Happy Is A Raging Homosexual

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[allenhour]

So uh, seems I may have had some impact on the ‘Happy Appy’ story on Creepypasta Wiki. 

I’d tell you guys not to do this, but since this version is apparently a repost of an authors work? Go nuts. @midnightmarinara @dead-palette

[midnightmarinara]

This might actually be the greatest thing Undercooked Analysis has accomplished in the wider world.

[k-a-t-t-e-n]

oh my god this is beautiful thank-you for putting the image of shaquille o’neal burning down a building while laughing his nuts off thanks

[jasonpriestley]

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

[acreaturecalledgreed]

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

[hz-archive]

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

[queenwhiskey]

100%

[k-a-t-t-e-n]

oh my GOD someone needs to make a shitty lost episode pasta off of this

[happyappymaker]

We've deep-dived into this series via our Undercooked Analysis podcast, and maybe there's already an answer because we haven't even dipped a toe in On The Run Again, but I gotta know: where does Gerasim get all the money to afford so many long-distance trips and fireproof houses?

I don’t give a shit.

Stan LOONA. In the original meaning, may I add.

[midnightmarinara]

Confirmed: Gerasim was a K-Pop idol.

[k-a-t-t-e-n]

Cool now I can officially be one of those annoying kpop stans

Btw ArMy wHeRe U aT 🍎💞💞💞💞💞💞

[dinodanicus]

A leggy little lagosuchus chases down its meal.

[k-a-t-t-e-n]

wow thats actually pretty interesting that dinosaurian ancestors may of been fuzzy before true dinosaurs evolved. nature is a mystical place huh

[k-a-t-t-e-n]

hey why do people care about skin colour no one should give a shit about the amount of melanin someone has

i dont give a shit if your white or black or asian if you use your skin colour as a defence against everything i certainly will ignore you/dislike you,not because of your skin colour,but because i can tell you’re a little cumstain of a person

tah,darling 👋

[k-a-t-t-e-n]

forgot to mention it’s the same with sexuality like bro just because you’re not straight doesn’t mean you get good boy points. i dont care what you do in the bed man so don’t say ‘but i’m gay!!! Ur being homophobic!’ As an exuse because that isn’t going to back you up that’s gonna make you look even more ridiculous not bc your gay/trans its bc you are using your own preferences like it will back you up which is exactly what racists/homophobes/transphobes do....

[k-a-t-t-e-n]

hey why do people care about skin colour no one should give a shit about the amount of melanin someone has

i dont give a shit if your white or black or asian if you use your skin colour as a defence against everything i certainly will ignore you/dislike you,not because of your skin colour,but because i can tell you’re a little cumstain of a person

tah,darling 👋

[k-a-t-t-e-n]

um exuse me i’m not white I’m colour netrual don’t discriminate me smh

[k-a-t-t-e-n]

Since i’m in vegas,me and my dad are going to the trump tower to go to the toilets and take a huge fucking dump

Dumpie,just for trumpie

[k-a-t-t-e-n]

I don’t want to sound like a SJW,but autism memes disgust me.

People assume autistic people are dumb or batshit crazy,but thats incorrect. Autism is a spectrum syndrome. Almost everyone has some extent of autism. That’s right Jimmy,even you,after you claimed that “retard babies” should be left to die. Fuck you Jimmy. Did you know Einstein was autistic? Bet your closed,cold little mind just got blown. Just because you like ‘offensive memes’ doesn’t give you a right to be an insensitive dickhead. Shame on you.

[k-a-t-t-e-n]

p.....

[funnylunettart-deactivated20240]

Here they are!

Enjoy 💖

[k-a-t-t-e-n]

THE GANG.....

[shiftythrifting]

creepy as hell easter rabbit dolls. saugatuck antique mall, michigan (the bootleg thanos bowl is also from this place)

[k-a-t-t-e-n]

me and the guys going to burn a house down

[k-a-t-t-e-n]

If you’re a creationist,get off my blog. Evolution is a fact,and has far more proof to it than mr sky daddy zapping everything into existance.

[republicanhousewife-deactivated]

[team-rocket-against-sjws]

Please end this whole ‘white guilt’ or ‘black guilt’ nonsense. Nobody should be held accountable for things they had nothing to do with, not even those it’s suddenly popular to hate. -Mod Petrel

[heaven4thegodless-deactivated20]

Everyone should fucking reblog this, for everyone’s own sanity please do.

[stopthebrainwashing]

Honestly, I don’t care what your personal beliefs are. You can believe whatever you want.

You think evolution is fake, homosexuality is a sin, immodesty is deplorable, god is the answer, crackers and wine will save you, prayer works, your doctrine is true, premarital sex is sin, or that we are all cursed because some dude ate a fruit; that is fine. It really doesn’t affect me and I don’t care.

But when you try to get evolution booted out of science class, attack women for showing skin, deny people basic human rights, tell me I’m going to hell, judge someone for something they can’t control, or just be a judgmental bastard that sticks their nose into my business and expect me to give two flying fucks about your opinion/beliefs; that is when we have a problem.

I may not agree with you, but I respect your right to have a differing opinion. I expect the same courtesy in return. If you ignore that courtesy, don’t expect me to continue giving it to you. Don’t start a fight and then get mad when you get punched.

[k-a-t-t-e-n]

Preach!

Say it louder to the wackos in the back!

[amryshabi-blog]

Do you believe that nature is having a mind to manage such complicated process to produce a new human? DNA can’t order cells to form your body’s thousands of parts by itself. So how natural selection decide eyes,fingers,etc..? And what is that cell specialization since you know it all started from one cell. . . . I already know atheists way of thinking “I m only smart, Other people are not well educated” ☺ . . All this creation,All this perfect life systems are not enough for you to believe in master mind?I wonder how some people thinking! So who created everything?? The problem is in atheists cause they think themselves smart enough to say there is no god! . . . laws has no mind to do anything..it is set up by The God. . . . your parents are just reason..They don’t know how u r created… The one is The one who created you from a sperm and egg. . Like when you see a beautiful sketch..We say,Who is that nice artist?..Why to deny who made you from a sperm and egg in 9 months to be complete human or he converted the small seed to a big tree..There is a long story of creation in between. . . Natural organisms don’t have a mind to create this beauty. or to set up systems in life. . . Evolution is just a fake. The first cell which is simply a challenge to u is a great evidence of creation.

[k-a-t-t-e-n]

woop,we found a retard folks.

Another fact to prove my point religion is a mental illness. Go back to kissing your church,sissy.

[ewilloughby]

Another dinosaur pencil drawing that I’ve been working on very slowly for a very long time. A pair of Hesperonychus watch over their trio of awkward, half-naked and half-fluffy nestling chicks. Inspired by this beautiful photo: https://www.flickr.com/photos/johnfish/6889558970 

[k-a-t-t-e-n]

babies.........love