*

[leonerrdo-blog]

jfclennox:

“ no, you’re going about it all wrong. you start it earlier than that, cut off every sound at half past three in the fucking morning and then at exactly three thirty-one in the fucking morning, you blare it again. when the fuzz shows up, you show them the letter and say that you did everything according to their terms. ”

‘ jesus christ ,’ he said, astounded. ‘ has anyone ever told you you’re a fucking genius? ’

[leonerrdo-blog]

t-akoda:

’ i don’t know man, that’s kind of just asking to get hauled in - don’t you think? i kind of gotta miss all those fun risks now. coupla years back i probably would have offered to bring a spare amp or something to plug in though. ’

‘ nah, dude. i don’t know what world you’re living in, but it ain’t illegal to party - my ass ain’t getting hauled anywhere. what’s the worse that could happen - we get a knock on our door and told to turn the shit off?  ’ he laughed. ‘ listen, cops don’t turn up to my side of town for a noise complaint, so you’re safe. come through...bring women. ’ 

[leonerrdo-blog]

Got home from work to a note on the door and it states, verbatim: If you assholes don’t stop blaring your music at half past three in the fucking morning, I’m calling the police. Bet.

So, uh....who’s down for a party tonight? Starts at half past three in the fucking morning.

[leonerrdo-blog]

fifty totally random character development questions:

1. Do they prefer to wear headphones or earbuds when listening to music?

2. What do they do when they're feeling tired and need to stay awake?

3. Do they usually eat mild, medium, or spicy salsa?

4. Pizza, McDonalds, or Chinese take-out?

5. How do they react to finding out someone has a crush on them?

6. How do they feel about unrequited love?

7. How would they fare in a zombie apocalypse?

8. Gold, silver, or copper jewelry?

9. How much ice do they put in their drinks?

10. Do they use Instagram, Facebook, or Tumblr? If so, how much/often?

11. What's their desktop background?

12. How are they at taking care of plants?

13. Did they have any phases? (e.g. emo, punk, scene...)

14. How did they do academically in high school?

15. Are they the big spoon or the little spoon?

16. How do they like their eggs?

17. How do they like their toast?

18. Queso or guacamole?

19. What are they like as a neighbor?

20. How do they behave when confronted with deadlines?

21. What's the weirdest thing you're likely to find in their room?

22. What fictional character do they relate to the most?

23. Do they like raisins in their pastries? If no, will it stop them from eating it?

24. When forced to do a group project with other people, what role do they usually play?

25. Does your muse listen to vinyl records? Do they use iTunes? Do they legally or illegally download music?

26. How would your muse do at taking care of a goldfish?

27. Is your muse a dreamer or a realist?

28. Android, iPhone, or other?

29. What's their Subway order?

30. Trendsetter, trend follower, or trend ignorer?

31. What about themselves do they usually not tell people? What are they embarrassed of?

32. What's their ideal vacation?

33. White, red, or rose wine?

34. Are they outdoorsy? Do they enjoy hiking, camping, etc.?

35. What's their Starbucks order?

36. What colors make up most of their wardrobe?

37. Do they believe in any conspiracy theories? Fear a zombie apocalypse/AI overtake? How do they think the world will end?

38. Do they play video games? If so, which ones?

39. What would you see if you looked through their trashcan?

40. What kind of videos do they get recommended on YouTube?

41. Are they an exhibitionist? Do they ever change in front of windows? Have sex when they know people can see/hear?

42. How do they feel about astrology?

43. Why do people usually call them on the telephone? To complain? To ask for advice? To ask them to do something for them?

44. Have they ever had any pregnancy scares?

45. Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter?

46. Do they meme? Enjoy memes? Create memes? Find them horribly annoying? How about shitposts?

47. How do they go about asking someone out or confessing their feelings about someone to them?

48. When do they usually go to bed?

49. In the "sleep vs. grades vs. social life, pick two" situation, which two do they pick?

50. What do they think is the meaning of life?

[leonerrdo-blog]

i’m absolute trash and finally getting to messages and replies so message me if you want a connection with leo or my new bb ava (@rosenth0rns) who....i still have to make an intro post for.....anyway hmu bye

[leonerrdo-blog]

hellonixie:

↠ ❥ | leo. | ❥ ↞ 

“ so, based on that ideology that would mean that a person can’t make shitty decisions that include netflix and chill over the weekend? Guess that cancels out my hybrid idea and revokes your invite - pity. ”

‘ i was trying to be polite and not go down that route, but...listen. netflix and chill is not what i would call a shitty decision. but, that’s beside the point. who would waste a weekend indoors when you live around here? in my opinion, it is never too cold for a beach party...and that’s just as much of an excuse to get naked. ’

[leonerrdo-blog]

jzbl:

⍿ open ⍿

❛ if i could live inside of doughnut time, i would. unfortunately, not only is it most likely illegal and probably long-term hell on my bank account but eventually it’s going to have terrible repercussions on my waist line…but i’m still heavily debating on if that’s a con in the end. ❜

‘ attempting to live inside a doughnut shop is a sure fire way to get arrested... is that a pro or con for you? ugly ass jumpsuits, but you get three meals a day. might have to fight a big ass lady named bertha for your shoes, but at least you don’t have to pay bills....man. jail almost seems decent. at least we’d fucking have electricity. ’ 

[leonerrdo-blog]

jfcmachiavelli:

༺ leonerdo. ༻

“you’ve never sounded so american than just now, mate. you’re here now so you don’t have to worry about cyborgs taking over your country, just enjoy the view and the babes that provide said view every single shift you work because the rest of that shit is back of bourke. pfft, did i at least go back and get her number? didn’t have to go back, mate. told her i’d need some help from time to time with my new little poochie and she was putty in my hand.”

‘ what do americans sound like? i deadass wanna know. also, you know you can’t just like...bring the dog back once you get your dick wet, right? how are we gonna afford a fucking dog? i can’t keep selling my body to the night; it’s bad for my stamina. ’

[rylandgraces]

dare: reach 60 mph blindfolded.

[darling-with-no-probs]

[leonerrdo-blog]

hellonixie:

↠ ❥ | open. | ❥ ↞

‘ i don’t know about you but i think the forecast for this weekend is looking to be full of alcohol, low standards and poor decisions. orrrrr a much needed netflix binge. decisions, decisions. ’

 ‘ haven’t we been over this? netflix are for weekdays, shitty decisions are for weekends. that’s just plain science. and you can’t fuckin’ argue with science. trust me, i aced biology. ’

[leonerrdo-blog]

jfcmachiavelli:

༺ open. ༻

“i’ve done some real questionable and stupid shit in my life but this really has to top it all. i’ve never questioned myself this much even when i find myself with some iron on my wrists or blocking my exit of a small cramped room but this…this is just insane. welp. let’s just hope my super doesn’t catch wind because it’s not my fault. went in for that cute girl behind the counter’s number and came out with him, it’s a marketing trap and a damn good one at that.”

‘ if this is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done, then we’re all in the matrix, right? pigs are abouta fly? donald trump is a robot and i won the lottery? what world are you living in? not important. did you at least go back and get the number? ’

[leonerrdo-blog]

i swear my job is taking the life out of me but i’m finally settled for a little while before i (should) go to bed in a couple hours. about to reply to the few messages i have in my inbox and finally (possibly) let leo out so, hmu if you want to plot i guess !!

[gallagherista]

[leonerrdo-blog]

whaddup, it’s ya girl !! my name is tiff and this is my trash bby leo. aj dragged me here so you can blame her when he steals yo girl and fucks up your day. if i ever seem overly obnoxious it probably means i haven’t slept in two days (like right now). anyway hmu x

( grant gustin – cismale ) – was that ( leonardo de luca ) I just saw? apparently he is ( twenty five ) and have been working as a ( lifeguard ) and he has been living in bondi for ( five months )!  he is known to be the ( intangible concept ). we’ve heard along the grapevine he is ( dynamic & captivating ), however heis also ( hedonistic & selfish ).  Maybe we might find out more next time!  ( tiff - 21+ - she/her - est )

find out more here.

[dailygrantgustin]