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[ravioliet]

ok so which one is it

[illmeetyouforcoffee]

when you tag a mutual in a post they may like and they reblog it 🌈🐦☀️☺️

[anonymouslizard704]

love the phrase “we’ve gotta get some food in you”. tickles my brain. it draws attention to the organ being a physical place but also fully addresses the person who needs food (“you”). Its very caring and sweet and also very funny and has the potential to be very somatic. Good phrase

[architectalz]

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

To flesh this out a little bit more: both Megan Thee Stallion and Hozier write and sing really sexual songs, but they’re different in that Hozier’s music is typically “let me worship you” while Megan’s is usually “I’m worshipping myself,” which makes all the difference because it’s an acceptance of power rather than the giving of it. He’s the sinner, she’s the saint. However, taking their difference in genres out of it, people don’t usually seem to take Megan Thee Stallion’s music seriously in comparison to Hozier because a) her lyrics are more overtly and blatantly sexual and b)she’s claiming her sexuality for herself, and that scares a lot of people. The secret, no-one-wants-to-talk-about reason is that she’s a confident black woman, which terrifies people way than sex does. In conclusion, Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion are two sides of the same poetic, sexual coin, but people just don’t want to admit it. Which is WHY a collaboration between Hozier and Megan would be so powerful that it would change the timeline as we know it yes I will elaborate 

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

do not ask me for advice on your little crush

[wolpchen]

I don't know what's happening to me.

[zeebdoezstuff]

rather late, but HAPPY PRIDE!!

as compensation, here's some queer character doodles

might do some more later

[sleepyfellow03]

flavor foley songs described in order of release:

1st: eating people

2nd: "eating" people (fucking) (very gay)

3rd: stuck in the friendzone

4th: reckless forever-honeymoon

5th: divorce

6th: fucking, this time with robots (very lesbian)

7th: weird stalker obsessive love

8th: temporary love beneath the streetlights in the snow

9th: allergies

10th: fuck that 9-5 job and dance with me

11th: where did all my fans go?

12th: oh my god too many fans

13th: transgender robot

14th: hi! i'm miku! internet!

15th: transmasc

[catmintnepetas]

🐰

[our-queer-experience]

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

tumblr is so funny within my mutual circle ppl will be like cannibalism as a metaphor for sex is honestly so overdone 🙄 like it’s not even transgressive anymore it’s just vanilla atp 🙄 and then you go a little too far outside that circle and people are trigger tagging memes about infidelity

[estrogenized-valerie]

me, to my roommates: cnc is vanilla, practically everyone i've ever fucked has been into cnc. incest is also just something that everyone is into, it's basically the #1 porn search category. i'm a little embarrassed about how normal my kinks are, since the weirdest shit i'm into is basically knifeplay and bloodplay and intox...

my roommates:

[sometimes-willtresor]

Episode 159

Laying in his bed serving body in the sunset light no wonder Will started blushing

[straightasaaro]