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littlemissjasmine:

“Huh? Oh god, sorry! I literally didn’t see you there…I was just working on my lesson plans….”

“By the lake that the town usually frequents to? It’s going to get packed soon.”

og-hybridgrayson:

“You could try, love. That would be amusing.”

“I don’t know if to laugh or actually try to choke you out, you smug bastard.”

“Don’t be a creep.”

"Oh, you're one of those... You're a starfish, useless and lazy."

arrowsandclaws:

“Well you shouldn’t!”

“Oh but I did and my hunch was correct.”

arrowsandclaws:

“Possibly”

“And you told me not to assume, pfft.”

“I’m going to choke you out.”

I don’t need to have big titties to please a man unlike you need a big dick. Size matters.

“You’re such a child.”

“Look, Itty bitty, I don’t want to have to look away just because you can’t keep clothes on.”

“Look you punk, you’re getting me a bad of chips.”

“Want something?”

“Cover up, your package is embarrassing.”

“Yes, it’s a word now and that’s your name not mine. Now go get me a bag, you ass.”

"You so owe me, cunty!"

arrowsandclaws:

“Mr. Kitty cat to you”

“So I was right, ha.”

“Oh was this yours? —-Well mine now.”

“What the fuck, dude. You took my last bag of bbq chips.”

arrowsandclaws:

“I also didn’t know you didn’t understand sarcasm”

“I have to admit, that one did fly way over my head. I like you kitty cat.”

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