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❛ oh, i uh - sorry, i was somewhere else for a minute there -. ❜ the camping trip had dragged up memories of what it had been like growing up back home and ever since getting back into town that morning, jez had found herself spacing out a bit over the course of the day, zoned out into another world. accidentally tuning out the conversation she'd been having with the other person, she shook herself back into the moment with an apolgetic tone. ❛ - you were saying? ❜

[you-shouldnt-have-cut-my-wings]

[bunlly]

I sit before flowers hoping they will train me in the art of opening up I stand on mountain tops believing that avalanches will teach me to let go I know nothing but I am here to learn.

Shane Koyczan (via lazypacific)

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zachofc:

“I mean I could still be one and you wouldn’t know. But i’m glad you trusted me enough you stay even with the possibility of me murdering you in your sleep.”

❛ that..that is definitely true, you’ve got me there. alright, fine. if you feel the need to murder me, at least take the fact i let you get a half decent rest beforehand so you’re extra limber and focused into consideration and make sure you thank me for the hospitality by then becoming notorious enough for us to end up on buzzfeed unsolved, deal? ❜

[dailydelenagifs]

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echoatknsn:

“ – I don’t know, I would consider worth it. I mean, in my opinion, at least. have you heard of those healthy protein-type donuts that everyone’s going nuts for? they gotta stop trying to make junk food healthy. it’s not mean to be.”

❛ they’re really going to throw the entire balance of the world off one day - it’s like when they tried making cookie monster be that veggie thing for awhile. you’d think they learned their lesson then but no, now they’re after doughnuts. gotta wonder how they sleep at night. ❜

[multifandomworld]

Alexandra Daddario as Summer Quinn in Baywatch (2017)

[xxxkatemiddletonxxx]

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sadiemeycrs:

“I seriously had no idea what Doughnut Time was until I moved here and I’ve been obsessed since. And I’ll find any excuse to go too. I’ll tell myself ‘hey girl, you ran up a flight of stairs today to make that meeting on time, you deserve half a dozen donuts’ and that’s good enough for me. It’s worked out well so far.”

❛ it’s refreshing to hear i’m not the only one. i’ll be closing up the restaurant and tell myself i deserve a pat on the back for the most mundane things i’ve completed for the day or i’ll be out doing a bank drop and decide all that hard work means i can swing by for a doughnut on my way back. i’ve had better in my life but there’s just something about these doughnuts and their overpriced selves that have taken control of my life here in australia. it’s a tragedy, a curse and the time of my life all rolled into one...or a dozen. ❜

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leonerrdo:

‘ attempting to live inside a doughnut shop is a sure fire way to get arrested… is that a pro or con for you? ugly ass jumpsuits, but you get three meals a day. might have to fight a big ass lady named bertha for your shoes, but at least you don’t have to pay bills….man. jail almost seems decent. at least we’d fucking have electricity. ’ 

❛ i don’t know...do they have doughnut time deliveries in prison? those jumpsuits CAN be kind of unflattering but at the same time, at least i can let my waistline go for a few years and then spend all my hours at the prison gym leading up to my early release board appearance - they’re letting me go on good behavior because i let big bertha keep the shoes and made new ones out of my spare pillowcase i got from..well, what happens in prison stays in prison. why don’t you guys hav-but mac worked...i SWEAR i’m renaming headaches, mac-aches. i had to deal with him for a week straight busing tables last week because he said he was short this month. i should have asked him if he meant his wallet or his height. ❜   

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❛ if i could live inside of doughnut time, i would. unfortunately, not only is it most likely illegal and probably long-term hell on my bank account but eventually it's going to have terrible repercussions on my waist line...but i’m still heavily debating on if that’s a con in the end. ❜

[xxxkatemiddletonxxx]

[chaolavry]

“Who knew apple cider could be so good” Luna said downing the rest of the bottle, she turned to face the person beside her with a shrug “can you tell I am slowly losing my mind and need to feel like I’m actually drinking, especially since so get this. I started the school year in my new classroom had three kids vomit everywhere like a chain reaction only to start crying when I started crying because that moment was the end all be all moment when I realized I will be a shitty mother, throw up is gross and I want to sleep all day”

[jzbl-blog]

“i kind of feel like joining the chain reaction to both of those actions after hearing that. the fact you’re not crying under a blanket fort with a vow never to emerge again after a day like that is kind of respectable actually. a true role model in the making - never giving up no matter how pukey life gets.”