Be careful when you tread in dark waters...

You never know what you'll find.

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Idea: While Vampir is smooth as a baby's butt when it comes to his body, Michael is fluffy everywhere. He keeps a solid bush, and nice mats of chest hair. He's a hairy boy.

Yes.

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I adore Firkle and Micheal specifically because all I can think about is the kind of sex they’d have?Like Micheal is this freakishly large, controlling, dominating man who takes no shit but also loves a challenge. Firkle, this short fuckin guy who looks like wind could push him over is /his challenge/. Firkle loves pissing Micheal off & making him suffer.Hes taunting & he loves touching Micheal until he’s hard and then walking away.He loves hurting him & being hurt by him.So much angry sex.

O’hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooo boi. Yup, this is the shit I live for. This is the BEST relationship I can agree with between them. I can never imagine Firkle being a submissive little bean, I can see him as a little shit who’s always a brat. He’s especially mean, and he KNOWS how to press Michaels buttons in the best and worst of ways. He could make him horny in point two seconds, and piss him off in the same amount of time. He could be Michaels best friend or worst enemy. There is no level ground, there is no sweet love, it’s a big messy bundle of emotions and competition. Firkle makes up for his size with his aggressive and intimidating personality. His aura. He may be small but do not underestimate him. 

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Michael has erotic dreams about Mike. In them, Mike accidentally gets drunk at some concert and loses control over his right behavior, which eventually drives the Goth and he decides to show the Vampire what happens when you are acting so frankly with the "bad guys". After such dreams, Michael sincerely wishes to see at least once in his life how Makowski does not try to be an exemplary student, but does something really dangerous.

This is like, a headcanon or idea I share. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT. Like, the idea of Goody boi Mike just breaking one day and getting wasted, or high at a party or concert and just acting like an idiot or risque boy. Like damn, especially between Mike and Michael specifically. Michael would love nothing more then to see Makowski like that. He’d definitely have those dreams, whether it would happen or not I mean. Who knows

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mike having sex dreams about michael one night and then the next morning at school staring at him with like terror but also lowkey lust

I live for this shit. I like to imagine they have to share a couple classes together throughout the day. So he has no choice BUT to see him, and his feelings are a big bundle of confusion. And just to make it worse there’s like, a class presentation that day, and Michael half asses his things and goes in front of the class to read out his bullshit paperwork in his apathetic voice, and all Mike can think about is him in the bedroom. And it flusters the vampire to extreme levels, and also frustrates him. Why would his subconscious even go that way?

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Some Firkle headcanons. His type is very specific, the pure ones. Unsullied by the world. He wants to be the one to hit them hard with reality in every way. To be the one to make you scream and crave his lessons and cruelty. For this he's mostly dom, very into any sort of punishment play. But don't be mistaken, he's still into other people taking control of him, or trying to. ;) Biased towards girls. Should a special one come around, he might find her breathtaking enough to rule him completely.

This. T H I S--  wheezes

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but we all know michael prefers a fighter in the bedroom (consensually ofc) and even in a relationship, usually

Michael likes to fight whether it be at school, debates, online, or in the bedroom. His biggest kink is a challenge, the idea of holding someone down after they put up a fight to dominate him is his biggest turn on.

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Vampir is a vanilla bitch

I’ll fight you on this. You know, if you headcanon him vanilla I mean.. I can see it to a degree. However I like to have him grow up to be a specific type of person. He likes to play “the King” and have his followers. He plays the vampire role very strongly in his older years. He dresses in class, and has an attitude. Vampir would be full of sass, and mischief. There for, I headcanon, that the good boy Vampir, would be thrown into the bad boy temptation in his older years. He’d be tired of being good, and break out of it. If anything he’d have a really kinky side to him. The kinda boy who’d be all about power in the bedroom but not in the traditional sense. The idea of having someone naked and at his mercy whether he fucked them or not would be enough to satisfy his desires. Watching someone play with themselves as he sits in a throne like chair in a rich fucking room in his house, legs crossed, and a glass of champagne. ON THE FLIP SIDE..... If you have the ability to break him down, and fight him into submission, make the king fall... OOOOooooOoOooOo bb... He’d be really into that ;) No idea who could be up for THAT challenge tho coughmichaelcough

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I have a personal headcanon that Firkle would be into knife play.

Of course Firkle would be into knife play, he would also be a power bottom. He’d probably cut you, especially if you were Micheal.

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I have a very vivid image in my head of Pete wearing lingerie and getting fucked until he's basically a drooling mess. What do you think? Is he a sub or a dom?

If Pete is with Michael he’s a total sub, if he’s with Mike he’s a total dom.

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Michael has a control kink. If he's not dominating, it's not happening. He probably also has a sex dungeon hidden away somewhere.

Hi, thank you. Of course, yes of course. This is the best thing, you know.. I often listen to Rammstein to get my inspiration for Michael. And I like to picture him with this dominant, raunchy, rough, kinky, dirty boy aesthetic in the bedroom. Voice deep, and rolls off the tongue. The kinda boy that’d make you his needy used bitch. Wink wonk

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whispers.... hi

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Welcome my little bats..

It’s been a long awaited and anticipated idea. A thought, with subtle hints, albeit extreme laziness... But we’ve finally gotten somewhere. I’m here to announce the grand opening to this naughty little blog. This sinful place of interest. I’m here to announce the official opening of: The long anticipated NSFW BLOG! (No current content available but that’ll be sure to change asap) This place is hosted by KaadianSmear, and I cater to the dark side. Of course I do plenty of South Park art, however this blog won’t be strictly for it. Feel free to follow me on the journey, and I invite you to send in requests! For the grand opening I’ll try and do as many requests as I can! Follow me, and come on this journey. But remember, this blog is not for minors.  You have been warned.