Kai Has No SWAG

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA Kai's lack of swag is so FUnnnnnnnnnnnneh

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My Doctor Thinks I have Tourettes

Cut to last week, I was having a routine physical done at my local practitioner. 

It was all well and good, the doctor took my height and my weight and saw they were safely in the "swag as fuck" section. The problem came when the doctor asked me the routine question of: "Do you have swag?".

"Damn straight I have a shit ton of fucking swag bruh" I replied. Then it hit me, like a ton of bricks, I have a lot of swag, BUT KAI HAS NO SWAG!! As soon as the realization hit, I was floored. As in I fell on the floor laughing. 

The doctor was understandably scared when my laughing fit continued for ten minutes. "WHAT IS SO FUNNEH BRAHH?" He asked. "HAHHAHAHA KAI.. HAHAH HAS NO" I struggled to continue, the laughing was causing me to have even less blood in my head than usual. "SWAG" I shouted triumphantly. " KAI HAS ZERO SWAG" I roared again. 

"Why is that so funneh? Like actually there is something wrong with you" 

"It..it-s j-j..just so RANDOM" (random 6 anyone??)

After this the doctor wanted to euthanize me, but decided to just give me medication for tourettes. . I'm just glad I live another day, to make up for the swag that Kai doesn't have. 

[kaihasnoswag]

THIS IS A MAN WITH MANY OF THE SWAG AND MANY OF THE BITCHES

THIS IS A MAN WITH ZERO OF THE SWAG AND ZERO OF THE LEAGUE DAYS

LEARN THE DIFFERANCE, IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE. 

[sugiyakastone]

[kaihasnoswag]

iF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU CAN SEE HIM NOT ON LEAGUE DAY

[kaihasnoswag]

Just How Little Swag Does Kai Have??

Some days he has the tiniest drop of swag, I like to call those days "League Days" (or Lday for short), Other days he has negative swag (his swag averages out to zero over the course of a week) I will call those days No Swag Days, or NSDays for short. 

The problem with Kai is that even on his best Lday he has less swag than a 1-17 corki, while on his worst NSDay his swag rivals that of a mega hater.