My Happy Little Pill

Kalea Hope Mikaelson. Daughter to Elijah and Hayley Mikaelson. Sister to Victoria, Xavier, Tristan, Alicia, Alexandrea, Luke, Christopher, Kiara, Rosalea, India, Michael, Blake, Constance, Aurora, Annabelle, and Reagan. Best friend to Daphne, Madilyn, Jessalynn and Chris. Friend to Peter, September, Caleb, Violet, Madison, Cian, and Hayden. Luke's little sugar puff.

[michaelxmarshall-blog]

Some guy in some band from thirty years ago. I don’t know, they think he’s hot or something. I’m pretty sure one of them called him ‘perfection in black’ earlier, and I don’t really want to know what that means. That’s good. He’s…turning into what? Wait–our brothers are…doing what?

[kalea-mikaelson]

Wow. That’s all very...nice to say about him. Perfection in black? I don’t know what that means either and I don’t think I really want to know. A frantic mother so the whole Pierce family and Rebekah won’t kill him. Dangerous movie stunts. I don’t even know what they mean by that or what they plan on doing more or it...but it’s scary. For now they just keep falling and jumping off things. 

[momma-hayley-mikaelson]

That all sounds…interesting. I’m fine. Michael’s friend is afraid of me or something, and I’ve been listening to him give Eric ‘pep talk’ all day, which has been interesting. Rebekah has discovered Fall Out Boy and is not impressed. That’s been pretty funny, too. Oh, and two of your sisters and Josh have been grounded. Just for the record.

[kalea-mikaelson]

That’s good. Why would he be afraid of you? A ‘pep talk’? I bet it has. She discovered Fall Out Boy? Aren’t they like a rock band or something? I’ll have to listen to them but I already think I’ll agree with aunt Rebekah on this, Why are they grounded?

[michaelxmarshall-blog]

Ireland and Ali have been arguing over who gets Pete Wentz for nearly three hours and Eric’s scared of Mom, which is all…weird, but I’m alright. How are you?

[kalea-mikaelson]

Who? Wait, why do they get this guy? Eric is scared of Mom? Why? Oh, that’s good, I’m glad you’re alright. I’m pretty good. Caleb is turning into a frantic mother trying to take care of Daphne or Violet while they do new motorcycle tricks. And out brothers are performing what they call high and dangerous movie stunts which is actually concerning me. 

[momma-hayley-mikaelson]

How are you doing?

[kalea-mikaelson]

I’m doing good. It’s fun to see Luke and Christopher attempt ‘hard-core movie stunts’. Oh, and my two friends are trying to learn new motorcycle tricks and Caleb is turning into a mother running after them making sure they don’t get hurt or else he says bad things will happen. How are you doing? 

[michaelxmarshall-blog]

Hey.

[kalea-mikaelson]

Hey. How are you?

[momma-hayley-mikaelson]

Hi.

[kalea-mikaelson]

Hi, mommy. 

[momma-hayley-mikaelson]

They’re not that bad.

[kalea-mikaelson]

[michaelxmarshall-blog]

[kalea-mikaelson]

[momma-hayley-mikaelson]

Yeah, I’m fine…a little confused, and Michael is starting to get stressful, but other than that I’m good. How are you? 

[kalea-mikaelson]

Oh, I’m sorry. He is? Is he going to be alright? Well at least thats something good. I’m pretty good. Peter and Chris are teaching me how to use more of my abilities since they are both pretty good at it. Oh, and watching Daphne run over Luke while Madilyn talks about Issac and hows he’s an idiot but her favorite brother. It’s all pretty funny. 

[momma-hayley-mikaelson]

–Hey.

[kalea-mikaelson]

Hi...Are you alright, mommy?

[momma-hayley-mikaelson]

[kalea-mikaelson]

[bre--mikaelson-blog]

It’s…confusing and weird and I don’t really get it. Yeah, I mean I know your dad is clumsy sometimes, he tripped over his own feet yesterday and told me that I hadn’t to tell anyone. Woops. But my dad actually fell down the stairs. …He wants to be a Victoria’s secret model…that’s…interesting. Really interesting. I hope so too..but I might tell her. Just because I wanna see her reaction. …I sound cruel. ..He shut you out? Aw, he does? That’s adorable.  It shows he cares, but that’s quite worrying. ..I’ll have to talk to her. 

[kalea-mikaelson]

I know. Did he really? Wow... Yeah. I heard something about that how he keeps denying it and stuff. ...He does. He also said that when Dawn and him get married that he is going to be the one that plays barbies and is the dress up buddy with their kids. And I guess he's going to help Dawn be the 'woman' in the house by also cleaning it and stuff since he never get's tired. He has a list of all the possible name choices for their kids and is mad that Luke already knows. But I never said that...Actually you should tell her...that would be funny. ...Not really. Not shutting out shutting out. I was in his head, but he tried to get me out. ...That was a huge headache. He does. He doesn't admit it, but you can tell. Yeah, it is.

[bre--mikaelson-blog]

Oh my god. Why are the boys in this family, insane? I mean even my father can’t stand on his own two feet. He fell down the stairs last night, and is trying to tell himself he didn’t…or it was falling with style. I heard his conversations. …He needs bigger boobs. Right. How does he have a girlfriend? …Why is he worrying? What do I not know?  

[kalea-mikaelson]

I honestly wonder that everyday. Oh yeah, I heard about that from Madilyn. Yeah. He says he wants to be the new Victoria's Secret model sometime in his life. I honestly don't know. I'm hoping that she doesn't know about it. Well, I know it's something about Charlotte. Thats for sure. But when I tried to get into his head, all I could get was something about what Jack said to him. And then he shut me out before I could get anything else. I do know he cares about her a lot though, like a lot. And I know Peter is pacing in his room, but it's cute that he's worrying about her a lot. It shows he cares. 

[bre--mikaelson-blog]

…Wait a…Southern belle, dress? …Yeah…it makes no sense. It amazes me. So, how’s everything with Peter? I haven’t seen anyone to ask them. 

[kalea-mikaelson]

Yeah. He stole it from Leanne a long time ago, and has never given it back. Oh, and he took Mirela's bra today because he claims he needs bigger boobs so the dress flatters his figure more. ...It really doesn't. Oh, surprisingly he and the girl he likes kissed. I mean, he was happy about it but now he's worrying. ...Like a lot. He didn't even want to watch Titanic, or even Peter Pan. All he keeps doing is pacing but I'm sure it'll work out. 

[bre--mikaelson-blog]

..It got better but um yeah fine. How are you? 

[kalea-mikaelson]

Well that's good. That it got better. I'm good. Christopher is having a tea party right now in his 'Southern Belle' dress...which is very amusing yet disturbing. ...I still can't believe he has a girlfriend.

[bre--mikaelson-blog]

Hi. 

[kalea-mikaelson]

How is everything. 

[bre--mikaelson-blog]

[kalea-mikaelson]

Hey.