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[fivie]

but guys what if when kevin staggered back to the dorm shitfaced drunk having changed his tattoo, neil peeled back the bandage and it was just like

[kaieidobear]

kevin: coach wymack is my father

kevin: the ravens are total assholes who only care about being the best and I'll never go back to them

kevin: oh and by the way I've never been skiing, I'd like to try it one day

neil:

andrew:

the reporters:

kevin:

neil:

kevin: we're all going to die

[seriouslyamerica]

It took me like 20 years of my life to realize that the punchline to “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” was a pun about death and not a cruel commentary on how most jokes are just unfunny.

[another-death-deactivated201307]

[clupster]

[nghtcrlr]

the most studio ghibli shit I’ve ever seen

[okerii]

i just like drawing jimin (photo cred)

[iguanamouth]

can I please also have a tiny bird

choose wisely

the first bird will unlokc any door. the second bird tells you what you want to hear. the third bird tells you what you NEED to hear. the fourth bird says nothing but its eyes say all

[bigeisamazing]

[trapcard]

Zootopia looks wild omg

[brodnork]

why am i being threatened

[windvain]

This is literally “TF you looking at keep scrolling”

[juliastiles]

[ohthisismuchworse]

this is my favorite image on the face of the earth and im going to ruin it by trying to paint this tomorrow cause i have no artistic ability, using water color, which i have no experience with except like painting when i was 5. ill be liveblogging the probable failure. stay tuned.

[ohthisismuchworse]

looking good so far, i might have done it in the wrong order cause im not sure how im going to get the detail in over the back ground, but my water color kit came with some practice paper so i didn’t ruin a whole canvas

[ohthisismuchworse]

its not exactly going to plan….

[ohthisismuchworse]

his eyes are so unseeing

[ohthisismuchworse]

okay, i need to reblog him again cause look at his stupid dinky flippers. he looks like a bad cartoon not the majestic selkie that he is. i keep saying im so mad but laughing at how ridiculous he looks

[ugly-bread]

I love this

[lorelaigilmoure]

#one of the most iconic 4 and a half minutes in the history of television

[thingswhichdontexist]

Today in historians desperately grasping at straws to try and explain how people in the past weren’t gay

[tastefullyoffensive]

What a good boy. (via gallowboob)

[waffleperks]

i’ve never related to a dog more

[brown-nena]

How Amazon reviews go:

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “This is the best thing I’ve ever purchased in my entire life. Customer service rep was like family. Delivery time was 16 minutes, condition is perfect, and it has lasted me 20 years.”

⭐️ “Ordered a bed frame and got a pack of plastic knives instead. Customer service told me to fuck off. Delivery lasted 7 years. Caused a divorce. Lost my house. I am now going to jail.”

[spainstateofmind]

⭐️

“Product was correct, worked properly, seller included extra attachments for product, WAS NOT DELIVERED WITHIN 2 DAYS WOULD GIVE 0 STARS IF POSSIBLE”

[stability]

[kaieidobear]

Me: :'(

*rewatches yuri on ice*

Me: :')