— BOOTY SLAYER ! ❞

( JACE ACOSTA. XXI. ICARIAN. ) *･☪˙ ˖✶ crush a bit, LITTLE BIT, roll it up, take a ( h i t ). feelin’ lit, feelin’ light, 2 AM summer night. i don't CARE, hand on the wheel, driving drunk, i'm doin’ my thing. rollin the midwest side and out livin’ my LIFE gettin’ out ( d r e a m s ). ————– people told me SLOW MY ROLL, i'm screaming out ( f u c k ) that. imma do just WHAT i want. lookin' ahead, no turnin' back. if i fall, if i die, know i lived it to the FULLEST. if i fall, if i die, know i lived and missed some b u l l e t s. —— i'm on the PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS and i know everything that shine ain't always gonna be ( g o l d ). hey, i'll be FINE once i get it, yeah, i'll be g o o d. ❞ ( TOKER. GUITARIST. SK8ER BOI. )

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“Thank me later,” she grinned, “Thank me good.” and a snort followed, finally her body ceasing to move as she pushed forward, nose rubbing with Jace’s. “Chambre, mon chéri.” Maisie reiterated as though Jace would understand because she said more French words, it seemed plausible in her mind but then she furrowed her brows. “Bedroom, my love, bedroom. D-did you pay any attention in those co-compulsory classes with Mr… Mister uh, you know.” and her shoulders lifted in a slight shrug, eyes fluttering shut. Her cheeks were rosy and grew even deeper at Jace’s words, “Oh my God, Christian stop.” she pushed at his chest, leaning away from Jace, throwing her head back with an obnoxious cackle. “I don’t think Philippe is into kinky dungeons, this house is far too nice.” Or was. The house hadn’t been trashed but it would be more than twenty-four hours before the house would be presentable and she couldn’t help but feel bad as she looked around the wild happenings, suddenly feeling nauseous. “It’s too busy in here.” she stated and with that she slipped off of Jace’s lap, pulling him up with her and smiled, flipping the hat around. Without the bill in the way she could now place a quick kiss to his lips and broke away with another playful laugh, grinning. And she was tired but nowhere near ready for bed. Around Jace she always wanted to be awake and their energies fuelled each other, they could go on all night and most times they did, passing out without even realising it. Her hands found his again just as the music faded to a softer melody, somebody had kindly set the mood for the party animals to calm down. “Come on.” she called, taking Jace through to the kitchen but honestly she had no recollection of the house layout and it was mostly open plan so after running around the dining room table twice she realised she was lost and climbed onto Jace. “Noble steed, please.” she cooed near his ear, giving it a playful bite. “Where are we?” a whine followed. 

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“French? Naaah,” he shook his head a little, slightly wrinkled up nose nudging against her own, before a dopey smirk tugged at his lips and he continued, “yo estaba en español.” The alter language fluidly rolled off of his tongue, the fluent way he spoke bearing the fact that he’d been raisied in a bilingual home, and so he never really thought much over whether he was understood or not, especially while under the influence of not only the mixed alcohol he’d been indulging through the night, but also the several bowls he’d smoked.  “Listen! It’s not... I’m not Christian, okay? It’s fifty shades of Jace,” he insisted before a crooked grin broke out across his chiselled features as he watched her lean back, nibbling lightly at the edge of his bottom lip. Cognac irises only tore away from Maisie when she pointed out how crowded it was around them, glazed eyes sweeping over the mass of intoxicated teens before finding their way back to the girl in his lap, just as she stood up to pull him to his feet. “—Whoa,” he had to focus on balancing himself now as a dizzy rush swept over him, which was a result of having been drinking and sitting for a long time, as well as standing up a little too quickly. Jace barely got himself steady enough ( for someone who was almost completely sloshed ) before he felt Maisie’s lips press against his own, and he was unintentionally leaning a little more into the kiss, as short as it was. His mouth actually followed her own for a brief moment when she pulled away from him, before he caught himself, lips tugging up to form a lopsided smile. “Where we— oh yeah, chambre!” The memory of their destination caused a laugh to rumble up from the pit of his stomach, now chanting the french word as he followed Maisie through the kitchen and around the dining room table, more than once. Of course, he wasn’t really paying attention to where they’d been going, so he didn’t realize they were lost until she was climbing up onto him, Jace quick to assist her as his arms slipped under her thighs to hold her up against him. Her voice, so close and warm against his ear, caused a jolt of electricity to shoot through his veins, taking in their surroundings before he started to wander out of the room, still carrying her. “We’re... at a party. A fuckin’ maze party ‘cause what even is this house... Why’s there so many damn rooms? I want the chambre,” he sighed dramatically, though a smirk had found its way across his face as he sloppily manoeuvred through the house, until he found a staircase. Turning his head a little to glance over his shoulder at Maisie, as if giving her a silent warning to hold on for dear life, Jace then turned his attention back to the stairs and carefully began ascending the seemingly wobbly steps ( which were actually perfectly fine, had he been sober enough ). One of his hands shot out to grab hold of the railing, his other still firmly holding her up, and he gripped the wood as though it were the only thing that would keep himself and her alive, until he reached the top. “I feel like King Kong.”

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texts✉- open

emery: u didnt see it did u

emery:sya bc u would serenade me with a SHITTY song

jace: i suddenly forget how to read

jace: listen my voice would make up for the song tho

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[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : hey

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : sup

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : hi

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : hello

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY!!!!!!! 

( Send “✆” for a MORNING text.  )

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : once upon a time i wondered if there was somethin wrong with me cos u werent interested and i almost thought my dick was finally retaliating from makin it work so much but.....im still glad we had what we had and im glad that u figured shit out or...whatever u wanna call it idk why im say

( Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. )

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : I jsut ran thru somany stop sins LOL

( Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. )

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : si vknow u ldont turn gay owr whateerv coos ku always been gay deep dnwo

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : but pls telel sme i haev a cnie dick yi need pu tlo confirm it pls

( Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. )

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : hey sugs ;)

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : u wanna maybe ;)

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : get a super large pizza with me cos im STARVIN 8D

( Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. )

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : hey guess what

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : CHICKEN BUT HAHHAH

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : no but for real guess what

( Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. )

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKA 

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : i challenge u to a drunken game of mario kart

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : cos i just found my old N64 lets do this

( Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. )

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : did u know dogs arent supposed to eat yeast?

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : i let my dog drink a lil drop of my beer once wtf im a murderer

( Send “#” for a RANDOM text. )

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : i just played slenderman by myself for the first time haha now i can hear the drums of death in the distance haha and ur nowhere to be found but

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : cool right haha so can u anSWER UR PHONE

( Send “@” for a SCARED text. )

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : listen i always got ur back ok? i love u nic never doubt that

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : so if that fuckin piece of shit even just LOOKS at u again

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : call me up and i will kick my boot so far up his ass he will taste his own shit

( Send “&” for a LOVING text. )

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : how do girls bleed out for 7 days and live thru it?

( Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. )

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : INICIOLE NICOLE

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : I JUST HAD MY FIRST FUCKIN 3SOME AND IT WAS EVERYTHING I IMAGINED IT WOULD BE PLUS MORE WTF

( Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. )

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : ok hold on im gonna be over in 5 so dont start without me or else ur gonna be in trouble ;)

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : ok wait a hot damn minute pretend u didnt get that last text

( Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. )

[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : is it me? did i do somethin wrong?

( Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. )

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texts✉- open

emery: maybe i will maybe i wont

emery: i will block ur number so fast

jace: ok done

jace: i just said i would serenade u and u wanna BLOCK ME

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emery: ok u right dont close ur eyes just delete it and hope u dont open

emery: i mean its not like u havent seen it before but like still

emery: its for kim kardashian my gf

jace: .... ok

jace: so u wont hate me if i see it by accident right

jace: im tempted to call u right now just to sing the lyin song in ur ear

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texts✉- open

emery: so close ur eyes and delete it?

emery: or u could be the only j in my phone and their name starts with a k sO HA

emery: nO ITS NOT FOR JUNO

jace: wtF KINDA ADVICE listen what if when i close my eyes i accidentally forward it to all my contacts???

jace: u gotta think of this shit em

jace: ....

jace: whos a k in this town

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texts✉- open

emery: so delete it and it wont be there anymore

emery: ya but by ACCIDENT ur name was right before theirs

jace: what if when i try to delete it tho it opens instead jfc dont make me

jace: FUCKIN AHA! the first clue. their name starts with a j

jace: omfg u meant to send this to JUNO

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texts✉- open

emery: u gotta resist temptation

emery: and someone who isnt u dw about it

jace: but its right there....just waitin to be opened. by me

jace: well u sent it to ME so

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texts✉- open

emery: do not open that picture

emery: that was not meant for you

jace: do u know how tempted i am to open it now that u said NOT to

jace: who is it meant for?

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[ JACE C PENNY ] : do u ever wonder how shit would be now if that night never happened? not that i got any regrets bout what went down in the moment cos yea but i feel like i fucked up a good thing for u both even tho...u werent a thing at the time...i just idk

[ JACE C PENNY ] : im sorry

( Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. )

[ JACE C PENNY ] : hey u awake?

[ JACE C PENNY ] : so i think i finally found uh..... u know

[ JACE C PENNY ] : ur panties

[ JACE C PENNY ] : i feel so violated typin that word jfc

( Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. )

[ JACE C PENNY ] : hyE iu sfexy lady im suo hungry i could eat ma tohrse but ti wouldnt mnihd etaing eu ;);)

( Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. )

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#, $, ⁇

[ JACE ] : did u know neptune is the 3rd largest planet in the solar system much smaller than the real giants jupiter and saturn and only a lil bigger than urANUS

[ JACE ] : thats cool af right

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[ JACE ] : [ IMAGE ATTACHED ]

[ JACE ] : u wanna full shot? ;)

[ JACE ] : FUCK wrong number sorry sorry

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[ JACE ] : hxey aman mi sfo drunk right now ckfu hrahAa do ycou want tbo tge oa urbger

( Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. )

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[ JACKET POTATO ] : if i was to hypothetically show up at ur place around 1am

[ JACKET POTATO ] : and then hypothetically kidnap u and take u to the skatepark

[ JACKET POTATO ] : would u hypothetically be cool with that or nah

( Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. )

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✉, ø, $

[ DO NOT TEXT UR BETTER THAN THIS ] : look sorry if i ever actually hurt ur feelings or whatever but ur just super hot af when u get all mad and shit. 

( Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.  )

[ DO NOT TEXT UR BETTER THAN THIS ] : LOLA

[ DO NOT TEXT UR BETTER THAN THIS ] : are u busy with old man withers 2night or what

[ DO NOT TEXT UR BETTER THAN THIS ] : my dick senses are tingling and tellin me ur not

( Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. )

[ DO NOT TEXT UR BETTER THAN THIS ] : YES i brought clean underwear jfc ma its one night

[ DO NOT TEXT UR BETTER THAN THIS ] : this is the last fuckin time i ever save u as ‘mami’ in my phone

( Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. )