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[simzart]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theehorsepusssy]

[godisafujoshi]

[tgirl-subway-the-dark-ages]

[nongunktional]

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

[vampirejuno]

Watching the mummy 1999 for shits and giggles, thought it'd be fun to bitch abt the inaccurate hieroglyphs now that I know smth abt all that. Disappointed and disgusted to find out that they hired an egyptologist consultant and the hieroglyphs are actually well done. Night ruined

[kushblazer666]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

incredible out of context screenshot

[bethanythebogwitch]

From Bluesky

[jamieismyjaceherondalelightwood]

THE NOISE I JUST MADE.

Aelin: I will, when you're soaking in the bath and don't smell like a vagrant.

Rowan: If memory serves, you smelled even worse when we first met. And I didn't shove you into the nearest trough in Varese.

Aelin: Funny.

Rowan: You made my eyes water for the entire damn journey to Mistward.

[scherrauthor-deactivated2026050]

I hate how niche my favorite show is!! Everybody go watch Summer Camp Island (you’re welcome)

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Almost choked laughing at this anti vax post

[saturncoyote]

Love referring to characters who are never seen without each other as "bonded pairs" like yuuuup. if you put these two in separate cages they're gonna get real sad and anxious and possibly violent too, one of em is biting the bars as we speak. you gotta adopt both of them or none at all, it is encouraged that you take them both. they are most likely to thrive if they stick together. it is easier for them to get used to new environments and situations because they have each other. they do everything together because they love each other so so much. you COULD separate them but it's gonna do a lot of psychological damage and it's gonna lead to a lot of issues and there's a big possibility they'll never be the same again

[saturncoyote]

stretched out Creek was meant to dissuade you people from reblogging this post and yet it has not worked, do you WANT him in your house ????

[saturncoyote]

favorite tags so far

[redlipstickresurrected]

Shou Xin aka 手訫 aka Xin Shou (Chinese, based Henan, China) - A group of mischievous little line-drawn cats is pouncing your way!, Drawings: Pencil, Eraser, and small Knives for added texture

[oliviawebsite]

found a person from 1689 using tumblr

[daftpatience]

we're rewatching adventure time right now :)

[keepinventory]

sees art with thick smooth line art: ah yes i want my art to look like that

sees art with sketchy thin line art: ah yes i want my art to look like that

sees lineless art: ah yes i want my art to

[keepinventory]

…… this isn’t my post. i didnt makethis post. why does it say i made this post

[faunlord]

not to be boring and solve the fun mystery but it says that bc it’s a “chat” post, not a text post. which used to not include the OP’s username, so tumblr assigned you op I Guess (source: i made this post in 2014)

[keepinventory]

thank you for giving me custody of this post 🙏 i just picked it up from elementary school and tomorrow it has soccer practice