuckle. âI wouldnât have it any other way.â
With the thoughts of her twin traded for much larger, more tangible concerns, her brow begun to furrow -- and she felt the need to have her fingers curl around someoneâs throat increase. Jack wasnât very good at dealing with anger and frustration and the feeling of not being able to do anything to make sure that things go her way. Ari being injured was a Bad Thing, and Jack didnât consider many things bad, in every sense of the word. âWhereâd he hurt you?â she asked, head tilting to the side, stopping just short of lifting the femaleâs top to inspect the damage. âI realise I never asked.â
Alexa could have listed and listened to all the reasons as why to she should have just kept quiet in that particular moment but that would have been wrong and she had always been known for doing the right thing. She was in no position to say the next few words that came out of her lips but at this point her feelings were far too strong to deny any longerâ not when she saw nothing wrong with them (and hopefully he did too). âJack, Iâm sorry, but I donât think anything you say will stop me from liking him because I already do.â Saying it out loud gave way to goosebumps rising on her skin and she briefly wondered if sheâd ever get to say the same words to him out loud. âI really like him.âÂ
She let the princess finish making a fool out of herself. Jack even found the time to take her phone out and quickly open the audio recording app just in time for Alexa to make her final statement, and quickly save the file before pocketing the device again. âYeah, okay, uh....hm...quick question, though,â she said, holding up an index before dropping it again just in case she was tempted to punch the blue blood in the face -- not that an idiot deserved even that. âAre you a fucking idiot?â The question, of course, was only the beginning. âDo you think your feelings actually matter? No one gives a fuck about them. Iâm serious. Like, just in case you didnât get the real-world memo that no one actually cares. So itâs not that Iâm tellinâ you that you shouldnât like the guy. I mean, I love my brother -- who wouldnât? Just tellinâ you that itâs stupid to. Not that you can help it, I guess, since youâre a...uh...how do you say this...a fucking idiot, but -- hey, go ahead. Make an even bigger fool of yourself if you want. More fun for me!âÂ
STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS ââ for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!
*These are completely interchangeable, theyâre just in categories to make it easier for all of yâall.
FOR AMIGOS;
âHow many times are you going to do that, exactly?â
âYou were right. As per usual.â
âSometimes itâs hard to see the lines youâve drawn until youâve crossed them.â
âYouâre surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.â
âIs that â thatâs a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.â
âYou can stay, but for no more than two nights.â
âPlease donât look in this drawer. Please.â
âI told you not to pick him up, heâs very sensitive.â
âYes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, thatâs ridiculous and I didnât.â
âIâm sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone youâre in.â
âHey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.â
âNo, Iâm serious. Stop it right now or I wonât give you the last cookie.â
âYou think Iâm kidding. But Iâve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.â
âHow much would a stripper cost and why so much?â
âIâm going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?â
âHippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!â
âWhen I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!â
âI donât even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.â
âIt happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.â
âPlease do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.â
âThatâs not the phrasing you want to use.â
âBecause nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.â
âPlease donât take it out on my boobs.â
âWhen it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.â
âWe have to change our names and run away to Mexico. Itâs the only way. Adios.â
âHow much money do you have on you?â
âPlease tell me thatâs a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit youâre eating.â
âLife is a lot better when you put things on your head.â
âFor someone whoâs not very deep, Iâm incredibly not shallow.â
FOR LOVERS;
âI need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.â
âI love you. What? No I donât. Forget I said anything.â
âI need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.â
âIf we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?â
âI donât think I can do this anymore.â
âI heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?â
âI want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.â
âPlease donât be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.â
âStop saying youâre sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. Itâs done.â
âIâm not jealous, Iâm curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.â
âYour motherâs looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they havenât before?â
âIf youâre breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?â
âStop sweating. Itâs not attractive during sex, and itâs not attractive now.â
âAre you â are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?â
âWe have to go. I might have told your mom Iâm pregnant. I donât know why I said that. Iâm not.â
âSo what youâre saying it that youâre snorting sugar to get excited for sex.â
âMy dog licks better than you do.â
âBut through every stupid thing you do and say â and those are a lot, by the way â I love you.â
âI donât care if youâre growing another head. Iâll talk to both of them. I love you.â
âAnd Iâd take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise thatâs a compliment.â
âI donât want to hide this anymore. Iâm not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.â
âThis is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?â
âI donât want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.â
âThanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.â
âA kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?â
âPromise me youâre not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.â
âLook, Iâve had my heart broken before. Iâm not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.â
âDonât leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.â
âI wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but Iâve had worse.â
âI just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?â
âIâm attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like Iâm staring at your chest, itâs because I am.â
FOR TEXTERS;
[text] This is upsetting my poop.
[text] Hey, are you up? If youâre not, can you wake up? I need some help.
[text] So it involves feces and large birds.
[text] She said that to you? Why?
[text] Please come back. I miss you.
[text] What are you good for if youâre not gonna bring me ice cream?
[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasnât meant for you. Iâm sorry.
[text] âŚdid you just send me a nude?
[text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.
[text] I donât know why I said that.
[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.
[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? Heâs only my first cousin.
[text] How much does âI love youâ mean to you?
[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, itâs gross.
[text] Please. I need this so badly.
[text] I trust you completely.
[text] Iâm a genius. Youâre a peasant. Everything makes sense again.
[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.
[text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.
[text] I will not get you donuts.
[text] Please? I love you.
[text] I think Iâm gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.
[text] I canât say this out loud. They might be listening.
[text] I never meant to hurt you. I didnât think heâd duck when the ball came at him, Iâm sorry.
[text] Youâre cute.
[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.
[text] Fuck off.
[text] Okay. Guess weâll leave it at that then.
âBecause Iâm happy when Iâm around him and thatâs got to count for something, right?â If anything, Alexa was always honest and sincere in her words. She wasnât going to lie or keep things to herself just because his sister didnât approve of it. Yes, they were most probably not going to amount to something but that didnât mean that she was going to stop herself from speaking the truth. Dallon meant a lot to her and that kind of importance required only sincerity and honesty. âDonât people go into relationships because they want to get to know the other person more? I mean, thatâs the purpose of going on dates and being around each other because before you marry someone, you need to know them first.âÂ
âNo.â The answer was short and quick, and spoke volumes -- not in the sound way, but in a way that Jack could probably list all the reasons why the princess and her half brother wouldnât work, and the list would need to be broken up into chapters and books and volumes. âAnd no. What kind of deluded fairytale shithole have you been living in?â she asked, raising a critical brow at the other female. âHeâs one of us, princess. âSides, even if you do somehow do some weird voodoo to get to the point of marriage, do you really think Dadâs gonna be civil around so many walking money bags in the ceremony? Heck, I can kidnap you and make millions out of the ransom.â
She winced as she shifted closer to her pillows, finding that her head was beginning to feel a little heavy. âOf course you can, you can do anything you set your heart too sweat pea.â Her smile was warm, if not slightly weak, and she sighed as she sat back against the cushions. âBut please wait until I feel better, I donât want to miss out on all the fun.âÂ
A hand reached out for the face of the girl she held almost as dear as her brother. Years ago Jack would have called her 'wife' -- a replacement for the brother who didn't want to play with them, mostly because Ari and King had never gotten along very well. Even now there was that gentle affection underlined with fierce protectiveness, and she would ask Ari who did this to her, but her memory had never failed her, and Ari could take care of herself. "Then get better soon." Too soon had the distance between them closed, lips pressing upon soft ones, abrupt and sudden as Jack had always been. And there came the wanton grin -- smirk -- the line was really, truly blurred if it wasn't a line at all but an upward curve. "I like it better when I'm the one potentially putting your life in danger."
She wanted to counter the girlâs statement and argue that Dallon didnât feel that way but stopped herself because she never did know if he found her feelings as irrelevant as his sister did. They had acknowledged that they like each other but that was that. Perhaps Jack was right, perhaps her feelings meant nothing to Dallon? She masked her disappointment with a small smile and nodded at the otherâs words. âBut it canât be helped that I like him still, Jack. I think Iâm going to continue liking himâŚâ Her words trailed off with the girlâs question and this time there was no hiding how much Jackâs words weighed on her. âWhy not? I mean, not that we are together or anythingâŚâ Yes, they were not together after all.
Can't be helped? It couldn't be helped that her lips then resembled a tight line -- a tight rope which Alexa walked on. The amount of respect Jack held for her amounted to the safety that such an act would entail if no trampoline awaited the princess' fall from grace. And Jack, whose fists had curled into fists capable of breaking men's bones, only raised a brow at what the blue blood implied. "Why do you like him, then? You don't know Dallon, you ignorant shit." She never really had a filter for her words to begin with, and no one said that a blunt object wasn't as deadly as a sharp one. "Why else do you think you're not together? Why be together with someone you don't even really know?"
Sylvia didnât think of herself as judgemental but she was aware that whatever relationship Jack and her brother had was wrong. Although she wasnât sure of where her disgust originated from, she knew it was immoral and unhealthy to love your siblings in the way that a couple would. The thought of herself with Steven or Royceâ a hand quickly clamped over her mouth as she gagged. âGoodness.â The princess stood up, casting her gaze elsewhere as she tried to figure out how to respond. Angering her roommate would probably result in bruises, seeing as Jack seemed to love King so unconditionally, she probably wouldnât hesitate to kill another who even looked at him funny. Her hand slowly came away from her mouth. âYou know thatâs not normal, right? Itâs uh, incest.â Â
Jack quickly decided that she was tired of such reactions, and without warning she stood from her bed and sat beside the princess. "Normal is just another word for boring. Don't they teach you that in princess school?" She leaned back, entirely comfortable about the topic that appeared to make Sylvia gag and squirm. "Besides, I'm not going to share King with anyone else. I'd just cut their hands off if they try," she stated, in a way that normal people would tell what they ate for dinner or what they were doing, or planning to do. "Anyway, incest is such a bad term. I prefer to call it 'unconditional love'. With a splash of adventure!"