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Mammon: The aliens..
Lucifer: Of course they did. OF COURSE YOU ONLY LISTEN TO THE ALIENS!
Mammon: WELL ATLEAST THE ALIENS DON'T YELL AT ME!

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Lucifer: Who told you this was a good idea?
Mammon: The aliens..
Lucifer: Of course they did. OF COURSE YOU ONLY LISTEN TO THE ALIENS!
Mammon: WELL ATLEAST THE ALIENS DON'T YELL AT ME!
Mammon: Hey, I heard you're into bad boys
Mammon: Lucky for you, because I'm bad at everything *bad attempt at a wink*
Solomon, to Asmo: I think Simeon’s into BDSM
Simeon: What’s BDSM?
Solomon: BIBLE DISCUSSIONS AND STUDY MEETINGS, SIMEON
Simeon: Oh yeah, then I’m totally into it
Asmo: Oh my Diavolo
-in a magic show-
Solomon: This trick was taught to me by my father when I was little. I want to dedicate it to my dear MC, who yesterday told me that they are carrying my future child in their womb
Solomon: So~ -he covers himself with a sheet- Now you see me ... and now I disappear! -when the sheet falls he is no longer on stage-
MC: Jajaja nice trick
The brothers:
MC:
MC: Wait a minute-
Diavolo: My dad did the same trick years ago lol
MC: Truth or Dare
Levi: Truth
MC: Why do you always friend zone me?
Levi: Dare
MC: Stop friend zoning me
Levi: I don't like this game
Cute Beels from OM manga to give a bit of sanity.
This game is a functional shitpost.
Obey Me without context.
I turned it in a drabble or something like that hfdjd👉👸👉
(angsty/fluffy)
“What did we do to deserve such a disgrace as a brother?” Asmo complained. You sighed, trying to keep calm while the brothers kept attacking Mammon like everyday. You had to admit that some times they were right but that time Mammon wasn’t doing anything wrong. However, that didn’t stop his brothers to pick on him while you sat near him.
“Oi…What the hell did I do now? Stop disrespectin’ me like that! That ain’t the way you should treat your older brother.” Mammon replied, annoyed by Asmodeus’ remark.
“But Asmo is right…and it’s not like you’re a good older brother anyway.” Levi laughed at Mammon’s offended reaction while still playing with his D.D.D.
“Yeah, you can’t deny that you’re a scumbag, Mammon.” Satan added with a smirk.
“Why do y'all always have to call me like that? I ain’t a scumbag!” Mammon kept defending himself.
“You’re not only a scumbag, you’re also dumb…” Lucifer sighed, tired of ignoring his brothers’ quarrel.
“C'mon! Stop-” Mammon tried to cry out but stopped when he noticed Asmodeus getting near to you.
“Hey, MC…Come here before Mammon infects you with his stupidity” Asmo tried to bring you near him with a smile. However, he didn’t expect you to refuse to let him help you to get up from the sofa where you and the second born were sitting.
“I don’t want to…and leave Mammon alone.” You snapped at him with a scowl, shocking him a little bit.
“Eh? Leaping to Mammon’s defence, are you?” Belphie intervened with an amused smirk making you get even more irritated.
“MC, I know you’re nice, but you don’t need to defend him…” Lucifer said, thinking that you were just trying to not make the Avatar of Greed feel too bad.
You could see Mammon tense near you with balled fists and you gently wrapped your hand around his one, asking silently to let him hold it. Mammon looked at you astonished, letting you take his hand before you snapped again.
“I’m defending him because I want to and he doesn’t deserve how you treat him. - you replied sternly, shocking all the other brothers - Maybe he can be greedy but damn, it’s not like you all are better, so I don’t get why you gang on him like that.”
Lucifer held his breath while his other brothers just stayed silent, knowing that you weren’t wrong.
“Now, if you excuse me.” You declared, knowing that you proved your point before getting up and taking Mammon with you without meeting any reluctance by him.
“U-uh…MC, wait!” Asmo tried to call you but you were already out of the room, dragging Mammon with you. You were too upset to notice how quiet Mammon was being.
In less than 2 minutes you were opening your room’s door and entering before closing the door violently. That’s when you realised that Mammon, who usually would talk for hours, was unusually silent.
You felt your heart almost crumble when you turned towards him and saw him trying so hard to not cry.
“Hey, baby…Are you okay?” You asked him with a sad smile and he quickly nodded while wiping his eyes before almost tackling you to the ground with a tight hug.
“I don’t know why ya defended me, but…I-I’m grateful…for you and for how you stepped in to help me..I’d be lost without ya” he quietly said, resting his face in the crook of your neck before you gently pushed him away to look at his face and smile at him whilst his tears now flowed freely on his face.
“I’d do this every day if that would mean making you happy, Mammon.”
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Obey Me Masterlist
Levi: Name a more iconic duo than me and my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
MC: You and me!!!
Levi, tearing up: Okay.
[the group getting in the car]
Satan: I'm driving.
MC, out of view: Shotgun!
Mammon, turning to face MC: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except MC: WOAH-
MC: No like, I literally found a shotgun! And I want the front seat.
Beel: Hey Lucifer, what does coffee taste like?
Lucifer, sleep deprived: Not as good as it smells.
Beel: Oh
Beel: Like shampoo
[OBEY ME] Decades of Fashion
This was a project I've been working on for a while, but it required a LOT of research to get done.
The idea was this: The boys have lived for thousands of years, and as such, they've had to adhere to certain fashion changes over time. But in the midst of me really wanting to show Beel drinking Pepsi Blue, I realized that each of them really fit into a style over the course of seven decades.
[PLEASE BE WARNED I MAY TOUCH ON CONTROVERSIAL TOPICS HERE]
Lucifer - 1940's [Post-War Americana]
Oh boy, those coats were popular in the 20's and 30's. I thought Lucifer worked well with the vibe of an old-style gangster. But really, this look worn in the 40's would have been one of showing off wealth. During the second world war, we had a shortage on EVERYTHING, including fabric - when nylon was needed for parachutes, women used to draw makeup lines on the backs of their legs to indicate a seam where their stockings would go. As a result, suits in the 40's were trimmed back as far as fabric usage. Coats no longer had capelets around the shoulders, jackets no longer had flaps on the pockets, pants were restricted to a certain width, and 3-piece suits were nonexistent - no one sold suits with vests anymore.
Incidentally, that's why Zoot Suits were so popular in American minority communities - it was a "fuck you" level of luxury to have suits with so much excess fabric!
Mammon - 1950's [Rebel Style]
From gangster to greaser! While we associate Greaser subculture with the likes of James Dean and Marlon Brando, the term actually originated with Hispanic teens - "greaser", in addition to referencing their slicked-back hairstyles, was the name for Mexican workers who greased the wheels of shopping carts, and there was actually a law in California called the "Greaser Act" specifically put in place to protect "law abiding" Californians from these rowdy (but un-armed and non-dangerous) teens.
Not only does the Rebel style really suit Mammon in general, associated with sleek cars and loud boys and an inarguable style, but I've always thought of Mammon as being kind of Latino. However, it also bears noting that Greasers were very anti-materialistic. Sure, you wanted money, but Greaser culture was more geared towards rebelling against the ones who had it.
Leviathan - 1960's [Japanese Ivy]
Post-war Japan had a certain loss of identity as they were occupied by the American military and exposed to cultures from around the world. But by the sixties, Japanese culture was absorbing everything it found and making it their own. The popularity of Disney and TV animation gave rise to anime that began early in the fifties, but was really in its prime by '65, and much of that then spread to the rest of the world. Mach Go Go Go became Speed Racer and Mighty Atom became Astro Boy in the US. In partIcular, based on Levi's current anime tastes, I think he'd be a huge fan of Cyborg 009 and Mahoutsukai Sally - The original Magical Girl who would eventually lead to the creation of the invented anime The Magical Ruri Hanai: Demon Girl.
But along with animation, Japan absorbed something else in 1964 - American Ivy League fashion. Magazines with spreads of American university students in sweaters, blazers, loafers, and cotton trousers became incredibly popular and inspired a fashion style simply called "Ivy" in Japan - and this style persisted until the mid-eighties!
Satan - 1970's [Collegiate]
'70's fashion in America was lawless. As the youth of the day broke free from society's constraints and pursued their own agendas, they brought with them a rebellion of peace and love that had been brewing with every fight and war since the 40's. As opposed to the Mod fashion of the 60's, modern fashion was more about comfort and natural colors.... and bellbottoms. So many bellbottoms. But there were no fucking rules. Wear your jacket on one shoulder or two or none, mix colors and patterns, wear that corduroy jacket with the suede elbow patches, fuck you dad, I went to college!
I feel like it also bears mentioning that god DAMN, white belts with gold buckles were weirdly popular.
Asmodeus - 1980's [Pop Trend]
Pop culture was skyrocketing in the eighties, as was the sheer accessibility of fashion. It was never as cheap to wear the hottest trends as it was here. Stars like Madonna popularized the inexpensive, bright-colored messes of style that the day's teens HAD to have. Plastic jewelry, acid-washed jeans, hair-wrecking crimping and curling, bright and heavy makeup... and leotards for EVERYONE. Jazzercise and videotape aerobics also threw their hats in... or rather, their leg warmers and tights.
And while it doesn't have much to do with fashion, I could see Asmo being at his absolute prime here... Queer community and sexuality was coming out of hiding around here, and with it, the stigma and horror associated with the gay agenda, promiscuity, and the AIDS epidemic. Fuck those assholes.
Beelzebub - 1990's [Urban Sport]
The 90's were... experimental. As we entered the Internet age and the approach of the new millennium, a lot of shit happened. Hip-Hop and R&B culture that began in the late eighties influenced a lot outside its own minority sphere, from fashion to music to celebrity. Things once worn as sport gear, windbreakers and basketball shoes and baseball hats, were adapted to the increasing physical presence of stars in music videos and movies. (I don't really know how much of a position I'm in to talk about how much cultural appropriation inspired a lot of that, but it did. And then they talked smack on the sources they got their shit from.)
As for those stupid parachute pants with the zip-off bottoms... I don't know whose fault that was. The Y2k bug, I guess. Swatches were cool though.
But Beelzebub probably would have been going nuts with all the experimental snack foods we loved back then. Soda with little chewable balls of questionable origin? 3D nacho chips? Yogurt in a TUBE? HOT POCKETS!? A glutton's paradise. I drank Crystal pepsi when they rereleased it and it tasted like old bubblegum. shit's nasty.
Belphegor - 2000's [Emo/Goth]
This is it. This is what years of punk, grunge, goth, and The Cure led to at the turn of the millennium. We took Tripp pants that were popular in blue denim in the nineties and put so much shit on them that it was hard to walk, but we DID IT. Because it looked cool. Do you hate life? Do you hate everyone? Smear liner in your eyeballs and belt your legs together in two denim dresses, and wear bracelets and belts that get banned at high school because someone started an urban legend where you have to have sex with someone if they snap your black jelly bracelet off. That shit never happened but damn if they didn't try to convince us it did.
Emo and goth subculture was actually seen as pretty toxic. And I can say that because I was in it. People who did this stuff were seen as idolizing self-harm and suicide. Some people actually did. Most of us probably approached it the same way zoomers gleefully post memes about ending themselves all the time. In Belphegor's case... yeah, he probably does hate the world.
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Asmo: My food is always organic!
Beel: Cool. I'd eat candy off the floor.
Good morning. :)
MC: Dammit, Mammon!
Mammon: What?! It wasn’t me!
MC: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Asmo!
Asmo: It wasn't me.
MC: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Belphie: *whistles*
Solomon: Help! I thought I'd be romantic and I told Asmo I'd cook tonight, but I don’t know how to cook!
MC, pouring milk directly into the cereal box: And you thought I could help?