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Under capitalism, we are all the April Fool
This is earth shattering, I canât believe there are people, who donât think in sentences??? What the fuck is an abstract non-verbal thot? Yâall hoes think in Pictionary???? What the fuck
Youâre telling me there are people who actually think in sentences? Like full ass grammatical sentences?
Some of yall dont think in full sentences?
my nonverbal ass is shook bc apparently (according to the replies) people who think in sentences also read in mental sentences⌠like when ur reading itâs as if there is a voice inside their heads reading it as if out loud. w i l d
WaitâŚ.wait what? How else do people read? What goes through your head when youâre reading?
This is very disturbing. Like, what, y'all be reading and thereâs just like the soundtrack from The Mandalorean or some shit running through your mind? Or youâre thinking and itâs like just emojis? Like if youâre scared you think đą? Y'all ainât right.
itâs time to abandon the responsibilities of school and jobs and move into a Scottish castle to live as hermit witches.
Reblog if spooky scary skeletons
send shivers down your spine
I think this is super important to remember.
the last part is especially important!
there are municipal shelters that receive enough support in volunteers and $$$ from the community from outreach and education to the point where they donât have to put animals down due to overcrowding/lack of adoption. even if they *only* ever euthanize truly incurable or unrehabilitatable animals they will still be labeled as a kill shelter. Oakland Animal Services and the East Bay SPCA fit this description
please do your research before deciding where to adopt from!
The bumblebee was officially added to the endangered species list.
 Please:
Go plant an organic flower native to wherever you are
Leave your âweedsâ alone they probably arenât hurting anything
Stop using/buying Roundup and all other insecticides, herbicides, pesticides.Â
If you have a bee problem (which almost never happens) call a local beekeeper! They will remove them safely free of charge
Bumblebees usually nest underground and just wanna be left alone! They wonât hurt you. To prevent destroying their habit during hibernation, avoid mowing yards until April or May. If you do mow, raise the blades to the highest setting
Please save my fat clumsy fuzzy friends I love them and theyâre very good pollinators.
U.S. Puts Bumblebee On The Endangered Species List For 1st Time
Witch Tip
Next time youâre crying bottle your tears because you never know when they will come in handy
Rescue shout out
We just found @allcreaturessmall through one of our followers.
And, wow, when they say All Creatures Small, they mean ALL!!
As some one with a back ground doing what they do entirely out of pocket, but jumping in WAY over my head just after high school, I cannot overstate my admiration for the range of species they work with.
Which include diamond doves!
And plans for a bigger bird facility!
Go check them out!
And if you have any disposable income available, Iâm sure every little bit helps, so Iâve included their Paypal email with their permission:
Letâs take a moment to talk Shit.
You can tell a lot about the health of a pet by its poop.
Changes in its color or consistency are among the first warning signs that a pet may not be feeling well.
In birds, you will usually see changes in poop long before the changes in behavior that indicate illness, like irritability or lethargy.
When most people think of pigeon poop, This is what usually comes to mind:
Nasty white streaks
Or splatters
Or gross colored splats
Any place feral pigeons frequent.
But this is what poop from a healthy, well fed pigeon looks like:
A small, compact ball of the indigestible fiber left over from the hulls of the seeds they eat whole, with a tiny white cap of urate.
You can see the consistency from the others underneath it, where nesting straw has been mashed into them as Pippin has come and gone and arranged, and rearranged individual blades.
A reliably well fed and hydrated pigeon will usually leave stools that keep their round shape on impact with a texture slightly softer than well worked playdoh.
Pigeon poop can be sloppy after a big drink of water following a 6-12 hour period of having gone with out.Â
The bowel movement after their first drink of water in the morning, for example, may make a sloppy mess, but in a healthy, well fed pigeon, the solid part will still be brown, and there will be more water than the white urate.
Look at this third picture again:
That wet mess of solids on mostly urate, with a mucus-y shine and slimy texture, is indicative of a heavy gut load of intestinal parasites.Â
Not just most ferals, but most racing, performing, and exhibition pigeons (since there are often housed out doors) are infested with the nematode Capillaria, the round worm Strongyloides, or the protozoan Coccidia.
While usually sub-clinical, an active infection of Salmonella will turn the poop a distinctive sulfur yellow to lime green.
But poop is only pure white,Â
Like those streaks and splatters most people associate with feral pigeons, when the birds have not had access to solid food in 12 hours or more.
Nearly all feral pigeons perpetually teeter on the brink of starvation, and it shows in their poop.
They are strict granivores, meaning that they can only digest seeds: the embryonic tissue of plants.
With cities being so carefully landscaped, often with the only plant life available being in the form of flower beds and trees, with grasses only in public parks and mowed too short to bloom and seed, the food they can actually digest is mighty hard for the average feral pigeon to find.
Barn ferals tend to be much more healthy for access to seed and animal feed.
But spilled garbage and the hand outs of the people that like them enough to feed them are literally all the food city ferals have access to.
Most of that is bread.
And while bread is made from grain, milling that grain and baking it into bread breaks it down, making it easier for a HUMAN to digest, but HARDER for a pigeon.
They like the taste of it, and eating some as an occasional treat wonât do a pet bird any harm, but thatâs the VAST bulk of the food feral pigeons have access to.
It would be like a humans having to wander for miles every day to find food, but only being able to find potato chips, snack cakes, and the occasional slim jim.
That human would not have a long, or healthy life.
Now imagine that person ALSO had two different kinds of lice, mosquitos, and a parasitic fly sucking their blood from the outside, a painful cheesy growth in their throat that could block off their trachea or esophagus if it goes untreated long enough, two species of worms eating the nutrients they manage to find before their intestinal lining gets the chance to absorb it, and a protozoan eating their intestinal lining, with no hope of getting any of those things treated.
And you have a pretty accurate representation of what itâs like to be a feral pigeon living âfreeâ.
I am all for wild animals living free in the environment for which they were adapted.
But pigeons are not wild life, and they were not adapted to cities.
ESPECIALLY not on the continent of North America.
The pigeons that were brought here as military messengers, meat, and entertainment had been domesticated for thousands of years already.
When homers were no longer faster and more reliable messengers than phone lines or radio waves, they were no longer profitable to keep, pigeons were released. This was common practice in the places they came from.
But in Europe, Africa, Turkey, and Saudi Arabia, where Rock Doves are native, there WAS natural habitat for the exclusively cliff nesting birds to relocate to, as well as open lofts that would welcome the boon of free livestock.Â
But there is nothing like their actual habitat: A high cliff near the sea, between desert and grass land, in north America.Â
So, as lofts shut down and were (as they still are to this day by racers) habitually destroyed to discourage the birds no one would buy from returning, there was nowhere for the unwanted birds to go EXCEPT the tall, concrete buildings, and the metal structure under bridges and billboards.
The problem of feral pigeon mess, from the structural damage caused by the pure uric acid they excrete on an empty stomach to their potential as vectors for zoonotic disease is one of our own making.
Thatâs why I donât re-abandon feral pigeons that come into rehab by releasing them.
I get them medical care. Heal their wounds, treat their infections, clean out their parasitesâŚ
And then I treat them like any good shelter would treat a stray dog:
I evaluate their temperament, and find them a permanent home where they can be well cared for and as happy as possible.
I fiercely love pigeons.Â
And for the same reason that seeing mangy, thin stray dogs roam the street treated an invasive pest species; ignored at best and chased off or exterminated at worst, would horrify and haunt the average americanâŚ
My goals are to make hoards of feral pigeons a thing of the ignorant past by encouraging the development of shelters for them like we have for dogs, cats, parrots, and other exotic pets.
Wildlife, like Mourning Doves, should absolutely be returned to the wild if at all possible.
Urban wildlife, like raccoons, are natives that have willingly ventured into cities and found them a welcoming, supportive environment, for which that animal happened to be naturally well suited.
Invasive wildlife, like Collared Doves, happen to be well adapted to the new environment into which they were released. T hey can be a danger to natives, so culling is preferred over release in the event that they canât be penned. But still being wild animals, being caged stresses them severely.
Pigeons fit NONE of these categories.
They are not wildlife.
They did not âinvadeâ cities.
They were abandoned there the minute they ceased to be profitable, they had no where else to go, and we treat the mess like itâs their fault.
We have done pigeons a terrible disservice by having entirely forgotten that they are domestic livestock.
And any one that calls a pigeon in north America a âwind animal that should be freeâ perpetuates and encourages that abandonment of responsibility.
TLDR if the post is longer than your attention span:
pigeon poop isnât supposed to be white! it so commonly is only bc the birds are sick and half starved bc theyâve been abandoned in an environment with no access to their natural diet (bread isnât good for birds!!)
the pigeons we see in cities in North America were formerly domesticated and do not have the necessary adaptions to live in the wild or appropriate habitat
Wildlife, like Mourning Doves, should absolutely be returned to the wild if at all possible.
Urban wildlife, like raccoons, are natives that have willingly ventured into cities and found an environment for which that animal happened to be naturally well suited.
Pigeons fit NONE of these categories.
the best way to help pigeons is to spread education about them! They are not invasive pests, they are the result of abandoned pets and carrier pigeons! rehab centers euthanize them rather than taking care of them
building lofts in urban areas where pigeons live and providing the right food for them is the way forward (and healthy pigeon guano can be harvested which is an amazing fertilizer!)
https://stadttaubenprojekt.de/index.html
Adopt a pigeon!
https://www.pigeonrescue.org/
Patron Appreciation Day
Since this is where it all began; where most of you initially found The Ramsey Loft and learned of our research:
I decided to show my appreciation to my dear Patreon Patrons here on tumblr.
Maybe not as exciting as a youtube video or as trendy as an Instagram post, but I am WAY better at writing than I am at editing a visually appealing video.
The Ramsey Loft has been operating since 2011.
We started off specializing in Ringneck Doves.Â
I loved their sweet tempered docility and simple, easy to learn genetics.
Our first pigeons joined the flock in 2013, and they were SO different from the little doves! So communicative. So cooperative. So stubbon. So smart!
There was absolutely NO forcing or manipulating them to do anything they didnât want to.
You had to actually build a relationship with them based on communication and respect for their discomfort.
I was utterly fascinated!
Our Therapy Bird project began in May 2018 with the loftâs remodel andÂ
Papillionâs conception.
Exactly a year later, we joined Patreon.
Since May 1, my darling patrons have alternately covered feed, supplements, nest material, flooring, maintenance, new blood, and veterinary visits.
Your support has allowed me to focus entirely on research, training, and documentation with out the distraction of wondering where Iâm going to come up with the funds for something unexpected like a new rescueâs vet bill.
In fact, our Rescues probably owe you the most thanks.
I can budget for things I know to expect, but planning for rescues is like planning for an accident:Â
You can prepare for the possibility to the best of your ability, but there is no scheduling it, no predicting its severity, and there is no convenient time to have one.
The contributions of my darling patrons have laid out cushions for birds like
Speedy
Pippin
And Panther
To have their parasites cleared out, be evaluated, and find their homes.
Thank you, so much, my darling Patrons.
Thank you for supporting our rescues and every aspect of my research into pigeons as Therapy birds.
This would be so much harder with out you.
If any of our answers or research into care, behavior, sociology, cognition, training, and bonding have helped you, please consider checking out https://www.patreon.com/TheRamseyLoft and joining our Patrons.
*if you buy potted flowers, make sure they arenât sprayed with pesticides (such as insecticides and Roundup or Glyphosate). The best way to be sure is to buy flowers labeled âorganicâ. The FDA regulates what can and canât carry that label based on their guidelines which prohibit harmful substances. If youâre growing from seeds, donât spray them yourself. And remember that compost makes the best home fertilizer!
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The bumblebee was officially added to the endangered species list.
 Please:
Go plant an organic flower native to wherever you are
Leave your âweedsâ alone they probably arenât hurting anything
Stop using/buying Roundup and all other insecticides, herbicides, pesticides.Â
If you have a bee problem (which almost never happens) call a local beekeeper! They will remove them safely free of charge
Bumblebees usually nest underground and just wanna be left alone! They wonât hurt you. To prevent destroying their habit during hibernation, avoid mowing yards until April or May. If you do mow, raise the blades to the highest setting
Please save my fat clumsy fuzzy friends I love them and theyâre very good pollinators.
oh no!! help my good friends
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specifically, itâs the Rusty-Patched Bumblebee, found throughout most of North America. you like tomatoes? blueberries? onions? hell yeah, i know i do. bumblebees are the main pollinator for those crops and many others, including some important livestock fodder plants like alfalfa and clover. for some of those theyâre the only known pollinator. itâs hard to understate their importance to agriculture and the ecosystem as a whole. support your bees.
an additional tip: if you donât have a place to plant flowers (or just arenât good with plants), you can just get some seed bombs. theyâre basically just a compressed ball of clay, peat moss, and seeds. wait until thereâs a good rain coming, find a bare patch of ground to throw them at, and watch the magic happen. you can order them online (in East Coast, Southeast, and Midwest flavors), or you can research local wildflowers and make your own. beautify the neighborhood and help the bees, everybody wins!
Vampires of the world beware!Â