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[[Crack RP blog of Kankri Vantas, affiliated with homemestuck, capable of doing serious]]  %

[kaanks]

I'm up.

[kaanks]

T99 quiet. 

[gallowscalibratorh3h3]

1T W4S W31RD 4T F1RST, L1CK1NG SCR33NS 4ND TH1NGS TO KNOW WH4T TH3 H3LL W4S GO1NG ON 

[kaanks]

Y9u lick... Screens? I guess that's 9ne way t9 d9 it. H9w else w9uld a 6lind tr9ll type? I have n9 idea.

[kaanks]

The pain has st9pped, this is g99d.

[gallowscalibratorh3h3]

OH DONT WORRY, YOU 4R3 NOT TH3 F1RST TO S4Y TH4T TO M3

4ND N444 1V3 B33N DO1NG TH1S FOR M4NY SW33PS 

[kaanks]

Was it hard y9ur first time? I'd imagine it was unless y9u were a 69rn natural. 

[kaanks]

My hand hurts, why d9es my hand hurt. N9 hand y9u will st9p hurting this instant. Y9u're 9ppressing me and my ways t9 type.

[brinty]

when will my normal sleep pattern return from war

[gallowscalibratorh3h3]

H3H3 TH4NKS, THO 1 SUPPOS3 1 SHOULD T3LL YOU TH4T 1 4M BL1ND >:]

[kaanks]

Impressive, I sh9uld give y9u an applause in the a6ility t9 type. N9t sarcastic 9f c9urse. I seem t9 have t9 put a "This is n9t sarcastic" n9te t9 everything.

[kaanks]

This just in, I'm a Karkat Magnet. 

[bleedingandscarred]

OH SHIT.

I OFFENDED KANKRI.

WHATEVER SHALL I DO NOW.

[kaanks]

Y9u will sit in the c9rner and think a69ut what y9u have have just d9ne. 

[gallowscalibratorh3h3]

HMMM LONG W1ND3D BUT NOT ON3 TO Y3LL

H4H4 K4RKL3S 4NC3STOR 4LR1GHT!

H3Y TH3R3, 1M T3R3Z1 PYROP3, N1C3 TO SN1FF Y4

[kaanks]

Sniff? Is this a new greeting, if s9 then nice t9 sniff y9u t99. 

[kaanks]

stonermadoka replied to your post:That w9rked 6etter then I expected.

how ya do1n’, fr1end!

9h Hell9, I'm d9ing quite fabul9us. H9w ab9ut y9urself?

[kaanks]

I need a lot of people to follow and rp with that are Homestuck. OC's included. Please reblog this if you RP anything Homestuck. <3

[bleedingandscarred]

WOW. SARCASM. I’VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE.

[kaanks]

Listen here y9u little shit, I was 6eing seri9us. I'm 9ffended y9u'd think I'd g9 t9 great lengths t9 6e sarcastic.

[kaanks]

That w9rked 6etter then I expected.

[bleedingandscarred]

YEA. THAT’S USUALLY HOW IT WORKS.

[kaanks]

I am enlightened, thank y9u Karkat. Y9u have 9pened my eyes.

[gallowscalibratorh3h3]

kaanks started following you

SUPS

[kaanks]

I d9n't have much t9 resp9nd 9n s9 I'll g9 at hell9 and h9pe the c9nversati9n fills itself. 9r an intr9ducti9n. Hell9 I'm Kankri Vantas.

[kaanks]

That w9rked 6etter then I expected.