we finally have a government and it DOESNT include the fpö thank FUCK
RMH
Sade Olutola
Not today Justin
Noah Kahan
noise dept.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Product Placement

Kiana Khansmith
The Bright Sessions
Fieri Frames
sheepfilms

roma★
$LAYYYTER

shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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we finally have a government and it DOESNT include the fpö thank FUCK
Do You Know This (non-canon) Autistic Character?
Wallace from Wallace and Gromit
Yes, I know him and see them as autistic
Yes, I know him, but I don't see them as autistic
I've heard of him
I don't know him, but they seem autistic
I don't know him, but they don't seem autistic
I don't know him
Propaganda:
he’s vibing
April 6, 2023
The introductory “Hate” monologue from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, with AM voiced by the TikTok TTS
If they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.
all of your feelings are valid as in “worth acknowledgment and internal consideration” but some of your feelings are also stupid and mean, and you need to deal with that shit without making it anyone else’s problem
Mushroom Hunting Season By Sukiicat ♡
dere you go
ey
ey you lil shits
lets just talk about this here cookie recipe
this shit
is
the
BOMB
HOLY SHIT
I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING
YES
WONDERFUL
1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN
For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:
Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.
After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.
\o/
This recipe got my through my worst year at university. (The reason you add salt is it’s a flavor enhancer. Put in just a little bit, not enough to make it taste salty, and it makes the other ingredients taste better.)
About ten years ago I decided that the next step I needed to take in my life was to accept and explore what it meant to be a failure and to have failed. This infuriated almost everybody in my life and clearly terrified a lot of people. People do not want you to accept failure. They dont want you to like... Sit with and think about it and pick it up and turn it arpund in your hands and really examine it. They want you to keep throwing yourself against the impossible walls until your body explodes! They do not want you to say "alright then, I've failed. What does that mean for me? Im still here. What does the life of someone who has failed look like?"
This makes people very angry and panicky.
My mental health improved in ways it had not in the previous DECADE once I stopped. And. Sat. With failure. And thought about what my failure ... Was. And looked at the structures that produced it and examined them critically.
It is so taboo to fail and admit it openly and talk about it. It is so taboo to talk about or think about failure in an accepting way rather than hiding it shamefully until you experience a degree of success in some area which allows you to present the past failure as "a stepping stone" to your current situation. Fuck that. We are put in positions of guaranteed failure by society every day and then punished and shamed for it. Lets fucking talk about failure
GUESS WHO’S BACK, YOU ONE-EYED BITCH!
(source)
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT
The Beatles: GET BACK (2021) + my fav Letterboxd Reviews
recommending buffy to people is like: okay listen an entire third of the main trio is absolutely unbearable. also several entire seasons are mostly awful. there are entire love interests and narrative elements crucial to the main plot that are bad. it is one of the best shows i have ever seen.