I put the sass in Saskatchewan

I am Liza. I blather. Here are little bits of it. Canadian. Genderqueer. Too young to feel this old. they/them/their.

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[silverfoxstole]

Happy Anniversary to the Eighth Doctor and the TV Movie!

[yayster-deactivated20181019]

Perhaps there was a reason we didn’t see Turlough’s drawing in The Five Doctors…!

Someone keep me away from the computer

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[lizawithazed]

Reblogging this before tumblr removes it for having tomato in it

[mousegard]

so many people i follow follow you and i always think your username is mousegrad like leningrad or something.

this is the greatest anon ask to have graced my tumblr inbox since the hyperrealistic nipple tattoo anon from like 10 years ago

[mousegard]

share if you're an oldhead who remembers the hyperrealistic nipple tattoo anon

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[fantashic]

Average Deep Space Nine A plot: "What are you willing to sacrifice for the chance at a better world? Who are you willing to hurt? Will the pain you cause now outweigh the peace that it might bring? When both choices are bad, and you do what you think is best, can you live with yourself after? Could you live with yourself if you made the opposite choice?"

Average Deep Space Nine B plot: "What do we do with all this hot sauce!?"

[lizawithazed]

@reginaldqueribundus

[succubusboyfriend]

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[hbmmaster]

one of those false etymology posts but with the actual etymology of the word

[hbmmaster]

I was today years old when I realized helicopter is helico- (as in helix) -pter (as in pterodactyl) 😂

[hbmmaster]

sooo was anyone going to tell me that the -ter in daughter is the same suffix as the -ther in mother father and brother but under an exception to grimm's law or like

[hbmmaster]

OMG WAIT I FIGURED IT OUT

IT'S "LASER" BECAUSE IT'S LIGHT AMPLIFICATION BY STIMULATED EMISSION OF RADIATION

WHAT???

[red-rax]

Wait so “Cyborg” is short for “CYBernetic ORGanism”? That makes so much sense!

[lizawithazed]

I am exhausted trying to stay awake is so hard also I want sushi shut up grammer checker I'm doing this on purpose I'm too tired for punctuation

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[freakoutgirl]

I don't trust anyone with my vulnerability except 10,000 strangers on Tumblr

[happyheidi]

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[polishwave]

[savyir-genesizz-the-wizard]

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

follower cleanse, just in case:

- fuck trump

- fuck jk rowling

- fuck maga

- fuck elon musk

- fuck ice

- fuck ai

- fuck terfs

- it’s cool to punch nazis

- feminism is awesome! radfeminism is not

- transphobia is real

- transandrophobia is real

- transmisogyny is real

- no group is more or less oppressed than anyone else. it’s not a contest. if you are oppressed, you are. if you aren’t, you aren’t.

- no one is illegal, and especially not on stolen land

- eat the rich

- kindness is punk

- art is the product of human emotion

- labels are just that, let people exist and use the labels they want

- all pronouns are valid

- all trans people are valid

- trans men are men

- trans women are women

- non binary people are people

- agender people are also people

- genderfluid people are valid too

- all genderqueer individuals are valid

- no one ever has to tell you their agab

- everyone is equal

- asexuals and ace-specs are valid

- asexuals and ace-specs that have sex are still valid as asexual/ace-spec people

- aromantics and aro-specs are valid

- aromantics and aro-specs that date are still valid as aromantic/aro-spec

- let people like what they like. if it doesn’t hurt real people then it doesn’t matter

- just because you don’t like something doesn’t mean that something is always a bad thing

- respect is not optional.

a few updates:

- free palestine

- black lives matter

- i did not mourn charlie kirk, instead i reblogged memes about him and his death

another edit because i can’t believe i forgot to add this but i just remembered:

- intersex people are valid!

- everyone deserves gender affirming care

[answrs]

y'all if any of you have issues with heat sores from bed (or just being overheated in general, I'm in chronic pain groups so I like to clearly specify it's helpful for people who are bedbound/have limited or restricted movement, especially due to heat sensitivity in the summer) Aldi's FINALLY HAS THE COOLING PADS AGAIN!!!! they're fantastic for slapping on your mattress, don't leak and don't need to be pre-frozen, and the cooling lasts a good 6-8 hrs and refreshes itself over the next couple of hours. I get 2 or 3 and rotate them through the night/whenever I'm stuck in bed for the day, by the time one states getting hot the other one is ready to go. and since it's meant for dog claws it's not gonna pop on you because you scratched it with a hangnail or whatever. (also you can wipe it with a wet towel to clean it if need-be). they're FIFTEEN USD and they last for several months of daily usage (mine eventually died about a year later, but unfortunately they didn't sell them last year and it was Pure Hell™ 🥲)

tldr: Aldi's is selling cooling mats for 15 USD and they're a fuckin godsend if you're someone that has issues with heat or need help cooling your bed/recliner/etc.

[lizawithazed]

@mikermccall worth looking into if it's available up here?