I request all the text memes because I enjoy making you work for it. ;) xoxo
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : hey
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : sup
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : hi
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : hello
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY!!!!!!!
( Send “✆” for a MORNING text. )
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : once upon a time i wondered if there was somethin wrong with me cos u werent interested and i almost thought my dick was finally retaliating from makin it work so much but.....im still glad we had what we had and im glad that u figured shit out or...whatever u wanna call it idk why im say
( Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. )
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : I jsut ran thru somany stop sins LOL
( Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. )
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : si vknow u ldont turn gay owr whateerv coos ku always been gay deep dnwo
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : but pls telel sme i haev a cnie dick yi need pu tlo confirm it pls
( Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. )
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : hey sugs ;)
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : u wanna maybe ;)
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : get a super large pizza with me cos im STARVIN 8D
( Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. )
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : hey guess what
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : CHICKEN BUT HAHHAH
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : no but for real guess what
( Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. )
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKA
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : i challenge u to a drunken game of mario kart
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : cos i just found my old N64 lets do this
( Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. )
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : did u know dogs arent supposed to eat yeast?
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : i let my dog drink a lil drop of my beer once wtf im a murderer
( Send “#” for a RANDOM text. )
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : i just played slenderman by myself for the first time haha now i can hear the drums of death in the distance haha and ur nowhere to be found but
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : cool right haha so can u anSWER UR PHONE
( Send “@” for a SCARED text. )
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : listen i always got ur back ok? i love u nic never doubt that
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : so if that fuckin piece of shit even just LOOKS at u again
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : call me up and i will kick my boot so far up his ass he will taste his own shit
( Send “&” for a LOVING text. )
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : how do girls bleed out for 7 days and live thru it?
( Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. )
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : INICIOLE NICOLE
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : I JUST HAD MY FIRST FUCKIN 3SOME AND IT WAS EVERYTHING I IMAGINED IT WOULD BE PLUS MORE WTF
( Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. )
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : ok hold on im gonna be over in 5 so dont start without me or else ur gonna be in trouble ;)
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : ok wait a hot damn minute pretend u didnt get that last text
( Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. )
[ THE ONE AND ONLY ❤ ] : is it me? did i do somethin wrong?
( Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. )
