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independent & selective rk900 from detroit: become human encouraged by anthea

[kaiinos]

ares vc: it smells like bitch soup in here

[erregent]

sees thea on the dashboard

*sniffsniff* i smell a fucking nerd

[kaiinos]

i smell a fucking wet ham sandwitch

[kaiinos]

PLOTTING CALL?

[kaiinos]

Anyway now that I’m here. I’ll be trying to keep everything pretty low key and, honestly, will be focusing on plotted things. I might reblog memes n shit but probably won’t continue them as I don’t want to end up with 80+ drafts again. 

SO ANYWAY.

[kaiinos]

returns just to spite @usurperr

[kaiinos]

hi im gay and this is my gay ass sequin dress and gross garage

[kaiinos]

hi im gay and just bought a cocktail dress made completely out of sequins 

[kaiinos]

BITCH!!! I PASSED MY DRIVERS THEORY TEST!!!

[kaiinos]

its too goddamn early to be seeing all this smut on my dash

[highandroid]

Art by ガラス (@7r8t)

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[itistimetodisappear]

The political chaos in the background makes it even more accurate

[soughtdawn-a-blog-deactivated20]

life hack to roleplaying with me: if you’ve got a fucked up idea there’s a 8234768123763712% chance i’ll go for it. seriously. don’t test me.

[aquarcgia]

wow what a mcfucking delight… i wrote a longass self-evaluation about an academic work i completed AND IMMEDIATELY GET LOGGED OUT OF THE PLATFORM AND IT VANISHES LIKE A FART IN THE SAHARA

[kaiinos]

DIES I AM SO DONE ITS DUE TODAY I CANT START IT AGAIN I WILL NEVER WRITE ANYTHING AS GOOD

[originalra9]

                          ᴵˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉˢⁱʳᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᶠʳᵉᵉ ᵃ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵃᵍⁱᵒᵘˢ ᵈⁱˢᵉᵃˢᵉ?

indie Elijah Kamski from Detroit: Become Human. headcanon based. nsfw possible. programmed by sushi.

ask. rules. muse.

[kaiinos]

jesus nonnie, who shat in your cereal?

edit: was this because i said one of my discord rp partners has a daddy kink,,,,

[kaiinos]

aaaand one of my disco rp partners has a daddy kink

[fighterpiilot-deactivated201602]

here the thing about memes with me:

idk if a lot of people i am mutuals with are scared to send them? idk if i am intimidating, i try not to be at all. i try to make myself as approachable as possible. but here’s the lowdown about memes with me.

YOU’VE SENT 6 MEMES ALREADY? SEND THE MEME YOU’VE NEVER INTERACTED WITH ME AT ALL? SEND THE MEME YOU’RE NOT SURE IF YOU’RE ALLOWED TO SEND IT CAUSE IT’S SHIPPY? SEND IT.

memes are amazing ice breakers. they’re wonderful ways to see how our characters might interact together in a thread. my only rule is that i only take memes from mutuals. i have no other rules. when in doubt, SEND THE MEME.