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bolt down my coffin

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french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

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american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

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chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.

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English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

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Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

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Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

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Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

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Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

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Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

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Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

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Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

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Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl

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ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.

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internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

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Irish recipes:

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I will always reblog this.

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Wtf chris

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show up. buss it open. leave immediately.

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the dragon keeper

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Polypterus Senegalus… the dragonfish

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The only show based off a movie that wasn’t just good but absolutely fantastic

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Art by VictorBang

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I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important

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Me 😁

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jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like ‘that’s some classic jack black right there’ and not even question it

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"The story of a boy who became a man... By becoming a bear."

This movie is way too under appreciated in my opinion… The fandom is practically non-existent…

And I don’t understand why? The plot was fantastic.

All of the characters were lovable.

There was no one that you absolutely could not stand.

The “bad guy” was actually the main character, Kenai. Which was an interesting twist for Disney.

But by building a bond with this young cub (Koda), and seeing the world through the eyes of a bear, he realized that he (as a man) had been the monster… Not bears.

I mean, talk about character development…

Koda: Those monsters are really scary… Especially with their sticks.

And for me, this scene right here was one of my most emotional Disney moments. You can’t even here Kenai telling the actual story… But you can see their facial expressions and you can just feel it. You know exactly what he’s saying to Koda.