And Action!

Summary: The concept for this story is that the FFVII Advent Children 'cast' are real people, playing different versions of themselves on screen. Mature content. This is a trilogy, part one is Casting Call, part two is And Action!, part three is That's A Wrap! Disclaimer: I have no affiliation with Square Enix, who owns all the rights to Final Fantasy VII and its characters. This is strictly a non-commerical endeavor, I make no money from this.

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Writers’ groups are nice, except when you get at least 10 more ideas for stories EVERY time you visit...

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So I’m trying to look up sex slave outfits for a story, wtf is a woman dressed as video game Mario included in the results?

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More wardrobe choices for my characters in That 70s Show story, the blonde is Elena, the dark-haired gal is wearing Scarlet’s outfit, and the guy is what I had in mind for Sephiroth’s outfit.

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Aerith’s outfits in my That 70s Show story, the green dress is her work dress, the one above her Crisis Core outfit is the one she wore to the beach party in the beginning of the story.

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Stupid plot bunnies...I just want to write more Reno, but other stupid characters keep interfering...

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I’m feeling kinda cranky and this is really how I feel so I’m just gonna go ahead and say it: Cloud Strife is a whining piece of crap! Anyone who thinks he’s anything but a joke is a joke themselves!

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I do love my OTPs, but I prefer a well-done story. I’ve noticed some readers don’t seem to care how their OTPs are together, as long as they are. Not sure if it’s more sad or disturbing.

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Wow...I didn't think it was possible, but I might have finally hit my shame level with this story: Title: Food For ThoughtRating:  Mature Archive Warning:  Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category:  Gen Fandom:  Compilation of Final Fantasy VII Characters:  Cloud Strife, Rufus Shinra, Tifa Lockhart Additional Tags:  Grocery Shopping, Food Kink, Don't Judge Me, I Don't Even Know, What Have I Done Language:  English https://archiveofourown.org/works/14448540I'm not going to stop writing or anything, I just feel kinda weird about it :-)

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Best part about being a writer, you can look up crazy stuff and have a perfectly valid reason for it when the Feds come busting down your door...

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Crap I can’t remember what I wanted to post today, oh well...I blame the smoke, starting controlled burns today and the smoke is already getting bad.

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I second this!

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Happy Earth Day everyone!

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No, I would not want my favorite characters in my preferred fandoms to be real. They’d effing kill me for what I’ve done to them in my stories.

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Thought for the Day

I've realized what my muse is. They are in fact twin Siamese cats(like the ones from Disney's Lady and the Tramp), called Miss Fit and Miss Chief. They are forms of Eris(goddess of strife/discord) sent to torment me by chasing damned plot bunnies into me ALL...THE...TIME! That's why I've been churning out 3-5 stories per month since last February. Even when I'm just updating tags on an old story to add the Inappropriate Humor one, and I notice there's a tag for 'inappropriate erections' and I can't help but wonder how I can write a story for that tag...they're evil and have no shame I tell you! They even have just about ruined reading other stories for me by constantly going on about how I *know* I want to write it differently...even fiction books I've loved for years.

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Life is calling...

Working on getting things back on track for me, re-reading one of my earlier fics that was left where it could have been continued, but was also finished enough to be considered done, and it’s so great...I need to finish my stories!

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I hate knowing I have to do stuff the next day, have trouble sleeping then. Got maybe 3 hours sleep last night at best.

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What’s been going on...

Health hasn’t been good lately, and of course it happens when I’ve got a lot going on that I have to deal with. Anyways, I’m having trouble figuring tumblr out, so you’ll just have to search for my stories on FFN or AO3, both under Kalta79 username. Hope everyone had a happy Easter!