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I'm lurking...it's how I roll...

[effinbirds]

[floridaboiler]

[mutant-what-not]

[cinthya-raccoon]

Adventure! Godzilland (1992)

Toho

[atomic-crusader]

he did a good job

[aunti-christ-ine]

Me:  Do you sell ducks? 

Him:  Yes, but they’re going quick.  

Me:  Okay, I’ll take one. 

[Later] 

Duck: “Quick, quick, quick!” 

Me:  Oh…  I see.  😬 

[666hammerhead]

😃

[anditslove]

“Too much joy, I swear, is lost in our desperation to keep it.”

— Ocean Vuong, On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous

[themoonluvr-deactivated20241223]

one thing i have been trying to teach myself lately is that i am enough whenever. i am always, all the time enough. i am enough when i don’t like myself, i am enough when i don’t look presentable, i am enough when i’m not ready to face my demons. you don’t have to do certain things such as working out 5x a week, journal and meditate every night or be good at school to be enough and worthy of love. whatever state you are in right now is enough. you are deserving of a relationship, a good life and everything else at any given time.

[yms1]

[recklesslyinfatuated]

Same. Hate a balloon. Always have, always will.

[tlirsgender]

The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I'm gonna kill you

[apricotparrotmemes]

You can really see the average age of the user base increasing

[protectspock]

Loving the idea of earth cryptids/folklore monsters being real only the humans have no idea until after first contact.

[protectspock]

Vulcans: Our scientists have questions about the small nocturnal portion of your population that drinks blood and appears virtually immortal. Is there a name for this sub-species?

Humans: THE WHAT?!?!?

[count-spicula]

Klingon ambassador: "We have noticed your Starfleet has no officers who are Qongbogh chalDaq tlha' Dat loD. Why would you not recruit such fine and obviously powerful members of your population?"

Terran ambassador: "I'm sorry, what? The translator isn't catching that phrase."

Klingon ambassador: "Your Qongbogh chalDaq tlha' Dat loD. You know, the ones who change with your lunar cycles."

Terran ambassador's assistant: "Qongbogh chalDaq tlha' Dat loD? The...wolf men?"

Terran ambassador: "THE WHAT?"

[areusittingcomfortably]

Bajorans: we are very curious about why you have exiled the sub-species with the large extremities to the woods?

Humans: I'm sorry, what?

Bajorans: the hairy people with the big feet?

Humans: ?!

Bajorans: Homo erectus... sasquatchii?

[redsparrow12]

Backround human cadet, wearing mothman boxers under their uniform: I fucking KNEW IT

[up-north-values]

@mothman-flaptual

[mothman-flaptual]

That cadet is literally me 😂😂😂

[elenafisher-archive]

[mavenmemnon]

[genjichu]

Spock: “In 24 hours, we’ll agree this conversation did not take place.”

Valeris: “A lie?”

Spock: “An omission.”

[thingsfromthedirt]

A mother and baby potoroo spotted at South Australia’s Cleland Wildlife Park enjoying a little snack in the sunshine.

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[zombiegg]

#life

[yodaprod]

Times Square 360° in the 1970s

[shiftythrifting]

Found this horribly bedazzled flask at goodwill

[worldcircus]

It’s what’s on the inside that counts.

[666hammerhead]