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26. she/her. local woods cryptid.

[sleepy-bebby]

[themoonandmyman]

to whom am I squeaking

[patheticperipatetic]

No, I don't think that's the one I'm--

[valtsv]

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

[valtsv]

a hoe never gets lyme disease

[perditionsflames]

[martindykewood]

im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day

[sliversoakley4]

[deadelated]

Bro you definitely added too much soy sauce. Change your name and move to a new city

[deadelated]

Just go missing bro it's ruined

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is great.

[oleskyfm]

(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out

[cognitohazardous]

every ad: hey, im a candid, friendly, conventionally attractive young adult. money is hard right now! have you heard of gambling?

[cheeso]

“the fffuuuu rage face guy is actually the funniest joke” says st peter at he casts you out of heavens pearly gates. you clasp your sweaty palms together. “you mocked it"he said. “you thought it was shit”

[spiralstaircased]

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....

[stupidpetface]

[konoe-archive-deactivated202108]

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh,, bleugjh,,,, ptoo…

[cowboy]

I can literally smell hundreds of spiders in this image

[slitherpunk]

the more girls you add to a story the more yuri situations you're able to produce.... something to consider

[pinketine]

There are actual tears in my eyes rn can you believe people are this stupid and walk among us all the time

[low-polly]

haven't you heard? it's punk to be a cog in the foreigner murdering machine now

[dracula1992soundtrack]

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

[bonivers]

And Now That You Don’t Have To Be Perfect You Can Be Good 2026

[jellogram]

The "Have you been here?" blog is the best gimmick blog because every post is like "Have you been to this remote convenience store in northeastern Latvia?" and the results are 99.9% no's but then you open the notes and there's 3-5 Latvians losing their absolute minds

[jellogram]

❗Achievement Unlocked: Summon 3-5 Latvians