"To call me Sick makes it sound like I'm Curable."

"Your one stop shop for all things you need to know about insulting Fat Hands! Not like it's hard, though." {{ Independent Jinx Ask/RP Blog for the League of Legends Fandom. Icon by Mercury-Hammercannon. }}

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I’m terrified

{FEAR WON’T SAVE YOU FROM HAMMERHEAD MEETING THE SAME FATE, BUCKAROO}

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{Okay okay this...went over better than I thought it would...}

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"You know it just dawned on me, do you keep Fat hands around as a bullet sponge? I'm so sorry I shouldn't be letting your genius go to waste, let me go ahead and fix that."

“She’s pretty good at that– BUT NO”

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“If she’s not supposed to be a bullet sponge then what’s the POINT? That doesn’t sound fun at all!”

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“You know, they say friendship is like peein’ on yourself. Everyone else can see it, but only you get to feel the warmth.”

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“…….” Vi just stares at her disgusted

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“Look all I’m saying is you have a very distinct smell, have you ever considered a shower...not a golden one, I mean.”

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“You know, they say friendship is like peein’ on yourself. Everyone else can see it, but only you get to feel the warmth.”

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“Hat Lady sure gets mad at me real easily, you can tell she’s got a Short temper”

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I dyed Hammer Head’s hair Green while he was sleeping, Everybody act like that’s normal, I wanna see how long it takes him to realize.

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“Last time I checked it was NOT OKAY to greet your old buddy pals with VIOLENT ATTEMPTS TO PUNCH IN THE FACE! Trying to prove a point to an angry, pink-haired GORILLA!”

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"You know it's a bad sign when even your gun is taller than you!"

At least mine doesn’t have a higher IQ

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“...I uh...I got nothin’...”

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“The only good ship is a Battleship! With lots of CANNONS!”

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“No fair all i get are magic spirit guns I want a super future laser gun!”

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“I constantly belittle Fat Hands for being dumb but I have to give credit where credit is due, she outsmarted Hat Lady into thinking she’d be useful.”

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“The best part of huffing that stuff coming out of hammer Head’s machines is waking up somewhere new. I didn’t even know there were pigs in Piltover...well, other than the obvious ones.”

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If the Police station in Piltover has three dozen donuts, and Hat Lady has 2 because she’s feeling frivolous that day, how many is left for the rest of the station? None because the Big Pink Gorilla would eat all 37 other donuts.

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Basic Math confuses Fat Hands. This isn’t funny as much as it is sad. Hat Lady is trying her best.

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“If you look it up in the Dictionary, the definition for masochism is looking Fat Hands in the face and still finding her attractive.”