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What songs i would describe the yugos with/give them to

Croatia-Fa fa fašista(Plavi orkestar)

Serbia-Panteri(Vulović Roki)

Montenegro-Da ne beše nikšićana(Baja Mali Knindza)

Bosnia-Gospodska ulica(Boris Režak)

Macedonia-Iluzija(Toše Proeski)

Slovenia-Papucar(Mortal combat)

Vojvodina-Madjarica(Zdravko colic)

Herzegovina-Jos jedna pesma o maloj garavoj(Djordje Balašević)

Srpska-Knindze Krajišnici(Baja Mali Knindza)

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Posting shit i did that I regret now but that also remind me of yugotalia characters so this is how i think they would have repeated my mistakes:

Srpska: Moved out to live alone at 15 only to go back to living with my parents before uni, except he moved out of bosnias house to serve the army at 19 and then come back

Vojvodina: went to a hungarian speaking school for 5 years only to remember "elmehetek a WCre" and eventually how to count to 10 but thats abt it, except she went to a german speaking one {during austrohungarian rule prob}

Serbia: moved to Austria for a couple of months at 16 just to get a driving license 2 years earlier but ended up getting scared to death by the 7 lane autobahn and never even think abt driving ever again. Just croatia wouldev def actually drove on the autobahn and prob unalive someone in the process

Slovenia: cut my bangs and colored half blue and half pink in 2020 for god knows what reason and still cant grow out my bangs to be the same length again. Except his hair actually grew back 🥲

Kosovo: had to get the same piercing twice bc I lost my first piercing and couldnt find it on time so i needed to get it at the same place as the last one then lose it again and be too emberrased to go back to that parlor so i just quit on the idea of having a piercing. Just i think kosovo would do the piercing himself btp

Croatia: promised i wouldnt go to a gymnasium and then continue to law school, ended up finishing a gymnasium and enrolling into law uni, except i genuenly doubt he finished uni. MAYBE a private one if the EU forced him to but theres no way he would step into a state run one. Tho since vucic is the guy that ordered for my uni to be renovated im just glad the canopy didnt collapse on my head yet

Bosnia: Jumped of the fucking 2 meter high board and somehow got hearing damage. But hes more tuff than me, so instead of a normal pool he prob jumped from the mostar bridge head first and got a concussion

Montenegro: letting my parents paint over a wall in my room that had a metallica mural on it and being to lazy to paint it again so i just put up posters on my wall, except he would either leave the wall empty or paint his family tree on it. Maybe put framed photos of his past rulers or make it an icon wall

Herzegovina: write over 50 fanfics in 2024 and then delete every single one under the excuse it was "too cringe" {wich wouldntev been that bad if i didnt promise several ppl that i will show them then delete them before showing them so i dissapointed both them and myself :') } but she wouldev actually kept them and lie abt deleting them bc of all the trigger warnings she would need to put if she showed anyone or couldev faced genuine legal trouble lmao

I wish I could delete all of this from my life and be reborn in january 2025 and start all over again

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If Dante knew abt yugotalia he would write the 10th circle of hell

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I already did my lore drop post 1 or 2 days ago as yugotalia characters so i will do a second part of that post as lore drop specifically of what I did during highschool

Croatia: While eating at lunch time i had a lip piercing that I accedently swallowed but I didnt realise It until I shat it out the next day

Serbia: I didnt want to go home but I didnt have anymore classes so i snuck into one of my friends classes and hid in the closet in the corner of the classroom until the teacher noticed and threw me out

Srpska: skiped PE for 6 months and still had the highest grade in my class

Vojvodina: Got sent back home for breaking the schools computer by reading yaoi fanfics from a third party site

Macedonia: wrote a fanfic abt my teachers having a threesome with a friend and lost the paper somewhere in the teachers classroom

Slovenia: witnessed two guys giving eachother head in the bathroom stall (except he wouldev asked to join)

Kosovo: got called sekta and sahrana for doing scene make up and dying my hair purple by a group that collectivly didnt go to church since they got baptised at age 2 and dress like walking highlighters

Herzegovina: accedently broke a window of a random person that lived near the school by throwing a rock from the football court over the fence

Bosnia: skiped school to start a fire on a random field near a farm

Montenegro: got kicked out of class bc I brought Sarma and pickles

[burntoutcandel]

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Serbian couple from the village of Kraljevac, Banatska Crna Gora, Romania, 1907. Radivoj Simonović

“I also came to know certain pages of the village Decameron. Girls whose brothers guarded them from every breeze, and who, until marriage, had never taken a scythe, a hoe, or a pitchfork into their hands.

They went to the communal well and carried water back on shoulder yokes, swaying at the waist like caryatids. Their eyes had a dark veil to them, like the color of blue plums covered in dust. They had a cheerful laughter that I still sometimes hear in dreams. They were beautiful, far more beautiful than people in the city imagine.

Only after marriage, through hard labor and miscarriages, that beauty quickly faded, turning those lovely girls into stooped, withered women. Poor nourishment and poverty smothered the song within them. And often, too, the husbands’ slaps, which, in Banat, were not spared.”

— Miloš Crnjanski, The Lyrics of Ithaca “The Sickle in the Sky”

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It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Sometimes i wake up with cold sweat remembering i have this acc