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Sorry I only fuck dorks and goofs
Fuck.
Why'd I eat that. .
Some further more context, yeah ? -
Quite genuinely, from the moment I awoke till this very moment typing this. My stomach and sides have been killing me. Even for work, I had no choice but to notify my boss I was going to be late; I was glued to bed and attempting to massage whatever it was away.
Ultimately, finding the courage and competence. I got ready and made it to work. Things began to ease down as time passed. I thought, perhaps I just needed to move around - get a little active. About an hour in, it started up again. It was humiliating. Having to kneel in tight-fitted areas to avoid having to be seen so debilitated from something abnormal happening. The grip around my waist was proving to be unsure if it was making it increasingly worse or, for the better. It crossed my mind. Maybe I was simply just hungry. And food will help this pass. Lunch was in the next 30 minutes, and if I could just endure it. .I could assure I could get it "solved".
Lunch came around, and I always visited a little shop close to me. The ache was dull, rather than sharp at the time - so I took a slight chance. Purchasing spicy cup noodles and a carbonated citrus drink. Food to fight hunger, and soda to soothe what might just be aggressive indigestion. Despite the meal being moderately savory - I made produced a disastrous mistake. And, today, in particular, we also had a meeting. The spices, the acidity, the texture sitting in my mouth. It all was beginning to attempt digesting, I could taste it in the back of my throat. Ignoring it momentarily and made it to the office for discourse. And, promptly so, people began gathering in - preparing.
I was settled in my seat, keeping quiet and taking sparse notes here and there. That familiar ache was creeping back into it's crippling state again, but, this time - I can only describe as more splitting. There was a deafening churn that rippled through. The cluster of people glancing towards my direction, only to clear their throat with intent to hush whatever was going on. That churn, seemed to be the catalyst - as from there, my belly kept spilling saturated ripples. It had to be from lunch. The constant pours of struggling gurgles circled my entire abdomen. Attempting to mute such, grasping at my now taunt belly with desperation for it to just "Shut Up".
The roars from below were obnoxious. The swirling between my intestines and stomach, arguing with mysterious bubbles that traveled. Due to the snug hold from my arm - able to fondle against each sick-filled groans that trickled right underneath my flesh. I was filled with regret, and discomfort. Unable to focus, forced to set my pen down and tune-out of the formal session. Enraged rumbles continued to fill my space. Just. .
How long was this going to last ?
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Trying to keep it down -
And a small reminder that I see your kind messages and responses. You're all so amazing. ♡
i need to be in a pretty boy’s lap with his bloated tummy in my hands while he whines and burps NOW
was desperately trying to relieve some pressure~
Heard you guys like burps and tummies 👀
Could you guys hear all those sloshes too? 🥵 Ugh drinking soda gets me so horny. All that bubbly sugary water just moving around in there. Giving me those huge belches 🙈
For those that keep asking about the burping videos:
ignore all my moans and whimpers 🫣 wasn't intending to be so vocal
tummy's all bubbly and burpy 🫣
Greasy, milk-filled complaints. .
Yet another experiment that I deeply desired to do. And it’s raising so much hell in my strained stomach. I had an incredibly greasy dinner - stuffed with numerous, oily, fried foods. But, inspired from the evening I asked for some small guidance, a few of you mentioned fluids to bloat with. The choice I made: Whole Milk. The pangs that struck were near immediate and aggressively debilitating. And, to be honest - this is one of the worst belly aches I’ve ever gotten. The stressed churning would run up and down my sides. Some slight, thick, sloshes from moving a little too quickly, leading to a further upset digestion. It felt almost unsafe to move, to burp, to do really anything but sit there, and take it. It was challenging to simply talk, and to keep a train of thought - which I do apologize for. I just know the aftermath after resting. .My abdomen will be quite sore, yet still gurgling the mess that's it's been forced to push through.
Eager to feel everything right under my palms when I lay down.
POV: you wake up next to your gassy bf after you stuffed him silly last night 🥵
"I'll try to make this short" - /Sure./
A small video before a soda chugging, just for a little bit of context of what has been consumed.
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Maybe pushing it after so long wasn't really a good idea. Digestion had begun by the time the chugging started - but it was too late to pull the lips away from the bottle. While yes, tight, already at the max capacity -. . Wasn't planning on wasting this soda (And especially not going to let it get warm either.) It wasn't until after the first couple of swallows, is really when things went south. Feeling the immediate curdle of the cheeses and soda mixing - the cramps, the non-stop bubbling beneath. The sick and thick churns from how much was truly stuffed inside. As time went on - admittedly, there was that daunting sensation in the back of the throat, saliva was filling up the mouth with each couple of gulps. The digestion felt as if it came to a halt, attempting to handle what was being further forced into an already stressed stomach. Grumbling that was filled with protests rather than gurgling with satisfaction. - Each slight shift from attempting to cope with the growing ache caused some form of an unhappy groan to rumble into my hands.
The audio had to come to a hasty end, apologies ! - Was definitely convinced everything consumed was making its way up without any more warnings.
I wonder what the rest of the night will entail? (Also, I do hope you guys do enjoy the new microphone quality for belly activity :) ~
bloated up so much
just a bloat... right?
Tumblr took down my blog 😩 I had it for 3 years 🥺 Help me out and reblog this. Gonna be uploading some of my old posts.