scaramouche kinnie

this tumblr is from 7+ years ago and im reclaiming it with my latest interests dont clown me

[traynors-blog]

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

[phastos]

I   R E M E M B E R   A L L   O F   T H E M….

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[cryohedron]

I wonder what kind of loot I’ll drop when I die

[pangodillo]

new ask meme, tell me what kind of loot I’ll drop when I die

[kaleidoscopeskies]

Steve: "How about if we-"

Bucky: "no."

Steve : "i didn't even say anything yet"

Bucky : "okay, what were you gonna say"

Steve : "okay, so. I was thinking I'd jump off a -"

Bucky: [w/ a megaphone pointed directly in Steve's ear] "nO."

[gavelemoji]

awwww. good boy. good.             ██   █████  ██ stop eat██ garbage, boy.                     okay? okay. 

[usbghost-blog]

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

[fuzzycricket]

that’s because we actually need bees

[girff]

[shydogblue]

source?

[artbooksnat]

Bungou Stray Dogs (文豪ストレイドッグス)

Atsushi Nakajima and Osamu Dazai (with his one-track mind…) made the back cover and fold-out poster for Spoon.2Di Magazine Vol. 12 (eBay | Amazon Japan), with gorgeous new art by chief animation director Hiroki Kanno (菅野宏紀). More designs were part of the 12-page feature.

[kaleidoscopeskies]

me, after years of playing animal crossing: THEY'RE PORCUPINES BECAUSE THEY HAVE SEWING NEEDLES

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

tumblr is so funny bc u could have 20,000 followers but then only get 3 notes on some posts which is basically the equivalent of performing a song in front of a sold out arena and hearing like…2 people clapping and one weak cheer

[iwannabeadored]

hey since I just told a friend this and they found it helpful: if you’re having hallucinations and are having trouble distinguishing what’s real and what’s not, use your phone’s camera and take a picture of the thing you might be hallucinating. cameras don’t hallucinate.

[iwannabeadored]

hey maybe reblog this for other neurodivergent people to see please?

[heijian]

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

[parkway-nosedive]

there are two ways to read this

[chuckspinkshoes]

Carpooling with the Winter Soldier vs Carpooling with Bucky Barnes

[kaleidoscopeskies]

Me:I'm fine

People:You don't look fine

Me:Then stop looking

[classicsnake]

THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

[iguanamouth]

look again

[kittyseb]

This whole scene of Bucky on the streets of Bucharest kills me, every time. Here’s why:

You can see he looks apprehensive, stressed right here. And it’s because he hears a siren, presumably police. He’s on high alert because he’s just waiting for the day that those sirens come for him.

And here he is after the (police) car with the siren passes by him. He’s relieved, a little shaken. He swallows, breathes, and gathers himself a little.

ANNNDDD then he spots the guy across the street who’s staring at him, and you can see his stomach drop and he visibly tenses again. It’s a nightmare come to life. And I’m saying “a nightmare” because sadly, this probably isn’t his worst nightmare.

And his breathing picks up, and he looks so afraid, his tiny bit of peace, whatever peace he can get, is shattered. He always knew this day would come, but he had hoped he’d have more time. And it breaks my fucking heart.

And I have to say biiiiiggg KUDOS to Sebastian Stan for acting out all the minutiae of Bucky’s facial expressions and body language. Because HOLY SHIT there was a lot of stuff going on in Bucky’s internal dialogue.