Mas tu é um nerd que só não é virjao porque a vida ensinou as tinhosidade né guisado. Tem todo kit pra ficar em casa apoiando a pizza na barriga, controle numa mão e fazendo carinho no gato com a outra.
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Mas tu é um nerd que só não é virjao porque a vida ensinou as tinhosidade né guisado. Tem todo kit pra ficar em casa apoiando a pizza na barriga, controle numa mão e fazendo carinho no gato com a outra.
@innaciondays. 2016.
Eu: Tá, mas peraí, porque que parou quando se amontoaram? Não era só se desvencilhar dos caras e sair correndo com a bola?
Thamires: É que tipo, não pode encostar os joelhos nem o cotovelo no chão. É tipo "mana que é mana não deita".
Quando que a ANCINE vai mandar que o Aedes Aegypti tenha 35% de conteúdo nacional? Esse mosquito tá transmitindo coisas demais já, não é?
No discrimination allowed.
While playing, there’s a character who was born a man, but in a woman's body. He doesn’t have beard, strong voice, and uses straps on the chest before get into the armor. Is medial era, you expect the world to be backward, misogynistic, prejudiced, discriminatory and sexist, until this conversation happen: - Inquisitor: I'd like to know more about Krem.
- Iron Bull: He’s a good soldier, and a better second-in-command. The troops need someone to complain to when I’m being a hard ass, he’s good for that.
- Inquisitor: You don’t have a problem with him being a woman?
- Iron Bull: He’s not a woman. Look, I’ve got horns, you can shoot fire out of your ass. We’re probably not the best people to go around deciding what’s normal. Krem’s a good man. I don’t give a nug’s ass if it’s a little harder for him to piss standing up.
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Iron Bull talks about Krem. Dragon Age: Inquisition. 2014.
Pare de insistir em limpar sua cabeça - ao invés, limpe a porra do seu coração.
Charles Bukowski. (via distanciarei)
"sailing is like sex"
Merrill: Do you really like sailing?
Isabela: Like it? I love it! The salt spray on my face, the wind whipping by my ears, the gulls screaming overhead — I love it all.
Merrill: Don't you get sick? I was so sick on our trip across the sea.
Isabela: Were you in the hold?
Merrill: Everyone was in the hold.
Isabela: There's your problem. You need to be up on deck, under the sky, with nothing between you and the horizon. Sailing is like sex. Do it wrong, and it'll make you sick. But do it right, and there's no feeling in the world like it.
- Isabela. 2011. Dragon Age II.
Hy po cris y
Joe: Well, excuse me, but in my circles, it's always been a mark of honour to call a spade a spade. Each time a word becomes prohibited, you remove a stone from the democratic foundation. Society demonstrates its impotence in the face of a concrete problem by removing words from the language.
Seligman: I think society would claim that... that politically correctness is a very precise expression of democratic concern for minorities.
Joe: And I say that society is as cowardly as the people in it - who in my opinion are also too stupid for democracy.
Seligman: I understand your point, but I totally disagree. I have no doubt in the human qualities.
Joe: The human qualities can be expressed in one word: hypocrisy. We elevate those who say right but mean wrong and mock those who say wrong but mean right. By the way, I can assure you that women who claim that Negros don't turn them on are lying.
Hetero é um bicho muito engraçado: ficam mais de viadagem entre eles do que a gente fica entre nós.
ROTHEN, Matheus. 2015.
Delirium x
Descobri a cura da ressaca. (em Agridoce Café)
"there's an evil night air, the stars won't shine tonight..." 🎶
Não consigo escrever outra legenda nesse lugar: isso não é um hambúrguer, é um deboche. ❤ (em Le Grand Burger)
A clássica legenda do "ainda sobre ontem" ❤ (em Bar Opinião)
"the greatest show on earth..." (em Bar Opinião)
Look do dia? Metaleiro suave. Show do Nightwish. 👊
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Aqui, de boas, esperando pra salvar o mundo (e a Zelda, pela milésima vez).