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sometimes family is just two dads and their nine children fighting against a bunch of kaijus
#pilot exes
You know Mako was just waiting for Jake to get caught again after Nateβs last partner left just so she can have an excuse to get Jake and Nate back together because she knew Jake would be happier back home where he belonged and Nate can finally stop moping and being a grumpy cat
I mean, she whipped out that other-than-prison option really fast like she had this all planned out and ready
Mako Mori, the Captain of the Lamcost ship
OUR TRUE LORD AND SAVIOR
That one hand photo thatβs in every interracial ship moodboard moodboard
When looking for a gif of Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law dancing as Holmes and Watson I fell down one hell of a rabbit hole.
First off I learned that if you want homoerotic tension you went to the right guys because you got an actual bi man who famously paired up with Spider-Man in a not so parental way ifyaknowwhatImean
And a guy who spent a good chunk of his early career playing dangerous twinks who ruin menβs lives because heβs too pretty.
And that made me realize that Jude Law is the most literal male translation of the βdangerous seductressβ Iβve ever seen. Sort of how Chris Hemsworth is the best in business at playing the male version of a βdumb blondβ
Hemsworthβs dumb blondes know they look good and that people tend to let them have their way because of it, but they donβt know how to use their good looks to manipulate others and are always in danger of being taken advantage of by people who desire them.
Not Jude Lawβs characters. They know they look good, they know how to weaponize it and loudly signals βobjectify me at your own riskβ
Even in A.I. where he plays a literal sex toy/robot prostitute, who is programmed to not be able to defend himself and has no say in how he is used, he still manages to conspire against humans in the most passive way possible βThey want to fuck me but they also hate me because they know robots will outlive humansβ
His characters even get to experience the downsides of being a βdangerous seductressβ that are usually reserved for women. In Mr. Ripley he gets murdered because how dare he lead people on and not put out? It was totally his own fault for being a sexy asshole.
And in The Young Pope he can hardly move a finger without everybody objectifying him despite him being asexual and the goddamn pope, and despite sometimes using it to his advantage he has also turned rather cold and cruel partly because of it. Itβs no wonder that itβs a common trait for a lot of these characters that they recent the people who are attracted to them.
And I have noticed a trend. Straight male directors seem to hire beefcakes like Hemsworth when they need a character they think women should be attracted to, but hire Jude Law when they want an actor with a more androgynous aura theyβd personally be willing fuck. He doesnβt get those roles quite as often anymore though as he has gotten older and less feminine to look at.
But anyway, Downey Jr. and Law, what a combo. The bi disaster and the twink who lost the good will of his patrons because heβs pushing 50. Quite the match.
Inuvember 2015 Day 5: Inuyasha and Sango
Malec Human AU - Part 3
(Part 1, Part 2)
Bonus:
Malec Human AU
(part 2Β | part 3)
AU Simon is a savage dude π
Harry Potter & Shadowhunters Crossover AU :
Magnus Bane is the new DADA teacher (though Draco doesnβt know). He and Draco get into the same appartment of the Hogwarts Express. They shortly bond over their passion for fashion. Since Draco is there, at a point they start talking about Harry (as usual) and Magnus ends up being the mentor of Dracoβs gay-journey!
[I wish there was a fic like this!Β ππ€§]
Crimson Peak (2015)
Dir. Guillermo Del Toro
ββ¦the wet brush of snowflakes was like your kisses everywhereβ¦β β John Geddes
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Crimson Peak (2015) dir. Guillermo del Toro
Daddies finding out you're a sub who likes it rough would include...
Okay so I kinda added in different kinks for each daddyβ¦ and I donβt know maybe this seems like everythingβs in a jumbleπ¦ also I decided to leave Jonathan Pine out since itβs difficult for me to figure out his personality without watching the whole showβ¦
Requested by @shawnsslife
And headcanon requests are still open for fluff/smut/angst so feel free to inbox me!
β¨Taglist is always welcomeβ¨
Tom Hiddleston:
- I feel like he is more into vanilla stuff, but he is not opposed to rough sex, so you introduce it to him
- you start off with asking him to talk dirty, and being an actor has its perks in bed too
- βYouβre mine tonight, love. You wonβt be able to walk straight after Iβm done with youβ
- his touches are stronger and his voice is close to a growl when he calls out your name
- βY/Nβ¦ Sit down on my thigh and ride me like the little slut you areβ
- You oblige, rolling your hips onto his clothed thigh
- you werenβt wearing any underwear, and every time his suitβs material grazed on your clit you want him to rut into you
- βTom- Tom, inside me, now- pleaseβ
- βNo princess, first cum on my thigh then you get to be fucked by my cockβ
- you grind hard and he pulls on your nipples with his hand and teeth, and you moan out his name over and over again as you squirt all over him
- once you reach your peak, you lean into Tom, and he picks you up and throws you down on the bed
- there is a stain on the left leg of his pants. Tom unbuckles his belt and slides it out
- βNow look what youβve done, my love. Youβve ruined my pants. Youβll gonna have to pay for this, kitten.β
Loki:
- a natural dom, probably
- so when he hears the good news he jumps right into action
- heβs a kinky bitchβ’οΈ
- loves anything you offer him, and he would even try to get you into knife play, threesome with a clone involved or temperature play with his jΓΆtun form, but thatβs another story
- Loves to tease you, and then overstimulate you until you scream with tears rolling down your cheeks
- βOh, please, Loki- Please let me cum, I want to cum my king-β
- βOh, you want to cum my pet? Too badβ
- and he will leave you tied up on his bed to attend meetings with his councils
- by the time he comes back you are hot and bothered, and he decides to pound into you with a vibrator constantly stimulating your clit
- βThatβs it pet, cum for me again. Youβre doing so well.β
- you cry out his name, scream and beg for him to stop after you cum 4 times but he forces you into 3 more orgasms
Thomas Sharpe:
- I actually donβt see him as a Dom type, so when he finds out youβre a sub he wouldnβt grasp the idea very quickly
- you would ask him to be more rough in bed, like leaving marks on you by spanking or biting, but he refused shyly
- you also asked him to try dirty talk but he wouldnβt do that either because he doesnβt feel comfortable hurting or degrading you
- but he seemed to like the idea of you being blindfolded
- he loves it how your senses fire up without your vision, how your breath hitches with every touch of his lips on your skin
- he kneads your ample breasts and you moan out for more
- βThomas, please-β
- βPatience my dear, Iβll get thereβ
Adam:
- as much as he loves to cherish you the way deserve, he was trying to not yield into his carnal desires
- I think Adam would tap out at first, but you would beg during sex, to push you down and fuck you silly and his carnal desires will oblige
- he loves it when you are powerless over him
- he would push you down on the bed, his eyes dialated panting as he roams your naked torso with each of your wrists pinned by his hands
- he nibbles and pulls on your skin, leaving countless love marks on your neck and shoulders, and trailing down to your breasts and inner thighs
- still pinning down your wrists, he pushes into you with a low growl and bucks his hips to hit your G-spot
- you cry out, wanting more. He senses this and asks you:
- βYou like that? You want more, donβt you baby?β
- βYes, Adam, I want it so bad- yes!β
- He frees you momentarily just to flip you over on all fours, then returns back to rutting into you
- suddenly he grabs your ponytail and pulls your head closer to his face and whispers:
- βOoh, yes, love it when youβre under me, with my marks all over your neckβ
- and then he makes a final mark as he reaches his peak, releasing his seeds inside your throbbing pussy
James Conrad:
- he would find out when you accidentally call him βdaddyβ during sex one time
- βDaddy? You like to call me that, sweetheart? Well guess what baby girl, daddy will make you cum over and over. Oh yes, you want that, donβt you?β
- he loves the idea, so the two of you decide to exploit it
- James is very protective so he gets jealous easily when other men try to flirt with you
- and when your outfit was a little naughty or when you flirt back to other men just to annoy James, he drags you by the wrist, takes you straight home then punishes you
- βYouβve been bad tonight baby girl, what did I say about talking to other men like that?β
- His frustration makes your pussy throb, wetness pooling inside your underwear
- he pushes you against the wall, pushes your dress up and puts two fingers inside your pussy to find it dripping
- βOh, you naughty, naughty girl- you sure are getting punished tonight.β
Robert Laing:
- I feel like Robert would be someone who is always open about this but havenβt really put it into action, so you would be the one introducing rough sex to him- only to find out he is a natural
- He has a bit of a hard time talking dirty, so he puts it into action
- his stamina is amazing; he fucks you hard, deep and fast, panting and growling. his hips move in fast powerful thrusts to meet your cunt
- he plows through your pussy with his shaft, earning gasps and moans. Itβs almost like getting split by two by his big cock
- this keeps going for more than 5 rounds, and you wake up the next morning literally unable to shift your hips
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Thor, walking up to Loki: Brother, youβre supposed to be dancing!
Loki, staring at the Asgardians waltzing before him: *shrugs* I donβt want to.
Thor: Come on, Loki! Itβs a party, your supposed to be enjoying yourself.
Loki: *glares at him*
Thor: *sighing* Just pick someone. *waves a hand* Anyone!
Loki: *scowling* I donβt WANT anyone. If you must knowβ¦Iβm waiting.
Thor: Waiting for�
Loki: Someone worthy of my time.
Y/n: *enters the room*
Thor: You canβt wait for-
Loki, spotting you: *pushes past Thor* Excuse me.
Loki, walking up to you: You know, they say that the true test of a perfect waltz is for it to be so swift, so delicate, and so smoothβ¦
Loki, making a candle appear in his hand: β¦that a candle flame will not extinguish in the hand of the lead dancer.
Loki, gazing down at you: Now⦠that requires the perfect partner.
Loki, holding out his hand: Would you be mine?
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