Because I Can

  “Remember always that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one.” – Eleanor Roosevelt  

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Tumblr, December 18th 2018

[lxviathancas]

I arrive on Tumblr

site: chaos

users: pissed

female presenting nipples: fLAGGED

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How to make tumblr better

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[the-memedaddy]

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[just-shower-thoughts]

The only time people read the rules in monopoly is when there is an argument.

[summersweeet]

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[marrowmoiselle]

💀🎃Double Date🎃💀

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photo by THRJÁR ( my edits )

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[movie-gifs]

“Okay, I’m drawing a line in the fucking sand here. Do not read the Latin!”

The Cabin in the Woods (2012, dir. Drew Goddard)

[wilwheaton]

[chronicowboy]

“I’d love to win both king and queen of the jungle. I get both crowns. FABULOUS!”

- John Barrowman “sci-fi gay icon”

[starwarsblr]

Not a bad bit of rescuing, huh?

[iant0jones]

Cuties 💗💗💗

[borealing]

Men like to believe theyd be great in apocalypse scenarios but they dont even know how to sew

[madgastronomer]

Some male friends of mine were once talking about how useful they’d be in an apocalypse, and I pointed out that as a weaver and sewer and maker of stuff, I’d be pretty damn useful and they tried to tell me they could just loot clothes from WalMart and they’d be fine. As if WalMart has endless supplies without weekly deliveries.

[alls-well-that-ends-weird]

So just last night a friend of mine was talking about who he’d round up in the event of a zombie apocalypse and how I’m his go-to farmer on account of I know how to keep an entire homestead up and running and we’re talking about what kind of resources I’d need to keep a colony of about 50-ish people alive and i bring up what all goes into processing wool for clothing and such and he just kind of stops me like ‘wait, wait, we don’t need to do all of that because we can scavenge for clothes we don’t need to be able to make them’ and i’m just like, ‘dude, that works in the short-term maybe but if this community is going to be sustainable you’ve gotta have people whose job it is to make clothes and blankets and shit’

also cloth rots pretty quickly when left exposed to the elements and after the first few years or so anything we manage to scavenge isn’t going to be wearable anymore and anywho we’ve got to teach the kids everything or they’re not gonna know what to do some decades down the line when everything’s too rusted or rotted out to be of any practical use anymore, etc etc, and he’s reckoning that things like woodworking and smithing and ranching are more important than say, cleaning or cooking or dairying and meanwhile i’m just smh may all the gods have mercy on this poor fool

He also balked when i brought up how to run a laundry and what all was needed to make everyday shit like soap and toothpaste - like dude, you think this is going to be all about hunting and scavenging and being neato manly-man drifters like in the walking dead let me teach you a thing about keeping a village alive and healthy for more than a week man most of it is shit you keep thinking is non-essential on account of it being “women’s work” or “simple chores” that’re actually pretty labor-intensive and take time, training, knowledge, and practice to do successfully, let alone well, and are 100% absolutely necessary work in order for you to have any reasonably good quality of life after the world ends

[lierdumoa]

I’m reminded of this post I read a while back about some guy who thought his underwear lasted years because his wife would periodically replace his boxers and socks with identical boxers and socks when they started to look old and he just … never noticed.

[imfemalewarrior]

A warrior relies on many people, sometimes we don’t realize it! We need to respect everyone that helps us on the way, even those of which we were unaware! 

-FemaleWarrior 

[warandpeas]

The Future