I already did my lore drop post 1 or 2 days ago as yugotalia characters so i will do a second part of that post as lore drop specifically of what I did during highschool
Croatia: While eating at lunch time i had a lip piercing that I accedently swallowed but I didnt realise It until I shat it out the next day
Serbia: I didnt want to go home but I didnt have anymore classes so i snuck into one of my friends classes and hid in the closet in the corner of the classroom until the teacher noticed and threw me out
Srpska: skiped PE for 6 months and still had the highest grade in my class
Vojvodina: Got sent back home for breaking the schools computer by reading yaoi fanfics from a third party site
Macedonia: wrote a fanfic abt my teachers having a threesome with a friend and lost the paper somewhere in the teachers classroom
Slovenia: witnessed two guys giving eachother head in the bathroom stall (except he wouldev asked to join)
Kosovo: got called sekta and sahrana for doing scene make up and dying my hair purple by a group that collectivly didnt go to church since they got baptised at age 2 and dress like walking highlighters
Herzegovina: accedently broke a window of a random person that lived near the school by throwing a rock from the football court over the fence
Bosnia: skiped school to start a fire on a random field near a farm
Montenegro: got kicked out of class bc I brought Sarma and pickles
biggest difference between 2021 me and 2025 me is that my "reblogs :)" tag would be "reblogs :-)" or "reblogs (:" nowdays. unfortunately i am forever stuck with "reblogs :)"
I think this probably needs a warning but it's nothing that bad
Serbia: Broke an entire razor in half with my bare hands over a minor inconvenience. I still have it and it's my prized possession.
Croatia: suicidebaited this girl who was like 3 years older than me because i found out she was sending me anonhate (in my defense I was barely 14)
Montenegro: I fell asleep in class all the time and my teachers complained about it constantly and basically forced my parents to get me medically checked out and that's how we found out i probably can't digest food the way i should be
Montenegro again: Fell asleep with a big gash on me because I didn't believe in bandaids and got surprised when there was blood on my clothes
Herzegovina: I physically fought every boy from my 8th grade class at least once and i won against all of them despite them being jacked and me never stepping foot in a gym (still havent)
Bosnia: I played pokemon for 14 hours straight without eating or drinking anything. multiple times
N. Macedonia: I've had multiple people regularly ask me to call them "good boy"
Slovenia: When i was like 10 everyone would compliment my boobs irl so i posted them online and i got compliments on them so i thought ab selling them and then realized i have no idea how to set up online payment he's getting this because I want to see his boobs
Kosovo: Tried to run away from home but i made it an hour before i turned back because I got stressed from seeing someone else on the street
Vojvodina: Got murked in the face by a volleyball while laughing at how bad the other team was
R. Srpska: the word for "hit" (your child) and a type of food in my native language is the same and when my mother was threatening my brother I heard the word for the food and I said "I want to eat!!!" and it shocked her so bad she froze up and I thought she wasn't going to give me it and I started sobbing and wailing. I was like 5
R. Srpska again: I would drink shampoo until I was like 13
Moldova: Ate 7 lollipops before bed and woke up the next day in incredible pain and once again ate an unbelievable number of lollipops
Albania: I can't stop eating raw dough / batter. this is current event Help me
Romania: I've been learning French for over a decade and I can only count to ten. I have to take a French learning exam soon
Romania again: Had throw up splashback onto my face and i spent 40 minutes crying and washing my face
Greece: There was a pet store by my middle school and I would always go there during breaks to pet the animals even though my break was 45 minutes and the pet store was a 20 minute walk both ways
Bulgaria: Helped my ex shoplift because he was being an idiot and then reprimanded him after we left the store for shoplifting because that wasn't a moral thing to do (he cheated on me later)
Turkey: Dropped my sandwich at the ground and decided to go retrieve it later (it was wrapped in aluminium foil) only to come back 5 mins later and find seagulls had ravaged the whole thing. That's how i found out seagulls like chicken
scab lore drop (from exclusively the balkans) as yugotalia characters
serbia: cured my cold with a shot of rakija
bosnia: everyone at my old school thought i was so weird they all genuinely thought i was on drugs including the teachers and i had to tell the school nurse to stop telling people i did coke
croatia: got hate crimed and then plotted for their downfall for an entire year and then stole their best friend and told everyone she was my fan and she told everyone i did coke
slovenia: drunkingly cut myself bangs with kitchen scissors ans looked like a coconut for 2 months
macedonia: moved to the balkans alone at 17 to be #quirky and #different
montengeo: once slept for 36 hours straight woke up and went back to bed
herzegovina: have beat a man
srpska: told my parents i wanted to go meet my best friend in europe then flew accros the ocean via four budget airlines and crossed two borders including one by foot while getting a ride from a serb and croat taxi driver who had to coordinate to go meet up with da huzz i met online and later had to flee the country as his parents found out everything
also bonus srpska: was used as a bad example in a bosnian madrasa
vojvodina: when i was 12 my dad found my wattpad and asked why i liked reading about gay men
kosovo : school threatened to test us for weed so i drank so much water i cleared myself in 3 days (usually takes two weeks)
bonus kosovo but this is a recent story: hit a bong and coughed so hard that i grabbed the first drink i saw which was straight bourbon then almost violently puked everyone
Posting shit i did that I regret now but that also remind me of yugotalia characters so this is how i think they would have repeated my mistakes:
Srpska: Moved out to live alone at 15 only to go back to living with my parents before uni, except he moved out of bosnias house to serve the army at 19 and then come back
Vojvodina: went to a hungarian speaking school for 5 years only to remember "elmehetek a WCre" and eventually how to count to 10 but thats abt it, except she went to a german speaking one {during austrohungarian rule prob}
Serbia: moved to Austria for a couple of months at 16 just to get a driving license 2 years earlier but ended up getting scared to death by the 7 lane autobahn and never even think abt driving ever again. Just croatia wouldev def actually drove on the autobahn and prob unalive someone in the process
Slovenia: cut my bangs and colored half blue and half pink in 2020 for god knows what reason and still cant grow out my bangs to be the same length again. Except his hair actually grew back 🥲
Kosovo: had to get the same piercing twice bc I lost my first piercing and couldnt find it on time so i needed to get it at the same place as the last one then lose it again and be too emberrased to go back to that parlor so i just quit on the idea of having a piercing. Just i think kosovo would do the piercing himself btp
Croatia: promised i wouldnt go to a gymnasium and then continue to law school, ended up finishing a gymnasium and enrolling into law uni, except i genuenly doubt he finished uni. MAYBE a private one if the EU forced him to but theres no way he would step into a state run one. Tho since vucic is the guy that ordered for my uni to be renovated im just glad the canopy didnt collapse on my head yet
Bosnia: Jumped of the fucking 2 meter high board and somehow got hearing damage. But hes more tuff than me, so instead of a normal pool he prob jumped from the mostar bridge head first and got a concussion
Montenegro: letting my parents paint over a wall in my room that had a metallica mural on it and being to lazy to paint it again so i just put up posters on my wall, except he would either leave the wall empty or paint his family tree on it. Maybe put framed photos of his past rulers or make it an icon wall
Herzegovina: write over 50 fanfics in 2024 and then delete every single one under the excuse it was "too cringe" {wich wouldntev been that bad if i didnt promise several ppl that i will show them then delete them before showing them so i dissapointed both them and myself :') } but she wouldev actually kept them and lie abt deleting them bc of all the trigger warnings she would need to put if she showed anyone or couldev faced genuine legal trouble lmao
I wish I could delete all of this from my life and be reborn in january 2025 and start all over again
i thought the "hetalia/yugotalia never leaves u!!" stuff was a joke but here i am over half a decade later adding them onto my strawpage for a completely non-hetalia account despite not having interacted regularly with hetalia in the ~3 years. fml.
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