force from the world a patient smile

charlie. 29. he/they. aquarius. show me a hero and i'll write you a tragedy.

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[zmeess]

sword and shield

tip jar!

[dateamonster]

messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.

[greelin]

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

[greelin]

this was meant to be romantic but now i’m realizing it reads more like. a threat

[gvalesdraws]

here i abandon my own self

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[demi-shoggoth]

The children yearn to be Mewtwo

[bitchi4mwillywonka]

dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[dysphoria-things]

(no beers in) do you guys think i'm redeemable

[stranglerfigpudding]

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

[usetothis]

Wanna hangout and maybe you can kill me or something

[bunni420]

at the core of the earth there is a rabbit

[verylilidiot]

what does it do there?

[bunni420]

the usual

[probablybadrpgideas]

Detect evil but it becomes increasingly clear that whoever calibrated it had some really weird moral stances.

[dragoryu3000]

Yeah, his name was Gary Gygax

[oceantoyz]

To battle!!!

[silkysousaphone]

TO BATTLE!!!!

[chapadganju]

problematic hope gap