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Kris; twenty-five also known as the boss

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sms » orión

Ivie: honey no. It's not you. You were perfect in every aspect possible.

Ivie: I'm sorry but I'm getting married.

Kris: What?

Kris: Literally what?

Kris: I don't even know what to say.

Kris: I'm sorry

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sms » orión

Ivanka: Hi.

Ivanka: I'm afraid I can't no longer be your escort. It has been fun but this is the end.

Ivanka: I'm sorry. But it was really fun.

Ivanka: much love, Orion xoxo.

Kris: Hi baby ;)

Kris: ... what?

Kris: Why?

Kris: You literally just left my house, you

Kris: Why?

Kris: Was it something I said? Something I did? I don't understand.

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sms » orión

Orión: lol haahahahahaha doesn't matter really.

Orión: Aww, is your lockscreen a picture of me???

Orión: i miss you too kris wu

Orión: I wish i could but i cant.

Orión: Maybe later tho??????

Orión: i'll go to your house and hold your hair while you puke lol

Orión: Or maybe just cuddle with you

Kris: :(

Kris: shit i forgot what i said

Kris: mayyyyyyyyybe

Kris: [voice note | 0:01] *whispers* yes

Kris: :(((

Kris: but oriooooooooooooooooon

Kris: okay okay

Kris: yes plz my hair is pretty and i awnt it clean

Kris: so fresh and sp clean clean ~

Kris: YES CUDDLE ME

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sms » orión

Orión: OMG

Orión: No it wasn't inappropriate, it was CUTE AF.

Orión: are you drunk Kris?

Orión: In the case you are drunk: Turn off your celphone

Orión: If you arent drunk: I miss you too. Like, i've been missing you like crazy.

Orión: U_U I'm with a client tho.

Orión: i wish i was an ordinary girl so i could be with whoever i want to whenever i want to

Orión: bc i would chose to be with you right now

Kris: hahahahahhah

Kris: mmmmmmm a bit? iodk really

Kris: but ni f i tyurn it off i can't look at my locksterccn

Kris: it reall ypretty

Kris: Durnk or not i still miss u

Kris: dicht him and comewit hme?

Kris: please?? :(

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sms » orión

Kris: hey

Kris: hi

Kris: hello

Kris: I really miss you

Kris: I'm sorry, that was inappropriate, wasn't it?

Kris: Doesn't mean that I don't miss you, though.

Kris: [selfie from da club~]

Kris: it isn't much fun if you're not here tbh

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sms » orión

[MEDIA HORA DESPUÉS]

Orión: Oh god, sorry. Something... interrupted the party.

Orión: I'm okay tho. Don't worry.

Orión: Who am I kidding by now probably you heard what happened.

Orión: There was a blackout and then shots and i don't know what was going on but i was literally scared for my life.

Orión: I'm okay. Nothing happened to me.

Kris: I found out five minutes ago.

Kris: Are you seriously okay?

Kris: I was worried.

WRITTEN AND DELETED: dead worried actually.

Kris: I'm glad you're fine.

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sms » orión

Orión: [TWO PICTURE ATTACHED]

Orión: thought you would like to have these two.

Orión: The right one is my favorite tho. You look so good without even trying

Kris: You're cute

Kris: Thanks for the pictures, I'm gonna save them in my private folder.

Kris: Which is exclusively reserved for my favorite images.

Kris: Well, that makes two of us.

Kris: *smirking emojis*

Kris: How's everything going at the party?

Kris: ???

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im group » RETARDS & K

Kris W. ha cambiado el nombre del grupo a "RETARDS & K":

Kris W. ha compartido el tweet de @taeyang!:

Kris: Espero que estén preparados para el trabajo sucio porque esto no se lo van a llevar de arriba.

Yixing: Ay Taeyang debería dejar de conseguirse una novia.

Yixing: Y quizás tu Yixing deberías instalar un mejor Firewall en tu celular. *laughing emojis*

Yixing: TAEYANG WHAT THE FUCK ABORT ABORT.

Yixing: OH MY FUCKING GOD TUVE QUE ACTIVAR EL DOBLE FIREWALL ANTI TROYANOS AGAIN. FUCK THIS GUY

Chen: ESTE ES NUESTRO PRIMER PROBLEMA ELLOS TIENEN A DOS HACKERS Y NOSOTROS A QUIÉN TENEMOS? A LUHAN BUSCANDO VIDEOS DE CIERVITOS

LuHan: Tengo que entregar el culo? Porque me encantaría. Hace mucho que no tengo acción... desde que mi Sehunnie se pasó al otro bando 3

LuHan: MALDITA SEA

LuHan: ESE NO FUI YO

LuHan: mhm

LuHan: NASHKFHASKJFHASKDHASKFA CARaJO

LuHan: hunhan 4evs

Tao: Ya sabíamos Luhan, igual con respecto al tema de los estúpidos

Tao: SOY PUTAZO Y ME GUSTA EL PEDAZO

Tao: LA PUTA MADRE, TAEYANG SACÁ LA MANO DE AHÍ CARAJO

Tao: VOS Y G-DRAGON ME PUEDEN CHUPAR LA PIJA.

Tao: JUNTOS Y EN FILA

Tao: Viste que terrible putito sos *laughing emoji*

Tao: .... lo odio

Xiumin: Bueno, yo me mantuve fuera de esto así que espero paz

Xiumin: soy sólo un pobre anciano enano que se junta con jovencitos

Xiumin: .... LITERALMENTE YO NO HICE NADA ME PODRÍAS DEJAR EN PAZ

Xiumin: OHHHHHH YOU TOUCH mY TRALALA MMMMM MY DING DING DONG

Xiumin: me voy

Kris: Ojalá estén orgullosos de ustedes mismos, porque yo estoy muy molesto.

Kris: Y Taeyang, comprendo que debe ser gracioso pero realmente te agradecería si pudieras dejar de meterte en los teléfonos de estos energúmenos.

Kris W. ha salido del grupo:

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im group » RETARDS & K

Kris W. ha cambiado el nombre del grupo a "RETARDS & K":

Kris W. ha compartido el tweet de @taeyang!:

Kris: Espero que estén preparados para el trabajo sucio porque esto no se lo van a llevar de arriba.

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@LuHan: everybody's talking so much about someone's homosexuality that it might as well become a trending topic lol

@LuHan: SURPRISINGLY ENOUGH, it isn't mine this time haha

@xiumin: @luhan is this your coming out speech? I had something more... pink and glittery in my mind tbh...

@tao: I'm so proud of my boy @LuHan coming out and embrassing his true (rainbow) colors. You go.

@chen: WHAT COMING OUT??? WAS HE EVEN INSIDE THE CLOSET?!?!?! THAT WAS THE MOST TRANSPARENT CLOSET EVER @tao @xiumin @luhan

@LuHan: @chen @tao @xiumin I'M NOT COMING OUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE

@kriswu: ... can you please stop? All of you. Behave. @LuHan @chen @tao @xiumin

@kriswu: congrats tho @LuHan

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sms » mads

Maddie: totally! I mean, yeah, totally reasonable.

Maddie: YOU EMBARRASSED YOURSELF, WU YI FAN

Maddie: well, the orgy club decided to make their first get together today and here we are...

Maddie: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE NOT GONNA SHOOT HIM OR ANYONE

Maddie: shoot yourself in both feet instead

Maddie: GOD WHAT IS IT WITH YOU GUYS? I WANNA HAVE NORMAL FRIENDS FOR ONCE, LET ME LIVE

Kris: Madeleine I don't find this funny so I'd appreciate it if you'd STOP

Kris: what? Isn't the gang good enough for you?

Kris: They're a bit annoying, but they're great kids!

Kris: damn oKAY

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sms » mads

Kris: In my defense, I didn't know it was gonna be Orión's house!

Kris: I KNOW I EMBARRASSED MYSELF, DON'T SAY IT

Kris: I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING DIRTY SHIT WITH A BOY AND I FIND THIS

Kris: also get off that kid or I'm gonna shoot him in the forehead.

Kris: I haven't shot anything or anyone in two weeks, my heart is begging me to.

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sms » mads

Maddie: YIPPEE PLEASE STOP THIS NONSENSE

Maddie: well, too late, I already joined the orgy club

Maddie: we're meeting next tuesday at 10pm

Maddie: naaaah, check my snapchat story.

Maddie: I'm not gonna take a picture of her just because "you want to judge"

Maddie: That's kinda fucked up. And also, creepy as fuck.

Kris: Not sure if that's a joke or a strategy of yours for me to say that you're getting out of that place asap

Kris: Either way, go fuck yourself.

Kris: ... say what

Kris: :-)))))

Kris: Maddie :-)

Kris: [macklemore voice] what what what what

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sms » mads

Maddie: Oh my god if you ever say shit like that again I swear to god I'll ignore you for the rest of our lives.

Maddie: Everything's great, I guess.

Maddie: There are hotties everywhere.

Maddie: HAHA I'm kidding

Maddie: but... maybe not really??

Maddie: probably you'd say that my new friend is THE hottie, lol

Kris: I TOLD YOU I WAS SORRY

Kris: haha very funny

Kris: you're not allowed to date

Kris: in fact you're not allowed to get close to any boy(s)

Kris: I'm gonna kill those perverts

Kris: hahahahah yeah? Send me a picture and I'll judge.

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sms » mads

Kris: hi :-)

Kris: how's COOLLEGE?

Kris: sorry, bad joke.

Kris: how's everything going?

Kris: anything worth knowing?

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