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plummy-loves

What's wrong, sweetheart? You're flustered? Then it's the perfect time for me to make it worse. 💗

ohcorny

i can’t imagine why

favorite-aesthetic

NASA has released new images of Jupiter, taken by the Juno Spacecraft.

hipster-and-thoughts

parkchanwoohoo

Me when I stutter on the phone during a business call

dangerousturkey

Me when i ask for real spicy and not white people spicy

parkchanwoohoo

Me when I step in a puddle and I feel the water penetrate my socks

dangerousturkey

Me when my friend’s 90 pound dog stomps on my nuts

parkchanwoohoo

Me when h– wait, what?

parkchanwoohoo

Oh! I’m sorry! I misheard. I thought you said “Me when my friend’s dog stomps on my 90 pound nuts.”

dangerousturkey

If i had 90 pound nuts do you think i’d be here? Clowning in this shit hole? I’d have a house of gold. A car of jewels. Lingerie forged with meteorite and silver coins. Dont be so naieve

lostdykes

opryskliwe

alexandratheterrible

The bumblebee was officially added to the endangered species list.

Please:

Go plant an organic flower native to wherever you are

Leave your “weeds” alone they probably aren’t hurting anything

Stop using/buying Roundup and all other insecticides, herbicides, pesticides.

If you have a bee problem (which almost never happens) call a local beekeeper! They will remove them safely free of charge

Bumblebees usually nest underground and just wanna be left alone! They won’t hurt you. To prevent destroying their habit during hibernation, avoid mowing yards until April or May. If you do mow, raise the blades to the highest setting

Please save my fat clumsy fuzzy friends I love them and they’re very good pollinators.

nyokoko

Remember to link credible sources: https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/03/bumblebees-endangered-extinction-united-states/

It checks out.

The bee’s population has plummeted nearly 90 percent since the 1990s.

rexuality

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”