call me 'your highness'

Kalliope ~ High Priestess of her Lady Underground ~ Divination is my Game ~ OC

[gehennaabsolute]

kallycard started following you

And a hello to you, new follower!

My name is Gehenna, local mercenary and patron saint of tattoos and lesbians.

[kallycard]

wooahhooo, another saint for me to worship then! interestingggg

im kalliope!!! nice to meet you!

[gehennaabsolute]

Oh? Would that make you a priestess or something of the sort?

I’m not a true saint unfortunately due to my nature as a demon. They’re more like unofficial titles!

[kallycard]

snorts

a demon is still a being of sorts and i am bound to serve as such!!! unofficial titles or not, theyre p becoming ;)

i am indeed a priestess, the highest one in my following!

[gehennaabsolute]

kallycard started following you

And a hello to you, new follower!

My name is Gehenna, local mercenary and patron saint of tattoos and lesbians.

[kallycard]

wooahhooo, another saint for me to worship then! interestingggg

im kalliope!!! nice to meet you!

[phantomrin]

Tarot -21- The World

[tortuko]

[kallycard]

hiii i hope everyone has a nice day and also dies bc i fkin lost the sacrifice again and i need one

[showerthoughtsofficial]

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

[atlastheninth]

5 times you didn’t die and one time you did

[mjalti]

my life is like Chopped except it’s God up there going “here’s a set of 4 mystery ingredients: some form of illness, zero disposable income, an ambiguous sense of self, 4 day old pasta….. you have 30 minutes to come up with some sort of life, with quality. ice cream machine broke”

[little-stimmy-things]

[onthegowitch-deactivated2017111]

the perfect gift for any witch <3

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

two boys cracking open a cold one five feet apart cos they’re not gay

[emjaydoubleyou]

Get To UnKnow The Blogger!

anonymously forget something about me

[goatfrog]

wake me up (before you go go) can’t wake up (before you go go) save me (don’t leave me hanging on like a yo yo)

[bace-jeleren]

To some people you’re an NPC

To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.

[losingfrequencies-deactivated20]

i’m the warioware minigame where you have to stick the finger up the nose. 

[kinb0shi]

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[karnalesbian]

i cant use ‘id take a bullet for you’ as an expression of strong affection anymore because all my friends know that i would take a bullet for anything. id take a bullet for a chipmunk. id take a bullet just for the sake of taking the bullet

[fairyrealms-deactivated20150216]

[galadariel]

it’s back

[the-female-gaymer]

will this never get explained to me???

[cryingoverspilled-milk]