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aquilacalvitium

Write it badly or it'll never be written

aquilacalvitium

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

depsidase

pangur-and-grim

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

pangur-and-grim

here

pangur-and-grim

so for some reason you have all crucified her

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pangur-and-grim

good news, everyone! I found a second photo of the incident

pajama idea i had last night in bed while rolling around in pain from cramps

achillesinhighheels

choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream

massive-spirit

“Stay Salty” aceo link in bio

i-am-a-fish

please do something nice for yourself today. do something that makes present or future you happy please

I've put down a list of activities that might bring you joy if you need ideas but please do something that specifically makes you happy because I do not know you personally

• Fight a bear

• Fight a moose

• Fight a plane

• Fight my dad

• Fight me and my dad at the same time

• Fight 10 hawks

• Fight machines

• Fight

• Fight the earth

• Fuck space

• I meant to say Fight Space

• Fight

creekfiend

sometimes people think I am on Mad At Them Island, when in fact I am far more often paddling around in the waters of Slightly Annoyed With Their Recent Behavior Bay, or perhaps on the beautiful Peninsula of Get Well Soon But I Will Not Be Engaging With All Of That

reverendsicko

My partner and I noticed you from across the bar and uhh... give us the amulet

thebreakfastgenie

I am too tired to find it right now but when the scandal broke former White House intern Dmitri Krushnic wrote an op-ed for I think the Chicago Tribune, it was a major paper, in defense of Monica Lewinsky that said, essentially, "look, we all wanted to fuck Bill Clinton." And then later Mr. Krushnic became an actor, adopted the stage name Misha Collins, and was cast in the CW's Supernatural.

thebreakfastgenie

#is this real#probably not @snowsfalling

I'm hurt that you think I would make this up. I take Bill Clinton's inhuman rizz very seriously.