PROFESSIONAL BL ADVICER ⚾️🥇

‼️‼️ VERY PROFESSIONAL VERY HELPFUL ADVICE FROM ULTIMATE SEME/COACH JYUSHIMATSU ‼️‼️ (minors dni, blmatsu-free)

[jyushimatsu-bl-advice]

HELLO‼️ IM COACH JYUSHIMATSU 👋👋👋

SEND ME MESSAGES 💬 AND I WILL GIVE YOU ADVICE 📝 FOR BASEBALL (BL) ⚾️‼️‼️

IM BEST AT BL ⚾️ BUT I CAN HELP WITH OTHER STUFF TOO ‼️ LIKE STOCKS 📈 AND GETTING GIRLFRIENDS 👯‍♀️‼️‼️

I’M A CERTIFIED ADVICER 👨‍⚕️ WITH A BIG THUMBS UP 👍 FROM DEKAPAN-SENSEI 🩲SO IM THE REAL DEAL UNLIKE SOME GUYS HERE‼️‼️

PLEASE SEND ME YOUR BL ⚾️ WORRIES ‼️‼️‼️

[jyushimatsu-bl-advice]

When you settle down and have a family, how many kids would you like? 1? 14?

26‼️‼️‼️ I WANT ENOUGH TO MAKE A FULL BL ⚾️ TEAM‼️‼️‼️ IM GONNA MAKE A TEAM JYUSHIMATSU 😃 AND TAKE OVER 👑 JAPAN 🇯🇵‼️‼️‼️

IM NEVER SETTLING DOWN ⬇️‼️‼️ ICHIMATSU-NIISAN SAYS IM NOT PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF SETTLING DOWN ⬇️ BECAUSE OF ALL MY ENERGY ⚡️‼️‼️ SO MY FAMILY 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒 IS JUST GONNA HAVE TO KEEP UP WITH ME 😃‼️‼️

HEY‼️ YOU GUYS 🫵 KEEP ASKING 💬 ME ALL THESE REALLY PERSONAL QUESTIONS ❔‼️‼️ AM I A CELEBRITY 🧑‍🎤 NOW❓❓ DID I BEAT ALL MY BROTHERS 🗑️ AND BECOME THE MOST 🥇 POPULAR ❤️‍🔥 SEXTUPLET⁉️⁉️ DOES THAT MEAN I GET TO GO TO HEAVEN 😇 NOW⁉️⁉️⁉️

[jyushimatsu-bl-advice]

Brazil didn't win their sixth World Cup title 💔💔 We'll have to migrate to baseball.

YAYYYY 🎊🍾🪅‼️‼️‼️ MORE BL ⚾️ FOR THE WORLD 🌎‼️‼️‼️

GOOD ✅ CHOICE BRAZIL 🇧🇷‼️‼️‼️ VERY JYUSHIMATSU APPROVED™ 👍‼️‼️‼️

DONT ❌ WORRY 😓‼️‼️‼️ ILL WHIP YOU ALL 🫵 INTO SHAPE 💪 FOR THE NEXT WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC 🌎⚾️🏛️‼️‼️‼️

YOURE GONNA LOVE 💗 BL ⚾️‼️‼️‼️ I PROMISE.

[jyushimatsu-bl-advice]

How much ice is needed to put (or at least lower) your Jyushi down?

IT DOESNT‼️‼️‼️ HOPE THIS HELPS 💛

[jyushimatsu-bl-advice]

... Jyushimatsu, have you been masturbating to your baseball comics?

YEAH‼️‼️‼️ DOUJINSHI 📚CAN BE REALLY GOOD 👍 FAPPING 🗳️ MATERIAL‼️‼️

IVE BEEN TRYING OUT NEW 🆕 THINGS WHEN I FAP 🗳️ AND MY RESULTS 📊 TELL ME BL ⚾️ DOUJINSHI 📚 CAN BE REALLY EFFECTIVE FAPPING 🗳️ MATERIAL‼️‼️ IT LETS YOU STUDY 🧐 BL ⚾️ TECHNIQUES WHILE ALSO TAKING CARE OF YOUR DICK 🍆‼️‼️ SO YOU CAN BE PRODUCTIVE 🧑‍💼AND HORNY 🥵 AT THE SAME TIME 🕰️‼️‼️‼️ YOU ALSO GET TO APPRECIATE THE ARTISTRY 🧑‍🎨 FROM A NEW 🆕 PERSPECTIVE 👀‼️‼️ SO IT MAKES THE MONEY 💴 YOU SPENT MORE WORTH IT‼️‼️‼️

CHOROMATSU-NIISAN DOES IT TOO‼️‼️ I THINK‼️‼️ HE KINDA TALKED 💬 ABOUT IT ONCE BUT HE ALWAYS RUNS AWAY 💨 WHENEVER I BRING UP HIS BL ⚾️ DOUJINSHI 📚‼️‼️ ITS REALLY ANNOYING‼️‼️ ANYWAY

FAPPING 🗳️ TO BL ⚾️ DOUJINSHI 📚 GETS A VERY BIG JYUSHIMATSU RECOMMENDATION 😃👍‼️‼️

TRY IT OUT FOR YOURSELVES 🫵‼️‼️ JYUSHIMATSU 😃 PROMISES 🤞 ITS FUN 🥳‼️‼️

[jyushimatsu-bl-advice]

Brazil six-time world cup champion

I HAVE A BL ⚾️ ACCOUNT‼️‼️

I AM A BL ⚾️ COACH‼️‼️‼️

I DONT CARE ABOUT THE WORLD CUP 🌏🏆‼️‼️‼️‼️

[jyushimatsu-bl-advice]

Should BL be added to the Olympics?

ABSO-BL-UTELY‼️‼️‼️

BL ⚾️ IS THE BEST 🏅 SPORT EVER‼️‼️‼️ I DONT GET 🤷‍♂️ WHY ITS NOT ❌ IN THE OLYMPICS‼️‼️ EVERYONE LOVES 💗 BL ⚾️ AND BL ⚾️ PLAYERS 🏌️‍♂️ 🤾‍♂️ AND BL ⚾️ GAMES 🏟️ AND BL ⚾️ FOOD 🍱‼️‼️‼️

CHOROMATSU-NIISAN SAYS ITS BECAUSE THE GAMES 🏟️ WOULD BE “TOO LONG” ⏳ AND PEOPLE 👨👩🧑 WOULD “GET BORED” 🥱‼️‼️ BUT CHOROMATSU-NIISAN DOESNT KNOW ❌🤓 ANYTHING SO I DONT LISTEN ❌👂 TO HIM‼️‼️

WE SHOULD MAKE A PETITION 📝 TO PUT BL ⚾️ IN THE OLYMPICS‼️ OR START A PROTEST 🪧‼️‼️ OR START A RIOT 🫯‼️‼️‼️ THEN THE OLYMPICS PEOPLE 👨👩🧑 WILL DEFINITELY PUT BL ⚾️ IN THE OLYMPICS‼️‼️

ILL 😃 START MAKING SIGNS 🪧‼️‼️ YOU GUYS 🫵 ARE IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING ELSE‼️‼️ LETS GO TEAM JYUSHIMATSU 😃‼️‼️‼️

[jyushimatsu-bl-advice]

What are your favorite stretches to do before starting the day? If you have any, if you do then I might try them out myself

- 🍄

STRETCHING 🙆 IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR NORMAL PEOPLE 👨👩🧑‼️‼️‼️ I DONT DO STRETCHES 🙆 BECAUSE IM NATURALLY 🏞️ STRETCHY AND BENDY 〰️‼️‼️ BUT HERES SOME THAT I LIKE TO DO WHEN IM BORED 🥱‼️‼️‼️

1. MISSIONARY

THIS STRETCH 🙆 IS GOOD 👍 FOR WORKING OUT 🏋️‍♂️ YOUR LEGS 🦵 AND ABS‼️‼️ AND IT LETS YOU MAKE YOUR BALANCE 🧑‍🩰 BETTER‼️‼️ MAKE SURE YOU LAY DOWN ON SOMETHING SOFT 🪶 AND SQUISHY 🧽 SO YOU DONT HURT 🤕 YOUR BACK OR NECK MUSCLES 💪‼️‼️

2. DOGGY STYLE

THIS ONE LETS YOU WORK OUT 🏋️‍♂️ YOUR ARM MUSCLES 💪 AND YOUR ABS AGAIN‼️‼️ JUST DONT EAT 🍽️ A LOT BEFORE YOU DO IT OR YOULL PUKE 🤮 EVERYTHING UP AND ITLL BE REALLY GROSS 🤢‼️‼️

3. THE 69

THIS ONE IS A LITTLE TRICKIER BUT IT ALSO LETS YOU WORK OUT 🏋️‍♂️ YOUR ARMS 💪 LEGS 🦵 AND ABS AT THE SAME TIME ⏰‼️‼️ JYUSHIMATSU RECOMMENDS DOING IT WITH A FRIEND 👯 SO THEY CAN GET YOU IN THE RIGHT ✅ POSITION AND HAVE FUN 🥳 WITH YOU WHILE YOU DO IT‼️‼️

HAVE FUN 🥳 STRETCHING 🙆‼️‼️‼️

[jyushimatsu-bl-advice]

⚾️ UNSOLICITED BL ADVICE ⚾️

BEING GAY 🏳️‍🌈 IS OKAY 👌

BL ⚾️ IS FOR EVERYONE 👨👩🧑 AND THAT INCLUDES LGBTQ+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ PEOPLE‼️‼️‼️ NOBODY CAN TELL 💬 YOU 🫵 WHAT YOU CAN ✅ OR CANT ❌ DO OR LIKE BECAUSE OF WHO YOU LIKE 💘 OR WHO YOU ARE‼️‼️ AND IF THEY DO THEN YOU 🫵 GOTTA FIGHT 🥊 BACK (METAPHORICALLY AND PHYSICALLY) AND PROVE THEM WRONG 🙅‼️‼️ NEVER LET SOMEBODY ELSES BELIEFS 💭 STOP YOU 🫵 FROM ACHIEVING YOUR BL ⚾️ DREAMS‼️‼️‼️

IF YOU 🫵 DONT ❌ BELIEVE ME THEN IM GONNA PROVE YOU 🫵 WRONG WITH JYUSHIMATSUS 😃 OWN :

LIST OF (SOME) LGBTQ+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ PEOPLE IN BL ⚾️‼️‼️‼️

GLENN BURKE (DODGERS, OAKLAND ATHLETICS) : A BLACK GAY 🏳️‍🌈 MAN WHO CAME OUT IN THE 70S‼️ HE WAS THE FIRST 🥇 EVER MLB PLAYER TO COME OUT (THOUGH ONLY AFTER HIS RETIREMENT 👴)‼️

TERRY DONAHUE : THE DOCUMENTARY 🎞️ “A SECRET LOVE” TALKS ABOUT HER 72-YEAR LONG RELATIONSHIP 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 WITH EMMA MARIE HENSCHEL‼️ WHO SHE ALSO MARRIED 💍 IN 2015‼️

BILLY BEAN (LA DODGERS, KINTETSU BUFFALOES, ETC.) : AFTER HE RETIRED 👴 HE BECAME THE MLBS FIRST 🥇 INCLUSION AMBASSADOR AND WAS SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT AND SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE COMMISSIONER‼️ WHICH BASICALLY MEANS HE HAD A LOT OF HIGH-RANKING JOBS 🧑‍💼 IN BL ⚾️‼️

SEAN CONROY (SONOMA STOMPERS) : HE WAS THE FIRST 🥇 BL ⚾️ PLAYER TO BE OPENLY GAY 🏳️‍🌈 WHILE STILL ACTIVE‼️

JOSEPHINE D’ANGELO : SHE WAS ONE OF THE 60 ORIGINAL PLAYERS TO PLAY IN THE INAUGURAL SEASON FOR THE AAGPBL‼️

BRYAN RUBY (GUATEMALA CITY LOBOS, SALEM-KEIZER VOLCANOES, ETC.) : HE CO-FOUNDED “PROUD TO BE IN BASEBALL”‼️ WHICH IS AN ADVOCACY AND SUPPORT GROUP FOR LGBTQ+ PEOPLE 👨👩🧑 IN BL ⚾️‼️

ILA BORDERS (DULUTH-SUPERIOR DUKES, ZION PIONEERZZ, ETC.) : ALONG WITH BEING THE FIRST 🥇 WOMAN TO PITCH 🤾‍♀️ IN THE MINOR LEAGUES SHES ALSO DATING 👭 SHERRI MURRELL‼️ WHO IS THE FIRST 🥇 OPENLY GAY 🏳️‍🌈 COACH IN WOMENS BBL 🏀‼️

AND YOU 🫵‼️ AS LONG AS YOU NEVER ❌ LET OTHERS PUSH 🫸 YOU DOWN ⬇️ AND MAKE YOU GIVE UP 🚶‼️

[jyushimatsu-bl-advice]

JYUSHIMATSU OBSERVATION: ALOT OF PEOPLE 👨👩🧑 HERE ARE NAMED AFTER FOOD 🍱‼️‼️

MOST OF YOU 🫵 THAT FOLLOW ME OR SEND ME QUESTIONS ❔ ARE NAMED AFTER SOME KIND OF FOOD 🍱‼️‼️ IVE SEEN PEOPLE NAMED AFTER:

MUSHROOMS 🍄 TOFU 🧈 FIGS 🌰 AND BEANSPROUTS 🫛‼️

TAKOYAKI 🦑 WASABI 🫚 AND OOLONG COOKIES 🍪‼️

LAMB 🐑 RATS 🐀 FINS 🐟 BUGS 🐛 CATS 🐈 FALCONS 🦅 AND BEES 🐝‼️

GRASS 🍃 SUNSETS 🌅 MOSS 🖼️ RAIN 🌧️ SNOWFLAKES ❄️ AND THE FOREST 🌳 ‼️

GOLD 👑 TIN 🥫 AND PACHINKO BALLS 🎰‼️

ANGELS 👼 AND GODS ⛩️‼️

DVDS 📀 AND PAINT 🎨 ‼️

THE MONTH OF MAY 🗓️‼️

THE MOON 🌕 ‼️

AND ASS 🍑‼️

ISNT THAT COOL❓❓❓

[jyushimatsu-bl-advice]

O Great Leader of BL, what is your motto for life as the ultimate BL seme leader and advocate?? I think I need some motivation in my life...... and BL could cheer me up....... ⚾️

LIFE ISNT FUN 🥳 WHEN IT ISNT GOOD 👍 ‼️‼️ SO ILL GIVE YOU 🫵 THE SUPER 🦸 JYUSHIMATSU 😃 SECRET™ 🤫 TO MOTIVATION‼️‼️‼️

WHEN YOU 🫵 WANNA QUIT 🚶 YOU 🫵 GOTTA PUMP 🪠 YOUR ARMS 🦾 AND SHOUT 🗣️:

HUSTLE🏃‍♂️ HUSTLE 🏃‍♂️ MUSCLE💪 MUSCLE 💪

THE “HUSTLE” 🏃‍♂️ MEANS YOU 🫵 GOTTA KEEP GOING AND PUSHING🫸 FORWARD ➡️ SO YOU CAN REACH HOMEBASE 🏠 AND SCORE A WIN🥇 ‼️‼️ AND THE “MUSCLE” 💪 MEANS YOU GOTTA STAY STRONG 🏋️‍♂️ EVEN WHEN YOUR BODY 🧍 HURTS 🤕 AND YOU WANNA QUIT 🚶‼️‼️ CAUSE IF YOU DONT YOU WONT BE ABLE TO GET YOUR PRIZE 🏆 AND CELEBRATE 🎊 WITH YOUR TEAM 👨👩🧑‼️‼️‼️

I SAY 💬 THESE WORDS TO MYSELF WHENEVER IM DOING BL ⚾️ OR IF I NEED TO CHEER MYSELF UP 😄‼️‼️‼️ ITS LIKE THE MANTA-RAYS KARAMATSU-NIISAN LIKES TO TELL 💬 HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR 🪞 EVERY MORNING 🌅‼️‼️

KEEP MUSCLE 💪 HUSTLING 🏃‍♂️ AND YOULL GET TO YOUR GOAL 🥅 FASTER THAN A GAME-WINNING 🏟️ HOMERUN🏠‼️‼️ JYUSHIMATSU 😃 BELIEVES IN TOFU-CHAN 🧈‼️‼️‼️

[jyushimatsu-bl-advice]

Happy birthday! I hope you have a good day, keep on hustling! ＼(´ ∇`)ノ

- 🍄

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAYS 🎂 ‼️‼️‼️‼️

THIS BIRTHDAY 🎂 WAS REALLY FUN 🥳‼️‼️ ME AND ICHIMATSU-NIISAN STOLE TOTTYS PHONE 📱 AND WENT TO A CAFE ☕ TOGETHER SO WE DIDNT HAVE TO SHARE OUR BIRTHDAY 🎂 TREAT WITH OUR BROTHERS 🗑️‼️‼️‼️ WE WANTED TO GET A CAKE 🍰 BUT WE DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY 💴 SO WE GOT A PARFAIT 🍨 INSTEAD‼️‼️

I FOUND A COOL 🆒 APP ON TOTTYS PHONE 📱 SO I TOOK A PHOTO 📸 AND MADE IT ALL COOL 🆒‼️‼️ DOESNT THE PARFAIT 🍨 LOOK YUMMY 😋❓❓

MY WISH 🌠 IS TO HAVE LOTS OF BIRTHDAYS 🎂 AFTER THIS ONE‼️‼️‼️ I WANNA HUSTLE 🏃‍♂️ AND MUSCLE 💪 UNTIL I DIE 🪦‼️‼️‼️

[jyushimatsu-bl-advice]

Can you bite someone for me

SURE‼️‼️‼️ BUT NOT FOR FREE 🆓‼️‼️‼️

YOU CAN PAY 💰 ME FOR A PERIOD ⏳ OF BITING 🦷 OR ON A PER-BITE 🦷 BASIS‼️‼️ BUT YOURE ALSO GONNA NEED TO PAY 💰 MY TRAVEL 🚗 COSTS 💴 SO MAKE SURE YOU TAKE THAT INTO YOUR BUDGET 📋 BEFORE HIRING ME‼️‼️

‼️ ONE BITE 🦷 = ¥500 ‼️

BITING INTO THE MUSCLE 💪 = ¥250 SURCHARGE

BREAKING A BONE 🦴 = ¥500 SURCHARGE

‼️ 5 MIN OF BITES 🦷 = ¥3000 ‼️

BITING INTO THE MUSCLE 💪 = ¥1250 SURCHARGE

BREAKING A BONE 🦴 = ¥2500 SURCHARGE

NO ❌ NEGOTIATIONS OR REFUNDS‼️‼️ EVERYTHING IS FINAL‼️‼️‼️

[jyushimatsu-bl-advice]

‼️‼️‼️ VERY BIG BL ⚾️ NEWS 📰‼️‼️‼️

WE REACHED 55 FOLLOWERS‼️‼️‼️‼️

THANK YOU FUJOSHIS 🧍‍♀️ FUDANSHIS 🧍‍♂️ AND FU-NOT JOSHI NOT DANSHIS 🧍 FOR GETTING JYUSHIMATSU-BL-ADVICE TO THE SECOND BEST 🥈 NUMBER IN THE ALPHABET‼️‼️‼️ IM VERY VERY HAPPY 😃‼️‼️‼️

THIS IS SUPER AWESOME‼️‼️‼️ ITS THE FIFTH 5️⃣ MONTH AND MY BIRTHDAY 🎂 MONTH SO THIS IS LIKE A DOUBLE GIFT 🎁 FROM ALL OF YOU 🫵‼️‼️‼️

ILL KEEP WORKING HARD 🏋️‍♂️ TO GIVE YOU 🫵 THE BEST 🏅 BL ⚾️ ADVICE 📝 I CAN‼️‼️‼️ SO PLEASE CONTINUE TO SUPPORT JYUSHIMATSU-BL-ADVICE 🙇‍♂️‼️‼️‼️

[jyushimatsu-bl-advice]

Fun fact!

Men who like BL are called fudanshis⚾️⚾️

REALLY❓IVE NEVER HEARD 👂 OF THAT WORD BEFORE‼️‼️‼️

IS IT SOME NEW 🆕 REIWA WORD 🤖❓❓ DOES THAT MEAN GIRLS 👯‍♀️ WHO LIKE BL ⚾️ ARE “FUJOSHIS”❓ WHAT DOES THE “FU” MEAN❓❓ CAUSE IM PROBABLY NOT THINKING 💭 OF THE RIGHT ✅ ONE‼️‼️

ANYWAYS THANKS FOR TELLING 💬 ME 😃‼️‼️ IM GONNA LOOK 👁️ FOR BL ⚾️ FRIENDS 👬 ON THE INTERNET 🛜 NOW‼️ MAYBE I COULDNT FIND 🔎 ANY BEFORE BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL HIDING 🙈 IN THEIR FUDANSHI/FUJOSHI CIRCLES‼️‼️‼️

BE RIGHT BACK‼️ ‼️‼️

[jyushimatsu-bl-advice]

WOW‼️‼️‼️ THESE PEOPLE REALLY LIKE GAY PORN 🏳️‍🌈🔞‼️‼️‼️

[jyushimatsu-bl-advice]

Fun fact!

Men who like BL are called fudanshis⚾️⚾️

REALLY❓IVE NEVER HEARD 👂 OF THAT WORD BEFORE‼️‼️‼️

IS IT SOME NEW 🆕 REIWA WORD 🤖❓❓ DOES THAT MEAN GIRLS 👯‍♀️ WHO LIKE BL ⚾️ ARE “FUJOSHIS”❓ WHAT DOES THE “FU” MEAN❓❓ CAUSE IM PROBABLY NOT THINKING 💭 OF THE RIGHT ✅ ONE‼️‼️

ANYWAYS THANKS FOR TELLING 💬 ME 😃‼️‼️ IM GONNA LOOK 👁️ FOR BL ⚾️ FRIENDS 👬 ON THE INTERNET 🛜 NOW‼️ MAYBE I COULDNT FIND 🔎 ANY BEFORE BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL HIDING 🙈 IN THEIR FUDANSHI/FUJOSHI GROUPS‼️‼️‼️

BE RIGHT BACK‼️ ‼️‼️

[jyushimatsu-bl-advice]

if i give u a kiss will u land a homerun

A KISS 💋 ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

IF YOU GIVE ME A KISS 💋 ILL DO ANYTHING YOU 🫵 WANT‼️‼️‼️

ILL GET A HUNDRED 💯 HOMERUNS IN ONE ☝️ ROUND‼️ ILL PLAY A WHOLE GAME 🏟️ BY MYSELF 🧍‍♂️‼️ ILL BECOME SAMURAI JAPANS 🇯🇵 ACE‼️ ILL BEAT 🥊 ALL THE WORLD 🌍 RECORDS‼️ ILL EVEN GET A JOB 👨‍💼‼️‼️‼️

AH‼️ BUT DONT ❌ KISS 💋 ME ON THE LIPS 👄‼️‼️ IM SAVING THEM FOR SOMEONE 🌻 FOR WHEN I SEE HER AGAIN‼️‼️‼️ SOMEDAY OR OTHER.

MY JYUSHIMATSU 🍆 IS ALSO OFF LIMITS ❌‼️‼️ HES SENSITIVE 😖 SO EVEN A LITTLE 🤏 TOUCH 👈 GETS HIM EXCITED 💥‼️ AND HE TAKES FOREVER ⏳ TO CALM DOWN‼️‼️