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♀ - 19 - i'm emily

[angelhive]

if my son is stealing pies off windowsills its because i taught him to do that bitch 

[warmmillk]

[how2bake]

"I'm funny because of my trauma" "I'm funny because my parents were divorced" well I'm funny because of my amulet

[c3po]

tumblr is like a water hole

[ggggggddg]

Explain

[c3po]

[claireraffertys]

Add how old you will be in 2024

[sonjabysonjamorgan]

[titlecard]

[waepenwifestre]

mike’s hard past couple of months

[gaycism]

[biomic]

take a second to imagine if this had happened in 2013. stop scrolling and please just sit with that for a moment, i urge you

[fullbottles]

tumblr would have been rendered uninhabitable to human life

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

moms be like i may need therapy but God help me middle child so will you. so will fucking you

[lexiconcatalog]

I know nothing about the good omens show but the two guys looking like this

[omegaverse]

republican bitches really be having babies with their military husbands at age 18, moving to the middle of fuck empty USA and being like "this... Is living ❤️"

[cookiekappa]

Pride and Prejudice (2005) is not about the Accuracy…it’s about the Aesthetic 

[nflstreet]

[omegaverse]

republican bitches really be having babies with their military husbands at age 18, moving to the middle of fuck empty USA and being like "this... Is living ❤️"

[lexiconcatalog]

I know nothing about the good omens show but the two guys looking like this