Pick-Up Lines

Basically i have way too many pick-up lines and i decided to put them all here

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Are you an octopus?

Because you octopi my thoughts.

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Well, now my helmet isnt the only horny thing around here

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Are you the SAT?

Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes.

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Not an ask but I just want you to know how much I love your account. You automatically make my day better. Pick up lines give so much happines. I hope you have a wonderful day 😄

Hi! This has probably been in my inbox for a while but i just noticed it now sorry. Thank you so much :) im having a great day so far (its only 8am so that might change who knows) im planning to get back to it soon. And i hope you have a fantastic day as well!

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Is your name Wi-fi?

Cause im really feelin a connection

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Are you craving pizza?

Cause id love to get a pizz-a you

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Are you Harry Pottera?

Cause i Gryffin-adore you.

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I like my partners like I like my intrusive thoughts

Fucking me over in the middle of the night

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Are you Rita

Because a little bit of you is all i need

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Is your name Ariel?

Cause i think we mermaid for each other.

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Are you SCP-173?

Cause i can't take my eyes off of you

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Are you a goldfish?

Cuz you're a snack that smiles back

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Do you know what you would look beautiful in?

My arms.

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Are you going to kiss me,

Or will i have to lie to my diary?

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I hope you know CPR,

Because you just took my breath away.

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Its a good thing i have my library card.

Because i am totally checking you out!

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You and i are like nachos and jalapenos,

Im super cheesy and you're super hot,

And we belong together.