coat "guy"

moderately canon-divergent rp blog of coat guy (nonbinary) from no i'm not a human. [mod is 28 and agender and has never done this before so pls be kind and read pinned]

[coat-thing-unofficial]

If only there was a little w-warmth...

rp/ask blog for my favourite visitor from no i'm not a human. vibe will be mostly canon with some added levity. headcanons/rules/etc below the cut

this is my first attempt at open rp on tumblr so please be kind and let me know if i do anything wrong, i'm chill (haha) and anxious and probably should've been playing cashier girl tbh. mod is 28 and nonbinary (any pronouns), and my main is @fairlylocalcryptid.

content warnings: game spoilers, canon-typical body horror and gore, passive suicidality, existentialism, mental illness, suggestive themes, some unhealthy shipping

open to: fluff, crack, serious stuff, shipping, suggestive/mature content WITH OTHER ADULTS, asks, dms, reblogs, fic prompts, canon characters, ocs

NO: inappropriate discussion of or with minor characters, inappropriate interaction from minor users, overly graphic nsfw (keep it M rated not E to use ao3 terms- unless discussed beforehand), screamers, irl gore or nsfw

tags:

#coldposting - in-character posts

#oocoat - ooc stuff

#fanart - other people's cool art (never mine, i can't draw)

headcanons:

muse is transfem but doesn't have time to think about that right now. uses any pronouns.

they're also pansexual but haven't thought about that much either.

they have a history of social exclusion, and their "secret" came into effect before the calamity started. their memory of how it happened is fuzzy.

visitors are constructs of Death, made for different purposes as part of...whatever she's doing (ending 9). coat guy's abyss leads to Her domain.

since the portal doesn't kill the protagonist and can be stopped by clothing, it's actually subconsciously under their control. it kills because they're worried about it killing. it didn't get the protag because coat guy sees him as kind of invulnerable.

all guests are in and out of the house as necessary, so anybody can interact

visitors are not always compelled to kill but have an unshakable obsession with death

[a-hermit-ish]

(hovers near you with wide eyes) She chose us both, you know.

"... Who?"

[coat-thing-unofficial]

"Y-you know...her."

[coat-thing-unofficial]

I am already in here, but thank you. That warms my scalp a little.

[lesalysscamps]

i think about him frequently

[nektoshur]

They went outside when the shops were open, when the houses weren't burning yet

[coat-thing-unofficial]

do youuuu have organs in thereeeee

i ljke organs :)

I...actually don't know? It doesn't look like there'd be room in there, but I can eat normally, and uh. Other things.

Either way I don't think I can er...donate them or anything. Sorry.

[coat-thing-unofficial]

Hello. It's been a while. I haven't felt much like talking. Did I miss anything interesting?

[catasters]

[warl0ck-arts]

Perfection.

[audhdspacewizard]

"I wish I had something that could store energy and also absorb vibrations."

The faithful and compressable spring:

[zombiepatch]

sorry guys

[inkymillie]

hes epic

[zombiepatch]

sorry guys

[coat-thing-unofficial]

Often the depressed sister and I will be the only ones awake in the living room, and it feels like when someone else catches you with your eyes open during prayers. I hope she can get some rest. I know I won't.

[adahellberry]

Я не буду заканчивать этот набросок

[coat-thing-unofficial]

ooc update

i likely won't be able to respond to anything until tuesday since there's a storm coming and they said they might turn the power off for safety. things have been a bit crazy preparing so i'm sorry if i missed anything, see you all in a bit <3

[coat-thing-unofficial]

hi everybody! i have internet again but i have a ton of work stuff to catch up on so i may be sporadically active. thanks for the kind wishes, my family and i are safe and only had minor damage/leaking of the house.

honestly the whole thing was a little ninah lol, it was pitch dark with the storm shutters closed and the lanterns made everything look bluish. in coat guy fashion i spent most of it curled up on the couch under blankets.

[coat-thing-unofficial]

no i'm not dead, just burned out from the everything. will be gradually back this week probably.

[parilan]

Званый ужин.

[thesuncanburnyourretina]

Uh, tllw mrtsg. Rg'h z orggov mlrhv rm gsv lgsvi illn, nzb R yv sviv mld? Sld ziv blf yvrmt?

[Good night. It's a little noise in the other room, may I be here now? How are you being?]

-he looks up at the shivering man in front of him, and his face lights up. He pats the floor next to where he was sitting, urging Coat Guy to take a seat next to him-

"Ls, svool! Lu xlfihv blf nzb hrg drgs nv. Gsrh xolhvg rh hnzoo, yfg rg xzm kilev gl yv xlnuligzyov. R zn wlrmt zh dvoo zh R xzm yv. Sld ziv blf, uirvmw?"

[TRANSLATED]

-he looks up at the shivering man in front of him, and his face lights up. He pats the floor next to where he was sitting, urging Coat Guy to take a seat next to him-

"Oh, hello! Of course you may sit with me. This closet is small, but it can prove to be comfortable. I am doing as well as I can be. How are you, friend?"

[coat-thing-unofficial]

He huddles down next to the foreigner, rubbing his arms for warmth (as usual).

Zoo trevh nv kilyovnh gsrh mrtsg. R zn tozw blf ziv dvoo. Tozw gl hvv blf zohl. 

[All gives me problems this night. I am glad you are well. Glad to see you also.]

[thesuncanburnyourretina]

-he smiles sympathetically-

"R zn hliib blf ziv szermt kilyovnh glmrtsg. Slkvufoob blf nzb urmw hlnv kvzxv sviv. R zn tozw gl hvv blf gll, uirvmw."

-he notices the constant shivering, and thinks for a moment-

"Dlfow z sft svok blf drgs blfi xlowmvhh?"

[TRANSLATED]

-he smiles sympathetically-

"I am sorry you are having problems tonight. Hopefully you may find some peace here. I am glad to see you too, friend."

-he notices the constant shivering, and thinks for a moment-

"Would a hug help you with your coldness?"

[coat-thing-unofficial]

This catches him so off guard he forgets to translate- "Oh, that would be very kind of you, but you don't have to do that. My, my clothes are a little smelly...everyone's been complaining about it today. I couldn't impose like that now."

[thesuncanburnyourretina]

(OOC: just for roleplay sake let's just say wireface can understand him because I said so LOL)

"R wl mlg nrmw gsv hnvoo! Gsv hnvoo lu yollw szh yvvm uroormt nb mlhv uli wzbh, hl R xzmmlg rnztrmv zmbgsrmt droo yv gll sliiryov."

-he leans over and wraps his arms around Coat Guy's shoulders-

"Ru blf drhs, blf xzm yliild nb sllwrv zilfmw nb mvxp. Uivhs xolgsvh ziv sziw gl xlnv yb, mld."

[TRANSLATION]

"I do not mind the smell! The smell of blood has been filling my nose for days, so I cannot imagine anything will be too horrible."

-he leans over and wraps his arms around Coat Guy's shoulders-

" you wish, you can borrow my hoodie around my neck. Fresh clothes are hard to come by, now."

[coat-thing-unofficial]

He gratefully accepts the hoodie, blushing slightly...violet?... and snuggles into the foreigner's arms with a sigh. "Gszmp blf. R'n...szkkb." [Thank you. I'm...happy.]

"Rh gsviv zmb sld R xzm svok blf nliv xlnulig, gll?"

[Is there any how I can help you more comfort, too?]

[thesuncanburnyourretina]

-he notices the Coat Guy starting to visibly relax a little, and smiles. He wraps his arms a little tighter around him-

"R zn tozw blf ziv szkkb. Wl blf uvvo zmb dzinvi?"

-he thinks for a moment-

"R wl mlg gsrmp hl. Ru blf ziv xlnuligzyov, gsvm R zn zohl xlnuligzyov."

[TRANSLATED]

-he notices the Coat Guy starting to visibly relax a little, and smiles. He wraps his arms a little tighter around him-

"I am glad you are happy. Do you feel any warmer?"

-he thinks for a moment-

"I do not think so. If you are comfortable, then I am also comfortable."

[coat-thing-unofficial]

"Bvh, R wl, gszmp blf." [Yes, I do, thank you.] He hums contentedly.

It's too early for him to be drifting off like this, but... his head lolls against the other's shoulder, and he soon finds himself in a much gentler dream than usual.

[thesuncanburnyourretina]

-he shifts slightly, not wanting to wake the Coat Guy, but also wanting to find a comfortable position himself. In the end, he just wraps an arm around him, and lean his head against the other's, also slowly drifting off. This is the happiest he's felt since before this whole...nightmare started-

OOC: Sorry for the late reply! I was really busy and didn't have much motivation, but i'm back at it now!

[coat-thing-unofficial]

ooc update

i likely won't be able to respond to anything until tuesday since there's a storm coming and they said they might turn the power off for safety. things have been a bit crazy preparing so i'm sorry if i missed anything, see you all in a bit <3

[coat-thing-unofficial]

hi everybody! i have internet again but i have a ton of work stuff to catch up on so i may be sporadically active. thanks for the kind wishes, my family and i are safe and only had minor damage/leaking of the house.

honestly the whole thing was a little ninah lol, it was pitch dark with the storm shutters closed and the lanterns made everything look bluish. in coat guy fashion i spent most of it curled up on the couch under blankets.