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hal | he/they | bi | autism overlord

[kanaayas]

the two lovely red children :) 

[devilishdescent]

if she’s your girl why is she sucking on my ancient coin

[devilishdescent]

#coin #suck #oldcoin #ancientcoin #girl

[kanaayas]

can yall believe this guy

[kanaayas]

hey

[enemyviv]

This is killin me

[kanaayas]

mama im gonna be your slaveeeeeee

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[kanaayas]

aww shit dawg its 11:37 pm and im eatin a chocolate fuckin bunny

[kanaayas]

i tagged this “i wish i could do drugs” “not weed tho its stinky” this did not age well.....

[kanaayas]

0: Height: 5, 3" (really small)

1: Age:

2: Shoe size: women's 7.5

3: Do you smoke?: no

4: Do you drink?: no

5: Do you take drugs?: no

6: Age you get mistaken for: 14

7: Have tattoos?: no

8: Want any tattoos?: no

9: Got any piercings?: ears

10: Want any piercings?: second ear piercing

11: Best friend?: not on tumblr, but virtually, @thotty-el

12: Relationship status: single

13: Biggest turn ons: uh..

14: Biggest turn offs: men full of themselves

15: Favorite movie: mamma mia!

16: I’ll love you if... you like musical theatre (particularly falsettos)

17: Someone you miss:

18: Most traumatic experience: my parents took my phone away all summer when i was 13

19: A fact about your personality: im loud and will talk/sing your ear off

20: What I hate most about myself: my height

21: What I love most about myself: my hair

22: What I want to be when I get older:

23: My relationship with my sibling(s): pretty good

24: My relationship with my parent(s): ok i guess?

25: My idea of a perfect date: going out to an expensive restaurant

26: My biggest pet peeves: when people ask where the rest of a character's body is, even though the drawing isn't finshed

27: A description of the girl/boy I like: dont like anyone atm

28: A description of the person I dislike the most: obese, redhead, very loud and childish

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend: to impress

30: What I hate the most about work/school: teachers

31: What my last text message says: "where are u?"

32: What words upset me the most: swears

33: What words make me feel the best about myself: compliments?

34: What I find attractive in women: i dont. im straight

35: What I find attractive in men: personalities, good looks

36: Where I would like to live: new york city

37: One of my insecurities: my weight

38: My childhood career choice: vet

39: My favorite ice cream flavor:mint chocolate chip

40: Who I wish I could be: uhhh....

41: Where I want to be right now: sleeping

42: The last thing I ate: a doughnut

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: andrew rannells

44: A random fact about anything: andrew rannells is 40 years old now

posted this in 2019 i was like 14...

0: Height: 5, 2" (i lied abt my height?)

1: Age: 17

2: Shoe size: 7.5

3: Do you smoke?: yeah

4: Do you drink?: occasionally

5: Do you take drugs?: yes

6: Age you get mistaken for: 12

7: Have tattoos?: no

8: Want any tattoos?: yeah

9: Got any piercings?: ears

10: Want any piercings?: nostril, smiley, industrial

11: Best friend?: my bf strider tbh

12: Relationship status: taken x2

13: Biggest turn ons: autistic personality

14: Biggest turn offs: virgo, taylor swift fan, associate w my ex

15: Favorite movie: tbh spree

16: I’ll love you if your name is strider or timsil

17: Someone you miss: strider and timsil

18: Most traumatic experience: getting outed to my family

19: A fact about your personality: im loud and will talk your ear off also i go on a lot of tangents and lose my train of thought frequently

20: What I hate most about myself: everything tbh

21: What I love most about myself: my autistic personality heart eyes emoji

22: What I want to be when I get older: gay

23: My relationship with my sibling(s): fine

24: My relationship with my parent(s): terrible

25: My idea of a perfect date: sitting in my car listening to music

26: My biggest pet peeves: if u remind me of my ex or misgender me or keep asking me for food

27: A description of the boy I like: has blonde hair does runway modeling has a great voice very adorable very awesome cosplay/ has a mullet gauges a septum and nostril very funny very handsome really cool makeup skills

28: A description of the person I dislike the most: skinny uglyass bleached blonde hair bitch

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend: i am sober (lie)

30: What I hate the most about work/school: mental illness

31: What my last text message says: prob sumn to my mom i forgor

32: What words upset me the most: anything my ex has ever said to me

33: What words make me feel the best about myself: compliments? i like words of affirmation

34: What I find attractive in women: everything i love women

35: What I find attractive in men: everything i love men

36: Where I would like to live: new york city

37: One of my insecurities: my nose

38: My childhood career choice: vet

39: My favorite ice cream flavor: mint chocolate chip

40: Who I wish I could be: not in pain tbh

41: Where I want to be right now: striders house

42: The last thing I ate: pickle

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: my bfs

44: A random fact about anything: stri gets an iced caramel macchiato w extra caramel from starbucks

[gaycism]

The sound effects and editing actually killed me hsjdksla

[hauntedmasc]

Fave video on the internet

[flurgburgler]

for @ferrame​

[funnytwittertweets]

[dovv]

[campyvillain]

Congrats on the transgendering 👍

TYY

[campyvillain]

oh my fucking god deltarune fans you will not believe what is happening right now

[campyvillain]

ok so i’m at my moms sides’ family business today which is co owned by my grandparents who are like. head over heels in love for Weird little dolls and toys and trinkets and the like. so i brought my spamton doll w me, because he’s my new comfort item and i like to bring him places i go. and my grandparents have just kind of…. adopted him??? i guess??? they instantly fell in love with him the moment i pulled him out of my bag and they hold him like you would a newborn baby. theyre always asking if they can hold him. they’re like “wow he is dressed to impress! what a smart little guy! i bet he gets good grades!”. they call him their Little Darling and talk to him like he’s a real boy. when i go to their house later today they’ve asked me if i can let him watch tv with them and their dogs and of course i said yes. and all this time they have no idea that this “new grandson of theirs” is a malicious scam artist who wants to infect your computer and steal your soul

[campyvillain]

Now’s his chance to be a Little Darling….

[itslillyillustrates]

no you do not!!!! i made up minnesota as a joke!!!! minnesota does not exist you silly goose!!!!

[campyvillain]

if twf was set in the modern era jack walten would post like an old man who owns a boat on the coast on facebook

[campyvillain]

Beautiful day out here in florida…………..wonderful people here all smiles…………9 am right now the early bird catches the worm as they say haha………….or should i say seagull…………..phone is hard to use it takes a little Getting used to but maybe you can teach an old dog new tricks….LOL…..”Lots of Love” from the sunshine state…… - Jack

[campyvillain]

QUALITY TIME with . the “GOOFSTER” L.O.L………. my best pal felix…..known him since my uni days we r like too peas’ in a pod………………haha……out on the town with him……..an off day well spent. with us around u know it spells “TROUBLE”! just kidding haha……we have fun…..boys day out. - Jack

[campyvillain]

whats sweeter than a cone of icecream .?My wife of course LOL. rosie the love of my life……most beautiful talented woman i ever met…….im luckiest man in the world to have such a great girl be my wife………every 1 out there if u have someone you love……..tell em you love em……and then bring them down to ICE CREAM PALOR OFF MAIN 4 GODS SAKE!!!!!!!! ha ha…….tony makes a mean soft serve i tell ya what……..a culinary delight…….itll put a smile on any one’s face . love each other always - Jack

[campyvillain]

get ready 6 grade here comes SOPHIE……so proud of her….today my eldest graduated 5TH GRADE……with ALL A’S!!!!!! says she will miss her music teacher most…..shes the singer in the family…..i just know she gets it from her mom……if i tried to sing well……theres a reason they wont let me in any karaoke bars LOL……you know us waltens we love to joke around ……that part may or may not be true………lots to celebrate….. so blown away by her achievements…….wishing everybody a FUN SUMMER…… - Jack

[campyvillain]

FELIX …..KRANKEN!!!!!PLEASE ANSWER MY MESSAGES……….. U R IN BIG .TROUBLE. MISTER. FINAL WARNING - JAJCK

[vergak]

[vergak]

Holding her like a talisman