nineties soul

* : 🚀 ･ﾟ — stay golden, stay broken

[elsa-the-viking-queen-deactivat]

[kalums]

camilcs:

What’s life without pressure though? Sometimes challenges are good, to be entirely honest here. Otherwise things would be a little bit too simple, ya feel? Um, yes please? I love Disneyland so much. Eleven? Gee, thanks. That’s impressive.

Uhh, probably really relaxing. I dunno, I think I’d be chill with life if it was smooth sailing. Maybe I’d regret saying that if life actually became super simple. Make ‘em biannual trips, then. Let’s just put headquarters in Disneyland.

[kalums]

       Foxy grandpa. Shit, be careful with who you say that to, mate. Next thing ya’ know it’ll be all they call ya. I know, right. Bit fuckin’ disrespectful of me, innit. Sorry ma !! Eh, I’m jealous of you doin’ nothing, so we’re equal, I reckon. But I’m sure you have quite a few weird fans, yourself. It’ll become a daily occurrence, essentially.

I think I could live with it though. It’s something different. I wanna coin it as my thing. Honestly, though. You need an attitude adjustment. I think we should switch lives for a day. You can do nothing and then I can go see how much trouble I can get into as you. Yeah, but yours seem weirder. Just by a touch.

[kalums]

camilcs:

Hm, sounds good to me. Why the hell not eh? It was cute, don’t have your doubts, it was better than the lame shit I really started with. Veeeery true. All smiles here at the corporation. Good, I’m very glad I can be an amazing boss. Ten out of ten, would recommend. 

There’s just a lot of pressure to come up with cute names for your fans. I mean, I don’t wanna disgrace your business. We should an annual company trip to Disneyland. That sounds like a good businesswoman decision, I think. Then I’d give you eleven out of ten.

[kalums]

camilcs:

Ah bless the dairy fans, do I call them dairies like fairies but-.. better? Damn, who knows. Ack. Very true though, oh well. Only have to be positive, really. Yes, of course you do.

How about the dairy fairies? I dunno, I suck at coming up with cute names for things. That’s probably a pretty good outlook on things. Better than a negative one, obviously. I love working here. I’m gonna give you an amazing review.

[kalums]

camilcs:

Dunno, just wouldn’t want to strike a nerve or something. Not all people are dumb, though. Ugh, fine. Take your time, or as much as you need. I’ll be a good boss.

The Dairy Queen fans are gonna come after you. Nah, definitely not all people. Just a lot of them, I’ve noticed. You’re the best boss ever. I get weekends and holidays off, right?

[kalums]

camilcs:

I mean, dunno-.. some things I guess aren’t worth risking if it means people hate you in the end or something. I don’t do very well with that as it is, unfortunately. Some things are just hard to handle. Ugh, fine. But don’t take fifty years. 

Aw, it’s just a fake lawsuit. People won’t hate you for nabbing the dairy queen away from Dairy Queen. To be fair, your business is gonna be better than Dairy Queen. Just ignore people, then. People are dumb. Fine, I’ll have it done in forty.

[kalums]

camilcs:

I think I’ll save myself the trouble of not getting sued because no thank you. I don’t think getting sued would make it very fun anymore, but I guess business is serious shit. Well I can rush it because it’s my business, don’t you take too long now.

Do it for the froyo and the dippin’ dots. I can’t believe you’re not willing to risk it all for the business. I think a good court case could liven things up a bit, y’know? I dunnnno, you’re not gonna get a very good flavor if I rush.

[kalums]

camilcs:

You’re probably right. I think I can still be a queen or something of some sort. Nice or not, I can at least be the queen of froyo and dippin’ dots anyways. You probably should start, cause this business is literally going to be a thing by tomorrow.

You could be the dairy queen. You may get sued for the name, but in all honesty, it’s worth it. This is a revolutionary business you’ve got your hands on. Woah, you can’t rush perfection and that’s definitely what this flavor is gonna be. So you’re gonna have to be patient.

[kalums]

kyliewyd:

This is so unlike me ‘cause I only do rap,but I’ve been jamming to this Troye Sivan boy all day and I think I’m in love. 

I can’t say I’ve ever listened, but I’m sort of sensing I should. I’m seeing a lot of Troye hype these days.

[kalums]

camilcs:

Maybe an ice queen is my true form in the end? I’ll make sure to wear a crown in the process of all of this. No worries. I’m excited too. You can have your own dippin’ dots flavor too, make it yourself. Boom.

I’m thinking you’re too nice to be a true blue ice queen. Get a sash too! And a scepter. You really have to milk the queen thing. I’m not a dippin’ dots expert, though. I’ve gotta start researching dippin’ dots flavors. I’ll get back to you with a flavor, deal?

[kalums]

camilcs:

Froyo, dippin’ dots, I’ve got it all covered. Have no fear earth, Karla Camila Cabello Estrabao is here to rescue. I’ll be sure to give you a proper pal discount when I get into the business. I can’t believe I did either, I’m shamed.

You’re gonna become a legit ice queen with all the frozen stuff you’re taking over. Just slap queen on the front of your names and you’re set for business. I can’t wait, honestly. I’m gonna stuck up on the dots. We’ll be ashamed together. I think we’ll eventually be forgiven.

[kalums]

        Okay, I’m not even takin’ the piss, but I met this fan today, right? And it was all chill, like, until I’m walkin’ away n’ hear her call me her fuckin’ son. Like, is this a thing now? I dunno. Either way, I’ve never gotten outta’ somewhere as quickly as I did then. But eh, how was everyone else’s day? Hopefully not as strange as mine.

I feel like you don’t have much of a choice when you’re famous. You’re either mom, dad, son, or daughter. If I can’t have foxy grandpa, or better yet, Calum, I’d take son. I can’t believe you just ran out on your parent, though. You’re probably grounded, son. I’m actually jealous, ‘cause I did absolutely nothing allll day. I think I need a weird fan to liven my life up.

[kalums]

camilcs:

Have no fear, Camila’s got it handled. I have to be honest, I think I do as well. Yes! Now we have no doubts about saving the world, cause they truly are why the world even goes around.

The world’s depending on you and your froyo. Kind of a tall order, but I have faith in you. Mostly the froyo, but you too. This is seriously gonna haunt me now. I can’t believe I overlooked dippin’ dots.

[kalums]

camilcs:

Nah no worries, Calum. I never let people don’t, that’s one thing I make very certain of. Ugh, I love dippin’ dots so much though. Would it be cheating if I went to get those on my froyo breaks?

I’m holding you to that. Now that I think about it, I think I might like them more than froyo. Scrap the whole frozen yogurt idea and set up a dippin’ dots store. Froyo is already hyped up and there’s no love left for dippin’ dots. It’s a crime, really.

[kalums]

omgstylesno:

I’m not sure if I should be offended or not, so I’m going with yes. Rude. They are all kinds of great. Fifty shades of funny with Harry Styles.

Would I ever do anything to offend you? Personally, I’m offended that you’re offended. Is that what you’re gonna call your comedy special? I’m totally behind that. You’re gonna attract all types of weirdos and maybe they’ll appreciate your jokes.

[kalums]

omgstylesno:

Heeey they’re plenty funny, thank you very much! But yeah, they might need a wash so I don’t spew out dirty jokes. They’re frowned upon in most social situations, apparently.

I’m not sure that’s true, but hey, if it helps you sleep at night. Oh my god, you’re killing me now. All of your jokes are probably frowned upon in social situations, y’know. They’re just not something to subject people to.